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2016-10-17 20:11:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I could get like 1k on the "street" for it

2016-10-17 20:36:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Don't know. He said no-one would buy it without an evidence that I actually own it legally. But I'm not interested in selling it anyway. I like that watch.

2016-10-17 20:38:12 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I can't see it neither on the 40s nor on the 50s list

2016-10-17 20:38:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

is this the whole list of all watches produced by Rolex in those decades?

2016-10-18 09:11:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>fly to Shenzen
>go to factory to buy electronics
>3 chinks showing me around
>get shown around all production rooms
>hundreds of chinks screwing stuff together
>manager always speaks about high quality
>show interest for battery banks
>ask if I can see one
>he gives me one
>me: "can I buy this one as a sample?"
>chink: "you can have it free sample. Very high quality product"
>take out Swiss Army knife
>crack battery bank open
>chink: "nonono, this is dangerous!"
>4 batteries inside
>3 look different than the first
>only the first is actually connected with wires
>take out one of the 3
>chink: "stop! do not do this here! it's electronics! DANGEROUS!"
>cut battery open with knife
>sand drops out
>all chinks silent for a few seconds
>my chink gf starts silently laughing
>get kicked out of the factory

2016-10-18 09:56:04 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I posted it in the thread when it happened

2016-10-18 09:56:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it was like, February

2016-10-18 09:56:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and you guys insulted me because I used to import fake beats headphones and sell them on the Italian street market

2016-10-18 09:56:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I don't know if anyone remembers

2016-10-18 09:57:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I never imported complex electronics

2016-10-18 09:57:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

EU warranty rules would fuck my anus

2016-10-18 09:58:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

just imagine what heppens to me when one fake ipad burns and a person dies from the explosion

2016-10-18 09:58:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wew

2016-10-18 10:01:23 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

้€™ๆ˜ฏๆˆ‘็š„ๅฐๅธŒๆœ›

2016-10-18 10:01:37 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I have my legal residence in Switzerland

2016-10-18 10:01:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

based FTA with China

2016-10-18 10:03:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>learn chink for 4 years
>90% usage is shitposting /csg/

2016-10-18 10:04:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

please don't laugh at me but I like watching Chinese teenage drama

2016-10-18 10:04:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

all those fucking qt chink grils man

2016-10-18 10:04:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

the plots are disgusting but the cuties

2016-10-18 10:04:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

man those cuties

2016-10-18 10:05:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@dariken I think I watched this one already

2016-10-18 10:05:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

at least I recognize the actress in the thumbnail

2016-10-18 10:05:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

but I'm at work so I shouldn't now

2016-10-18 10:06:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Also Japan horror is nice

2016-10-18 10:06:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I never saw a good chink horror movie

2016-10-18 10:06:41 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

can one of you suggest a good chink horror which I will understand with my poor vocabulary?

2016-10-18 10:06:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

you misspelled Ju-On

2016-10-18 22:15:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Please before it gets deleted

2016-10-18 22:28:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

As the proud owner of a Taiwanese girlfriend, I must say, that they're way more predictable than any Siri-tier AI

2016-10-18 22:28:40 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You can write down the whole business logic of an Asian girl in less than 100 lines of code

2016-10-18 22:28:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Basically it's basic instincts and a few fancy functions.

2016-10-18 22:29:10 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You can't even actually consider them to be fully human.

2016-10-19 21:43:44 UTC [/csg/ #nsfw-lewds]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/238416922612334603/Screen_Shot_2016-10-19_at_23.41.24.png

2016-10-19 21:43:48 UTC [/csg/ #nsfw-lewds]  

how to derail a thread on /g/

2016-10-20 09:09:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@booming signal only because I make chink girls short circuit, doesn't mean they banned it because of me :^)

2016-10-20 09:09:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>Germany
>third world
what?

2016-10-20 09:10:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Berlin is a shithole

2016-10-20 09:11:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Frankfurt is full of drugs

2016-10-20 09:11:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and Mรผnchen has a nasty dialect

2016-10-20 09:11:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Germany is shit

2016-10-20 09:11:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm glad I don't live there anymore

2016-10-20 09:11:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I lived in Germany for 12 years and I don't miss it a day

2016-10-20 09:12:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I just look like mid east but I'm not
t. Sicilian

2016-10-20 09:13:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

no-one forces them to do something

2016-10-20 09:13:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

instead they get the comfy live for nothing

2016-10-20 09:13:27 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and Germans continue paying like 45% of taxes

2016-10-20 09:14:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Working in Germany is really unrewarding

2016-10-20 09:14:44 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

When I lived in Germany, at the end, I did hit the 4200 / month salary and after taxes it was barely 2500

2016-10-20 09:14:59 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Especially as a foreigner who doesn't care, gifting this amount of money to illegal immigrants is retarded

2016-10-20 09:15:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Lugano, Italian part of Switzerland

2016-10-20 09:16:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I will probably move to Taiwan within the next 4-5 years and leave Europe behind

2016-10-20 09:17:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

The only upside of Berlin is that you can live with like 500-600 โ‚ฌ / month if you don't care about much

2016-10-23 08:18:04 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

ไฝ ๅฅฝ

2016-10-25 07:47:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>datetime()
>using windows

2016-10-27 19:04:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Which dictator are you?

2016-10-27 19:04:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/241275931514241024/Screenshot_20161027-210039.png

2016-10-27 19:04:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

pls no bully

2016-11-02 07:58:48 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

now that some months passed

2016-11-02 07:58:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

how is the long term quality of those shark sd cards?

2016-11-04 09:56:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

those emoji reactions will take shitposting to the next level

2016-11-04 11:58:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

at my first work place we had the Computer-Roulette since we owned a datacenter.
Servers which weren't used anymore got taken into the office and opened while running and playing music.
Then we took a soldering iron and everyone soldered a piece off. When one piece off led the music to stop, the guy lost and had to pay lunch.

2016-11-04 11:59:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

*cuckold, cuckold, cuckold*

2016-11-05 19:53:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

So I'm trying to learn some entry-level maths because I would like to study CS but I'm dumb af

2016-11-05 19:53:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

could someone give me some analysis explanations?

2016-11-05 19:53:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

pls

2016-11-07 09:51:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>in 13 hours, the collapse of the US will begin

2016-11-07 09:51:24 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I hope you all learned Chinese already

2016-11-07 09:52:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>ywn live in Canada

2016-11-07 09:52:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I wish I lived in Vancouver

2016-11-07 09:53:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

All those chink girls

2016-11-07 09:53:06 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2016-11-07 09:53:34 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>tfw Asians are a <1% minority in my country

2016-11-11 10:47:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Can someone suggest me a really really really cheap chink tablet ?

2016-11-11 10:48:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Low end specs are fine, like, 512mb ram and singlecore, I don't care

2016-11-11 12:37:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

2016-11-11 12:39:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

CHINA

2016-11-14 08:41:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

How can I get a chink gf?

2016-11-14 08:44:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'm human but I'm ugly

2016-11-14 08:45:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

yes but let's say, can I get a 5/10 chink gf while I'm 3/10?

2016-11-14 08:46:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Can I have one that doesn't look like her parents ignored all warnings while compiling her, while I do look like this?

2016-11-14 08:47:26 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

OK

2016-11-14 08:47:29 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I will move to China

2016-11-14 08:48:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I will start my own chink electronics export company and I will use /csg/ as my free advertising platofm once I get it started

2016-11-14 08:58:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Can I just be Italian teacher?

2016-11-14 08:58:58 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I mean someone somewhere might be interested

2016-11-14 08:59:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Given that some idiots study any useless language

2016-11-14 09:01:29 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I used to teach Italian in Germany for almost 7 years though

2016-11-14 09:02:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Those were good times

2016-11-14 09:03:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Italian native, German C2, English C1, French C1

2016-11-14 09:03:29 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yes but they probably wouldn't hire an Italian to teach German

2016-11-14 09:08:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Has anyone here actually ever made experiences with spending a bit of time in China teaching something?

2016-11-14 09:08:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I mean those thoughts are actually nice and I have nothing to do in my life anyway

2016-11-14 09:09:03 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

if I spend a few years in China and there is at least 1 chink puss, i's worth it

2016-11-14 10:09:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@transience are you the UK chink?

2016-11-14 10:12:29 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

is it bad when I start recognizing the people here?

2016-11-14 10:13:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

did you get chink puss?

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