@Tinker Tom sup fgt

wait what the fuck

how did i switch channels

thanks dud

aye girls like me for a reason ah

of course

of course

who doesn't?

aye

i don't use a razor

i use an electric shaver

yeah

usually end up with a few cuts

that's alright

you like that shit, don't you

lol are you bi too

aye fair enough

thanks fam

WAIT FOR THE REST OF THE STORY IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

okay so

on friday, i went to a girls house after work, snorted coke off her tits and fucked her for 8 hours straight

then on saturday, i met up with another girl and we had a super nice date and did the same thing on sunday, obviously we fucking destroyed each other

then, on monday,

she was telling me about her ex boyfriend

who became a tranny

and she was like 'wanna let me watch you fuck him?"

and i was like lmao yeah

so we had a threesome

but wait

here's the best part

we tied him up, and sliced him apart with fish gutting knives

the bed was literally covered in blood

we got so deep i could see the fat layers

that faggot loved it

we slapped him around, beat him, cut him, made him call us ma'am and sir

we pushed lighters and cigarettes into him

shit was cash

no, unfortunately not

i did sodomize him

tell me about it

god i love fucking

i mean i have them but i'm not sending them to you guys lmao

that faggot looked like he got hit by a 16-wheeler by the time we were done with him

oh i'm absolutely aware of it

makes for a good story though don't it

lmao, i may be a degen, but i sure as shit aint a pedo

i wait until they're at least 13

that's the libertarian way

degenchad life

tbh i hate 99.9999% of fags too

wouldn't even find me at a fuckin pride parade

nothing pisses me off more than lisping, weak-wristed kiked out fagbois

nigger i literally just told that story

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

but i also *tortured* a tranny

so my karma is pure

oh don't worry

the day of retribution is coming

elliot rahhhhhdger hereee

@GGPL thanks man, my girl broke up with me so i went ape shit and fucked a bunch of people

nope

italian canadian

chadlet life

lmao

do i look like i fuck niggers

no

well

i did fuck a half black half japanese girl for a while

does that count

guess i'm british then

15 as of monday

not super high but mostly because i stick to long term shit

i hate meaningless sex

like i do it when i hate myself but i at least wanna know a bitch before i fuck her

aw bb

be like me

hate other degens

just love yourself bb

it's the modern way

:^)

no

stop

no furry shit

illegal

i'll make your boobs boing, you fucking faggot

@GGPL lmao

that's great

sup faggots

sup faggots

sup fags

wow ok

boys

my gf broke up with me

but i found a new one

and she's so fucking cool

this bitch is fat as fuck but holy shit does she know how to treat a man

she wants to torture sluts with me

she wants to get me drunk and read me mein kampf as a bedtime story