GeneralTweed

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GeneralTweed
2018-10-25 00:44:42 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

GOOD LUCK BRO!!

GeneralTweed
2018-10-25 17:14:45 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

FUCKING BOOM!

GeneralTweed
2018-10-26 16:46:50 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Trump literally came out to a crowd of cheering black people in MAGA hats, told them the news, thanked law enforcement, and they cheered. BLACK AMERICANS CHEERING FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT BECAUSE OF TRUMP.

GeneralTweed
2018-10-26 16:47:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

FUCKING BOOM

GeneralTweed
2018-10-26 17:10:02 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

So we're thinking some fuckery is afoot RE: the back window stickers?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505427904646217758/10-26-18_different_back_window.PNG

GeneralTweed
2018-10-26 17:10:55 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Right?

GeneralTweed
2018-10-26 21:56:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Ya'll know what we have to do now, right?

GeneralTweed
2018-10-26 21:56:26 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

#MemeYourCar

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 00:06:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

The same company looking for that sub is the same company that looked for MH370, so, based on their track record...

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 00:21:07 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

kek

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 00:25:29 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505537487687647235/Buscemi.gif

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:32:36 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>literally at a synagogue

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:33:04 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

What a thing to wake up to.

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:33:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Gaddayum sym-boh-liz-um

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:34:49 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #gaming]  

Horse Killer Simulator 2 has too much exposition.

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:36:47 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Hispanic with an Irish last name who is a registered libertarian

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:40:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"they made a fist, which pulled some kind of a lever, which caused some kind of hammer to strike something called a primer, which killed Billy"

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:44:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Oh look, it has the word 'van' in it"

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:45:04 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Quick, let's slap a narrative together and move"

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:49:36 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

This shit hasn't even hit my feed yet, I found out about it from Trump's tweet. Instead, I'm greeted by this.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505770050494660628/Screenshot_20181027-1048282.png

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 15:50:28 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I wish

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 16:32:48 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Too perfect. "He's a Nazi, he hates Trump, and thinks Trump is controlled by the Jews"

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 20:51:25 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

God damn, he literally brought a priest and a rabbi on stage

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 23:45:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

I like to make sure my jenk has steeped for several weeks underneath a windowsill in a glass jar within an apple pie. The little old lady down the street won't sell me her full colostomy bags anymore (what with the economy being good and all), but she'll bake me a pie.

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 23:49:49 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

Marklar, what's going on with marklar?

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 23:55:38 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

>sex always makes babies

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 23:55:52 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

>pullout 1955

GeneralTweed
2018-10-27 23:56:04 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

And here I am

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 00:00:52 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

It shouldn't be white if its going in your ass

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 00:01:15 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

>Ass-Pussy

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 04:16:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Probably an op going on.

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 04:16:43 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Or he's just feelin' groovy

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 17:16:53 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I really like how now everyone knows who George Soros is. I never thought it'd go mainstream. Yet, here we are.

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 21:46:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #q-general]  

Woah

GeneralTweed
2018-10-28 21:48:40 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #q-general]  

Time to get moving, double-time

GeneralTweed
2018-10-29 03:43:23 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

GEE I WONDER WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/506312068148887573/Screenshot_20181028-2242292.png

GeneralTweed
2018-10-30 18:20:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Sauce for the 187 @Mr. Sofaking Fluffykins

GeneralTweed
2018-10-30 22:45:30 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Wait, why the hell am I orange now

GeneralTweed
2018-10-30 23:03:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Ah, I figured. something like that; spooky halloween orange. Thanks @Bellalu

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 02:14:52 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

QPOST?! WHERE?!? I NEED MUH FIX, MAN

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 17:26:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Bwahahaha, that's perfect

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 21:42:26 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

@Deleted User do you guys have a mega link full of memes? I wanna hit the trenches and make a run through no man's land.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 21:45:01 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Inb4 the internet goes down

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 21:45:31 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

Wait, fuck me, I'm an idiot; figured it out

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 21:45:39 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

You rock!!!

GeneralTweed
2018-11-02 21:45:54 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

o7

GeneralTweed
2018-11-03 00:48:59 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

That hat is way too big for her head.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-03 00:50:25 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Already saw it, just pointing out that that woman needs a smaller sized hat.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-03 00:51:27 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Bigger heads, bigger bodies, MAKE OUR HATS FIT AGAIN"

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 01:56:24 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Holy shit, I love it, @PointingUp NewsGal

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 03:51:13 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

The answer is 42.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 03:52:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Perhaps we should build a better computer.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 03:53:20 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

kek\

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 04:04:20 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Tried that already, didn't work, someone opened the garage.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 04:05:12 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Yeah, and no one was supposed to be home, either, kekekekekekeke

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 04:06:16 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Yeah, and I'm just trying to be funny, hence the Hitch-Hikers reference.

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 04:51:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

@Deleted User already voted

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 05:39:27 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/508515602009423882/LwfD.gif

GeneralTweed
2018-11-04 15:50:07 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords
https://youtu.be/3RBSkq-_St8

GeneralTweed
2018-11-05 02:17:42 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #the-world-tournament-text]  

It's a jizzing dick

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