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2018-05-20 14:55:08 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

Aye 🍻

2018-05-20 14:55:12 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

Woah

2018-05-20 14:55:16 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

Why am I gold

2018-05-20 14:58:55 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

MEME WAR!

2018-05-20 14:59:52 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

Rise! We're not going to be silenced and gaslighted anymore!

2018-05-20 15:00:07 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

God damn it kek

2018-09-22 04:50:50 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #modchat]  

My body is ready

2018-10-03 18:18:49 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Ha ha! Every phone going off at once!!

2018-10-03 18:19:59 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Screenshotted, still hear people's phones going off, ahhhh

2018-10-03 18:22:16 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

The lovely sound of coordination and winning

2018-10-04 18:20:07 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Today is one helluva good day so far.

2018-10-04 21:44:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/497524351135121430/heman.jpg

2018-10-04 23:48:45 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

There's a large group shouting "HUBER!"

2018-10-04 23:49:41 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Yo

2018-10-05 00:21:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Holy fuck he's dropping knowledge tonight

Huge butts

2018-10-13 14:57:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I really like how it's no longer "Political Action Committee," "Dark Money Group" just feels so much more scarier; these people are fucking stupid.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/10/13/collins-blasted-dark-money-groups-kavanaugh-fight-one-just-paid-thank-her-her-vote/

2018-10-15 13:11:08 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Fucking trolled hard.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/501381516094341120/Screenshot_20181015-080040.png

2018-10-17 01:32:15 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Down here too

2018-10-17 01:42:03 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Welp, time to watch regular bullshit for a while.

2018-10-17 01:43:35 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

We have to dig deeper.

2018-10-17 01:50:51 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Shrug it off as site maintenance, shit happens; rat got stuck between two CAT6 cables and fucked everything up.

2018-10-17 01:51:08 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>works every time

2018-10-17 01:52:00 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

See? Rats and CAT6 don't mix.

2018-10-17 01:55:46 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>Who watches the IsItDown sites?

2018-10-17 01:59:46 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Main page still loads for me, just nothing shows up aside from the basic UI

2018-10-17 02:06:53 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

@Blonde_Finn Toronto , Edmonton, or Vancouver?

2018-10-17 02:07:13 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Outage map shows strong red

2018-10-17 02:08:32 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Well, I think it's a self-reporting thing, so...

2018-10-17 02:12:48 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>Suddenly finding myself watching sbemails

2018-10-17 02:14:37 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>Jesus Christ what happened to you, Homestar Runner?

2018-10-17 02:15:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Kazaa

2018-10-17 02:16:31 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Is YouTube the internet?

2018-10-17 02:18:00 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>Everyone literally goes to check youporn

2018-10-17 02:19:23 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Not shitstirring, just being a smartass; chill bro.

2018-10-17 02:29:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Back up for me I think.

2018-10-17 02:31:41 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>Group of Highly Trained Monkeys
>Weaponized Autism

2018-10-17 02:43:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I've gotta go return some videotapes.

2018-10-17 03:18:38 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Wat

2018-10-17 03:18:48 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

God yes.

2018-10-17 03:20:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Explains the Tick-tock tweet from Warren earlier. That would be a challenge.

2018-10-17 03:22:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Still rats in the CAT6

2018-10-17 03:23:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Oh god, I'm probably too high. Fuck, I'm listening to Portal too, what the fuck.

2018-10-18 12:58:08 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Mornin' y'all

2018-10-20 14:25:29 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/503212166401228800/Screenshot_20181020-0819532.png

2018-10-21 14:46:11 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>penis

2018-10-21 14:47:11 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

SELECTIVE capitalization

2018-10-21 14:48:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Thanks, I WORK really hard TO ensure things THAT I do are accomplished well.

2018-10-21 14:49:37 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

So, HOWS everyone else's MORNING going SO far?

2018-10-21 14:53:03 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

[[[CAW]]]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/503581490639011864/u-g-PZLW040.jpg

2018-10-21 15:33:20 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Yeah, but when you make a claim here, you bring the sauce.

2018-10-21 15:33:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Sauce makes the bread taste better. Capiche?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/503591781334515712/e1d4877d046e9ee5127fd6547c7857ea094c20f82199f60da7fd3cd0392cea3b.png

2018-10-22 12:43:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

When was the last school shooting?

2018-10-22 12:44:51 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Need to do a quick search, it's a talking point; "hey, why hasn't some kid gone crazy and shot up their school yet? It's October"

2018-10-22 12:45:35 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Second

2018-10-22 12:50:26 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

[[[CAW]]]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/503913023258361856/u-g-PZLW040.jpg

2018-10-22 20:27:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Speak for yourself

2018-10-22 20:51:15 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

23 and 77, was the 600th vote of the day.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/504034022670860290/IMG_20181022_155020.jpg

2018-10-22 23:02:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

This shit has been happening all day???

2018-10-23 00:21:27 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

He's going off about Globalism

2018-10-23 00:21:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

CALLED HIMSELF A NATIONALIST

2018-10-23 00:21:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

LIBERAL MINDS EXPLODING ALL OVER THE USA

2018-10-23 00:30:54 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

HE CAN'T CALL HER POCAHONTAS

2018-10-23 00:31:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T QUALIFY LMFAOP

2018-10-23 00:36:51 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

KEK, "Ever been taunted by a hurricane?"

2018-10-23 01:04:29 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Here we go

2018-10-23 01:11:23 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Honestly, I'd rather be the weed you smoke after the treatment.

2018-10-23 01:11:37 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

But, eh, hooray for killing cancer

2018-10-23 01:21:12 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

God damn, that was a fucking perfect rally.

2018-10-24 01:43:18 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Do we know where the landings will be?

2018-10-24 01:49:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Obviously, the masses of women and children will come to ports of entry where the media will be stationed, but where will the rest try to come in. Where would the best possible county of entry be?

2018-10-24 01:50:07 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Arizona? New Mexico? California?

2018-10-24 01:52:29 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

In which case we're set up like Omaha Beach, but this isn't France and it isn't an invasion by those who wear uniforms; find the countys, find the coconspirators.

2018-10-24 01:52:59 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Which should probably be obvious at this point, but, eh, wargaming

2018-10-24 01:57:55 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

No doubt someone has a phone on them, but that doesn't mean they're all saying Calais.

2018-10-24 01:58:46 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Who cares where they shit, they're not here yet #ToiletCountry #SitAndWipe

2018-10-24 01:59:03 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>does nothing

2018-10-24 02:01:53 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Didn't they cross several hundred miles over just a short period of time? They have trucks and busses, they're being trafficked to the landing points.

2018-10-24 02:01:55 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Hell

2018-10-24 02:02:27 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

On that note, what if the trucks switch cargo.

2018-10-24 02:06:00 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

ETA is election day, right? Or before it to capitalize on potential media impact?

2018-10-24 02:16:14 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Assuming no trucks, fully on foot, with hurricanes coming through... Women and children forced to turn back or hold steady... Hrm... What's being missed?

2018-10-24 02:23:12 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Commercial Only" points of entry?

2018-10-24 13:18:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Thanks for covering up the crosswalk button, Beto.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/504644815196127232/IMG_20181024_081740.jpg

2018-10-24 23:58:08 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Lemme finish eating first, fag

2018-10-25 00:10:03 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

<:vcislit:498239481846038539>

GOOD LUCK BRO!!

2018-10-25 17:14:45 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

FUCKING BOOM!

2018-10-26 16:46:50 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Trump literally came out to a crowd of cheering black people in MAGA hats, told them the news, thanked law enforcement, and they cheered. BLACK AMERICANS CHEERING FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT BECAUSE OF TRUMP.

2018-10-26 16:47:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

FUCKING BOOM

2018-10-26 17:10:02 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

So we're thinking some fuckery is afoot RE: the back window stickers?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505427904646217758/10-26-18_different_back_window.PNG

2018-10-26 17:10:55 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Right?

2018-10-26 21:56:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Ya'll know what we have to do now, right?

2018-10-26 21:56:26 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

#MemeYourCar

2018-10-27 00:06:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

The same company looking for that sub is the same company that looked for MH370, so, based on their track record...

2018-10-27 00:21:07 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

kek

2018-10-27 00:25:29 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505537487687647235/Buscemi.gif

2018-10-27 15:32:36 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>literally at a synagogue

2018-10-27 15:33:04 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

What a thing to wake up to.

2018-10-27 15:33:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Gaddayum sym-boh-liz-um

2018-10-27 15:34:49 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #gaming]  

Horse Killer Simulator 2 has too much exposition.

2018-10-27 15:36:47 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Hispanic with an Irish last name who is a registered libertarian

2018-10-27 15:40:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"they made a fist, which pulled some kind of a lever, which caused some kind of hammer to strike something called a primer, which killed Billy"

2018-10-27 15:44:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Oh look, it has the word 'van' in it"

2018-10-27 15:45:04 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Quick, let's slap a narrative together and move"

2018-10-27 15:49:36 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

This shit hasn't even hit my feed yet, I found out about it from Trump's tweet. Instead, I'm greeted by this.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505770050494660628/Screenshot_20181027-1048282.png

2018-10-27 15:50:28 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I wish

2018-10-27 16:32:48 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Too perfect. "He's a Nazi, he hates Trump, and thinks Trump is controlled by the Jews"

2018-10-27 20:51:25 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

God damn, he literally brought a priest and a rabbi on stage

I like to make sure my jenk has steeped for several weeks underneath a windowsill in a glass jar within an apple pie. The little old lady down the street won't sell me her full colostomy bags anymore (what with the economy being good and all), but she'll bake me a pie.

Marklar, what's going on with marklar?

>sex always makes babies

>pullout 1955

And here I am

It shouldn't be white if its going in your ass

>Ass-Pussy

2018-10-28 04:16:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Probably an op going on.

2018-10-28 04:16:43 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Or he's just feelin' groovy

2018-10-28 17:16:53 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I really like how now everyone knows who George Soros is. I never thought it'd go mainstream. Yet, here we are.

2018-10-28 21:46:09 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #q-general]  

Woah

2018-10-28 21:48:40 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #q-general]  

Time to get moving, double-time

2018-10-29 03:43:23 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

GEE I WONDER WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/506312068148887573/Screenshot_20181028-2242292.png

2018-10-30 18:20:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Sauce for the 187 @Mr. Sofaking Fluffykins

2018-10-30 22:45:30 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Wait, why the hell am I orange now

2018-10-30 23:03:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Ah, I figured. something like that; spooky halloween orange. Thanks @Bellalu

QPOST?! WHERE?!? I NEED MUH FIX, MAN

2018-11-02 17:26:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Bwahahaha, that's perfect

2018-11-02 21:42:26 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

@Deleted User do you guys have a mega link full of memes? I wanna hit the trenches and make a run through no man's land.

2018-11-02 21:45:01 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Inb4 the internet goes down

2018-11-02 21:45:31 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

Wait, fuck me, I'm an idiot; figured it out

2018-11-02 21:45:39 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

You rock!!!

2018-11-02 21:45:54 UTC [Meme Warfare #lounge]  

o7

2018-11-03 00:48:59 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

That hat is way too big for her head.

2018-11-03 00:50:25 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Already saw it, just pointing out that that woman needs a smaller sized hat.

2018-11-03 00:51:27 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"Bigger heads, bigger bodies, MAKE OUR HATS FIT AGAIN"

2018-11-04 01:56:24 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Holy shit, I love it, @PointingUp NewsGal

2018-11-04 03:51:13 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

The answer is 42.

2018-11-04 03:52:57 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Perhaps we should build a better computer.

2018-11-04 03:53:20 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

kek\

2018-11-04 04:04:20 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Tried that already, didn't work, someone opened the garage.

2018-11-04 04:05:12 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Yeah, and no one was supposed to be home, either, kekekekekekeke

2018-11-04 04:06:16 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Yeah, and I'm just trying to be funny, hence the Hitch-Hikers reference.

2018-11-04 04:51:44 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

@Deleted User already voted

2018-11-04 05:39:27 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/508515602009423882/LwfD.gif

2018-11-04 15:50:07 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords
https://youtu.be/3RBSkq-_St8

It's a jizzing dick

Here here!

GOD DAMNIT

2018-11-05 21:01:24 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Having to take my fiancee down the rabbit hole -_- here's goes nothing

2018-11-05 22:13:34 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #q-general]  

GAHHH SENPAIHHHHHHH UwU

2018-11-05 22:25:42 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Call them on it, reverse image search, then "the left can't meme"

I would but I ain't got that server.

God damn I'm stupid. Thanks.

Gimme a bit, in the middle of something

2018-11-06 13:36:38 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Vote, motherfuckers!

2018-11-06 16:46:06 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Crystal balls, inside the anus. πŸ‘Œ

2018-11-06 17:04:32 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Gotta really get 'em up there good and stiff, otherwise it'll just fall out.

2018-11-06 17:26:50 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

There's an easy joke in there, but I'm pretty clueless about it.

2018-11-06 18:57:34 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

F

2018-11-06 20:47:19 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I'm hopeful. Maybe it's just the new anti-psychotics, but hot damn, I feel good today.

2018-11-06 21:03:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

... trying to make a case for gerrymandering already?

2018-11-06 21:04:41 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

At least lose first, sheesh

2018-11-06 21:05:04 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Give it a good go and then start making excuses.

2018-11-06 21:05:18 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

"I'm sorry, this never happens to me"

2018-11-06 21:22:16 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

>Voted early

2018-11-06 21:44:10 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

I'd put it on a shelf and not play.

2018-11-06 21:44:28 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Maybe in a box

>only twice

2018-11-06 22:37:39 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

It's funny knowing that I could wake up tomorrow and have a different boss.

2018-11-07 00:06:43 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Oh shit, Razorfist? Link plz

2018-11-07 00:06:56 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Nvm, not that big of an idiot

@Deleted User Get the frak into chat bruh

2018-11-07 01:17:49 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

<:vcislit:498239481846038539>

2018-11-07 01:33:00 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Get in VC, talking about it all.

Okay, you're cool.

2018-11-07 16:51:33 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Woke up and my boss is still my boss, hot damn!

2018-11-07 16:52:31 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

And it's funny, you look at the mail-in ballots and there were more Democrat mail in ballots than republican, but republicans swept that particular race.

2018-11-07 16:58:53 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

@Bellalu No suicide watch, you're too important.

2018-11-07 17:32:29 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Acosta has to cry now

2018-11-07 17:32:47 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

Savagery here, my god, it's amazing.

2018-11-07 17:33:05 UTC [Turtle Hermit School #random]  

The level of control he's got over this crowd

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