>Susan from the Mormon Council
Top kek

I don't even know why that was so funny to me

"We teach an objective truth that can change on our prophet's whim"

"Like that black people are disgraced souls for trying to stay neutral in heaven"

Oh boi

Thank goodness I have an FSSP parish here

So in all technicality Nancy Peloski and the governor of New York are automatically excommunicated

I still need to write them a letter to inform them that they've expelled themselves

No contraception is allowed

Marriage has two goods, unity and procreation. You can emphasize one or the other, but you can not eliminate either

That's the plan Remus

Without the possibility of creating new life you and your spouse are just masturbating

NFP is allowed

It's preferred if only used in necessity

With NFP if God wants to grant you a baby he could throw off your cycle

Anal and oral aren't sex, just throwing that out there

>mfw the whole point of NFP is keeping it in your pants

Right, so abstaining should be out of mutual agreement

Naw, pretty sure degeneracy is degeneracy

And a bag over your head

Look into the marriage of Tobias and Sarah

Like was said earlier, you can emphasis the unitive or procreative aspect, just don't eliminate either

Part of why we say in vitro fertilization is a no go

There is such a thing as being Catholic out of desire in case you don't have a chance to join

Oh, beat me to it Iron

But be careful to be sure that he actually is wrong first. Then use tact if possible

I've been a Catholic my whole life, but I had a resurgence in faith when I was 19

I was trained to be an engineer, so my main draw to it was how well all the doctrines and truths fit together, like a well oiled machine

Most prots do. They're first response is usually "can't I be episcopalian?"

Another sect. American Anglican larpers

Essentially anglicans formed because they sided with King Henry VIII on divorces because he couldn't get his wife to have a son. Episcopalians formed after the War of Independance saying screw you to King George, which makes me wonder why they just didn't rejoin the Catholics

The whole reason they left was their ruler, then they told him to shove off

Yeah, there is such a thing as too smart for your own good

Wisdom is more important than intelligence

Yeah, some Anglican rites are close enough that they could rejoin with very little difficulty if they'd accept the Pope

Why aren't Anglicans good at chess?

They can't tell the difference between a queen and a bishop

Isn't final irrepentance unforgivable?

Well cuz I remember sins against the spirit are not forgiven and there about seven of them

*six of them, just looked them up

Let God sort them out

Get a nice one at some point. If there's anything anyone owns that should be nice, it should be their religious items.

Go become a tower dog @GodFearingEnglishman

Buy me a beer when I stop by

Or do English pubs only serve alcoholic tea?

Heh

That's also how I feel. Like I said, I'm only insulted if they actually are giving based on what you can do instead of what you need

If it's what you need, as I assume, I get frustrated

No, the proper is lgbtqpbn

P - pedosexual
B - bestiasexual
N - necrosexual

Most I've found want to be special so they attach all these made up titles

It's just the bsic human desire for love disordered as usual

They clique up really hard in a cult like fashion. Once you're in, good luck getting out

Brought someone who hadn't been to confession in years. Had extramarital sex and such on their soul. Priest told them to sit for a while, like ten minutes, in front of the blessed sacrament thinking about how much Jesus loves them.

I have an opportunity to get a job that pays 20/hr. Please pray that I don't mess it up

I need to get to Prague someday

Then the Vatican

F

We need to flood this: http://www.surveymonkey.com/r/catholic7?fbclid=IwAR1ZHga__AuGCoqS1I0T1bgoEdI98u72dym_lGnLdXLunCpeMiDUD9uHhfg

Okay, everyone except for Remus needs to flood this

A married priest cannot fully commit to martyrdom if there is some attachment to the world i.e. a four year old who has to grow up without a father and a wife

Note to self, Remus does not understand banter

Obvious thing is obvious

If there is someone left he is obligated to fight being killed instead of telling his murderer to do what he must

I lived in Knoxville for a while. That's where I learned that damn is a swear word

Where in Remus? If near Knoxville I know a priest who converted that I was good friends with

His conversion story goes something like Baptist -> atheist -> agnostic -> Buddhist -> these Eastern things don't make sense -> Jews are right about something -> Islam is out -> can't I just be Episcopalian -> it's either the Orthodoxy or the Catholics -> Damn it, the Catholics are right

then he became a priest and has only gotten his mother to convert so far

Partially because she found out that the mother of a priest is buried with the cloth her son said his first mass on

Southerners have low outer walls high inner walls. Midwesterners have high outer walls low inner walls

Northeast has both walls sky high, West cost has no walls or boundaries especially concerning decency

Pro tip, don't tell Southerners you're from the North. Took them a while to figure out I was a prairie yankee and had nothing to do with "The War of Northern Aggression"

outer walls meaning how you treat strangers, inner walls meaning how you treat friends

High inner walls means you only reveal your innermost self to your closest friends. High outer walls means it takes you a while to let strangers be friends

low inner would be letting your innermost self to most people you're friendly with, low outer means you become friends with just about anyone you meet

Amazing

And midwesterners need a lot of time to warm up to people, but their friends are usually really close

Identify most with czech side, look french canadian

If you feel obligated to them, then you should convert them

Allowing them to remain outside the truth is cold

First fertility dropoff is 30. Get married and a bun in the oven by 20 or stop trying

If you're twenty one and not married either go to seminary or kys

We're at war, soldier. We don't have time for tea time niceties

Heh, they lowkey told Bill Nye to kill himself the other week

They said something along the lines of "Bill Nye says abortion is necessary to reduce the population for the sake of resources. Maybe he should take his own advice, I mean, old people take up more resources than newborns"

This was on air btw

Pleases tell me a pic of this exists

Right

Just like the rest of us

Got a new crucifix, it's briddy nice

I intend to on Sunday

Luther was more destructive to Christendom than the Muslims

I'm being half silly

75 percent serious

He should've done what St. Francis of Asisi did instead of going renegade and crying to German nobility

All that means is don't mindlessly say your prayers but mindfully consider every word you utter in them

Sure because we repeat prayers that Holy people said or made themselves in Hope's of becoming like them

But we do not ban "free form" prayers