>tfw i discover that i might be related to the greatest portuguese nationalist leader

next time buy those stickers they hand out in kindergarten

is it DAVES?

ah i worked at a whole foods for the thanksgiving season once

i got fired for talking about heroin in front of customers

we were talking about trainspotting

i know right

nah

there was a gap but i dont remember how long

>implying trainspotting isnt swpl af

sadly that might be true

whoa

did you recently watch tumblrisms too?

nice lol, hadnt seen those madden gifs in so long until this vid

reee I was supposed to get a call for a potential job around noon and it's already 1:30

but I don't want to move to cali

phew

wew

i bet my chromebook is faster

im not upset

would be nice, but i only just recently started getting contact from this guy

he asked when id be free to talk today and i said noon

IT nearby with good pay

normally the positions around here offer about half what they did

and tbh fam a commute would make me want to blow my brains out

20m is fine, i just dont feel like spending two hours of my day driving

especially when my mpg sucks

@Convo you can disable that in the options

i would send you a screenshot but i dont have word installed

i think so

lol

excuse me sir

i just googled that name

and youre punished

porn thot

a very ugly one

so i reformatted my pc and forgot to switch off the lock screen slideshow so i woke up the other day to a giant photo of george soros

very scary

@northern_confederate xDDD

swpl nationalism will rule the world

t. me

i didnt mean porn

u dip

im confused as to why you cant find a job, i have a degree in psych and no certs at all and have a decent outlook

oh ok thats probably why

BA opens up a lot even if you dont have other stuff

@northern_confederate me 😦

@Koba get a job at a college so you have fresh eye candy every couple of months

also college IT is easy as fuck, and i worked at one that was the most advanced around

@Koba sign up for dice.com if you can tolerate getting phone calls all the time

>21
>too old

>tfw almost 26

@Koba np

i really want this pic without the fucking watermark 😦

people with missing teeth terrify me

idk why

im not saying everyone in the south is missing teeth, im saying people with missing teeth terrify me

lol

you should start a blog

why did keyboards have a shortcut for twitter hashtags before twitter??? 🤔

@Convo no, i would actually read it because your stories are hilarious

dont judge bro

<:wewuzspiderman:283520791675666432> this is the only bad one

IT HAS A BLACK BG

just steal them from argentina tbh fam

@FylnnGardian if you post an emoji you can right click and open link

wrong person

@YUGE

👌

@northern_confederate are you really badtan?? lol

damn i miss that guy

his taste in music was 100%

animal collective is best

REEE

tekken 7 is a good game

mfw i cant tell if @YUGE knows and is bantering me or not

reee, i have reviewed evidence that suggests autistic people have superior music listening abilities so my taste is CONFIRMED best

FUCK

wasnt that my score, too?

i dont remember

@northern_confederate now that ive discovered that i might be descended from a great fascist leader you might lose your bitch, man

bullshit

score now

theres no fucking way im 47/50 and you scored low

theres an eye one

why

where

hah, fuck you

java and flash enabled

sucks 4 u

my friend messaged me today to tell me to please cool it with the anti-semitism next time im around

@Convo what if i started and got bored when the woman was speaking

never

he does

well, he doesnt, but that test says he does

nope

@YUGE http://getrssfeed.com

👌

@Convo context matters i think, someone was sharing stuff from here to other servers and thats why the rule is there

what is it called

evergreen content