is she hot?

>implying

Insight on why you broke it

Or

anyways i did it because we were supposed to go to walmart and i had to shave my mustache but she got too impatient and left without me, so i got angry and broke her dualshock 4

Make up a really good lie

Like the cat knocked it off the counter

bruh

sounds like FOMO

bruh are you for real

He's deadass I think

THEN she came back and saw what i did and left again!

Dude

Uh

she gonna

spank ur

BRUH

hiney

if you did it on purpose you better be man enough to own up to it lol

^

summon aliester crowley to fuck your mom

i am aliester crowley

or atleast i think i am during psychotic episodes

must be true

Seriously though, im kinda emotionally dead

you guys have no idea what my life was like

Oyster crowly bad

oh god. sob story time

u want a sob story?

no cuz ill loose brain cells

better be good to smash a controller over not shaving a moustache quickly enough k e k

and expect sympathy for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnchmyoAm2E

fuckin

no, i dont have a sob story to tell to a bunch of retards and trolls

listen to joy division

faget

@twistmoth stop hating me

AKA he doesnt even have a sob story

i would be too far gone if i did that you fucking dumbass