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2017-07-13 11:51:04 UTC [/leftypol/ International #hindi]  

India's PM is a bhenchod that steals money, I hope that bakrichod gets fisted with a potato

2017-07-13 11:51:26 UTC [/leftypol/ International #hindi]  

Fuck Modi, he's a fuckin Chi-chori bhenchod

2017-07-13 11:51:40 UTC [/leftypol/ International #hindi]  

The rest of India is cool tho โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

Who's down to vape fidget-spinners with the mandem?

^I'm on a higher plane of existence... I identify as a non-binary homosexual goldfish

Eurosexuals r cool man, stop hating

2017-07-13 12:10:13 UTC [/leftypol/ International #dutch]  

I don't speak Marlon Brando fham

2017-07-13 12:10:19 UTC [/leftypol/ International #dutch]  

Jk

2017-07-13 12:13:15 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Indians are Asians, tf?

Because of gosh-darn capitalistic Jews; those fuckin romper-wearing, fidget-spinning vaping, man-bun rocking, d00ds r reckin shit

Jk, Jews r cool

I mean, Natalie Portman is a Jew

And I'd smash like

*pew pew*

What I'm saying is

In order to STAHP George Soros from taking over the Earth

U have to seduce the Jew woman

Gal Gadot, and Natalie Portman

Since Gal Gadot is the Wonder Woman, we can seduce her into our cause

She can liberate Israel

Since she's the Wonder Woman

I'm not going to impregnate the Jew

I am simply going to,

Stroke the Jew

With my Stick of Truth

Then, she will understand our WAYS

And, we'll liberate Israel

And Palestine (If that's even considered as an official nation)

"Liberate" it

With our ways

I'm going to liberate Gal Gadot's p00sy tho

Jk, she'd use the Wonder Woman lasso on my dick

^We must seize the means of production!

So like, we must divide the CS:GO knife skins amongst one another

2017-07-13 12:38:08 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

But, ppl think

2017-07-13 12:38:14 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Only Orientals are Asians

2017-07-13 12:38:30 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

They keep forgetting about the other nations in Asia

2017-07-13 12:38:43 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Indians are Asians

2017-07-13 12:39:23 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Russia has territory in Asia (Most of them live in the European side though)

2017-07-13 12:39:33 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Like, it triggers me

2017-07-13 12:39:40 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

When ppl differentiate India and Asia

2017-07-13 12:40:05 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

But yeah, I find lots of races attractive

2017-07-13 12:40:14 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Latinas and Oriental females are cool too

I'm a non-binary homosexual goldfish

Jj

*jk

I'm bisexual

2017-07-13 12:42:13 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Even more mistakes in the chart

2017-07-13 12:42:20 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Middle-Easterns are fuckin Asian too

2017-07-13 12:42:30 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Of course some of those countries have territory in Africa

2017-07-13 12:42:43 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

But majority of those nations r ASIANNNNN

2017-07-13 12:44:37 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Bro, if I say the word "Kazakhstan", most ppl will say

2017-07-13 12:44:50 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

"FUCKIN TOWELHEAD SAND-NIGGER LAND, FUCK ISIS!!!!"

2017-07-13 12:45:07 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Actually, anything with a "stan" at the end

2017-07-13 12:45:11 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Will scare Americans ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-07-13 12:45:43 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Pakistan, Afghanistan, Fuckinbitchesstan

2017-07-13 12:46:12 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Bhenchodistan

2017-07-13 12:47:04 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Lol, I'm Paki

2017-07-13 12:47:23 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Are you from a post-soviet republic? Or Russia?

2017-07-13 12:47:45 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Ukraine has the finest blondes in all of Europe

2017-07-13 12:48:55 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Pakistan is about to be annexed by China soon

2017-07-13 12:49:11 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

I honestly hope so, the way the Paki politicians r fuckin shit up

2017-07-13 12:49:36 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Pakistan is what I'd call

2017-07-13 12:49:40 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

A 2nd world country

2017-07-13 12:49:53 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Not everybody is poor, but fuckin 3rd-world politicians here

2017-07-13 12:50:10 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Every politician in Pakistan wants to stay in office for the longest time

2017-07-13 12:50:22 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

And once the bureaucrats get caught lacking, the military fuckin takes over

2017-07-13 12:50:28 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Until the general dies

2017-07-13 12:50:33 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Then the bureaucracy comes back

2017-07-13 12:50:42 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Pakistani politics r fuckin weird

2017-07-13 12:51:34 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

The current Pakistani prime minister

2017-07-13 12:51:41 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Which has been in office for over 15 fucking years

2017-07-13 12:51:45 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Is finally about to be nailed

2017-07-13 12:51:49 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

For hiding money

2017-07-13 12:51:55 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Nawaz Sharif

2017-07-13 12:52:14 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

He even got fucking 12 years for tax evasion

2017-07-13 12:52:16 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

How tf

2017-07-13 12:52:20 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Did he still get in office?

2017-07-13 12:52:30 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

He didn't even serve the 12 years

2017-07-13 12:53:15 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

I respect communists and socialists, tbh

2017-07-13 12:53:20 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

I'm a centrist myself, but

2017-07-13 12:53:22 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Some nations

2017-07-13 12:53:24 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

R fucked up

2017-07-13 12:53:28 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Like America

2017-07-13 12:53:34 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Old people literally r dying

2017-07-13 12:53:39 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

And they refuse to go to the hospital

2017-07-13 12:53:40 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Because

2017-07-13 12:53:43 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Of the high

2017-07-13 12:53:45 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Health care costs

2017-07-13 12:53:53 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

I live in Canada

2017-07-13 12:53:59 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

We have centrist policies here

2017-07-13 12:54:10 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

We have that bureaucratic shit, but atleast ppl live to their 80s

2017-07-13 12:54:29 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Ppl r happy in Canada, we're multi-cultural, there's no racism, there's no terror attacks

2017-07-13 12:54:54 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Canada has tons of Iraqis and Syrians, no suicide-bombing has happened yet

2017-07-13 12:55:04 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

So, idk why ppl are scared of them

2017-07-13 12:55:40 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Yeah, Canada's a bit expensive... But everybody gets by here

2017-07-13 12:56:05 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

University tuition is subsidized by the govt, so u usually have to pay around $6000 a year

2017-07-13 12:56:11 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

If ur a Canadian citizen

2017-07-13 12:57:56 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

What's your opinion on FARC?

2017-07-13 13:01:18 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

They're a South-American pseudo-communist terror group

2017-07-13 13:01:47 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

They claim to be "communists", but all they do is extort farmers

2017-07-13 13:01:54 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Sell drugs, and keep the profits to them self

2017-07-13 13:02:11 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Actually, this is most of the militant groups in South America

Seize the fidget-spinner factories

Execute those filthy capitalists

I do

Gangangganganggang

We must seize the means of production; every man should be able to crack a COLD ONEEEEEE

(Women 2, women can crack cold ones 2)

2017-07-13 16:54:02 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

"Murica, land of the free..."

2017-07-13 16:54:14 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

That's good ol' Murican freedom for u

2017-07-13 16:54:21 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Might as well get my ass a burger and shotgun

2017-07-13 16:56:00 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Lololol, health care's a pain in the ass in Murica lololol

2017-07-13 16:56:13 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Ppl let themselves get sicker, because they can't afford healthcare

2017-07-13 16:56:42 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

It's tragic tbh, because healthcare isn't a fucking privilege

2017-07-13 16:56:44 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

It's a right

2017-07-13 16:56:50 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

That every citizen should be provided

2017-07-13 16:57:05 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

America has to privatize every little thing, next thing you know

2017-07-13 16:57:15 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

They'll probably fucking have us put chastity belts on

2017-07-13 16:57:18 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

And be like

2017-07-13 16:57:52 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

"Hey, you better pay $12,000; or else you will never be able to fuck confederate p00sy ever again..."

2017-07-13 20:23:09 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

^Omg, they don't pose any threat to anybody

2017-07-13 20:23:18 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

They're very friendly, all though I kind of get annoyed

2017-07-13 20:23:27 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Not by them, but by how loud Arabs speak

2017-07-13 20:23:44 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

Like, the Arabic language is fucking engineered for ppl to speak loudly

2017-07-13 20:23:53 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

It's almost hard for them to speak in an indoor voice

2017-07-13 20:24:10 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

besides the volume problem, Arabs are pretty hard-working and friendly people in Canada

2017-07-13 20:24:24 UTC [/leftypol/ International #english]  

That want to do nothing, except contribute to Canadian society

Basically, an old d00d

Fucks a younger d00d, then realizes the d00d is underage

But he's a horny nigger, so he keeps fucking the younger d00d

Until the older d00d, goes to prison

Then gets butt-fucked by other d00ds

Well, that's American prison (:

Of course he's going to get

Butt-fucked by the Aryan Brotherhood

Because, our minds r wired to be horny fucks

Some ppl

Receive extra dopamine, from fucking thots

Like, it's a sugar-rush

For each thot u fuck

Even when ppl have STDs and

AIDS and shit

Ppl still try to fuck

When they shouldn't

The only way to stop fuckin thots, is to castrate ourselves, and I'm not going to do that to prevent myself from fuckin thots

Sex is basically rewarding to the brain, so ppl don't exactly want to stop

Even when ur old, and can break ur hip

In 2 secs

They'll still fuck

^Yeah, there's that

Bro, but the parents would ruin a kid's childhood in general

By getting them married to some big, fat, old Saudi dude

Most of the time, Child marriages happen

Because the parents r broke

So they resort to cowardly shit

Like marrying their 8 year old off to some rich, Saudi asshole

Ppl in Yemen do this

Yeah, I just attended a wedding yesterday

Lol

We don't do that child-wedding shit here, both of them were ADULTS

It was a Islamic wedding

The food was good

The cake was good

No alcohol ):

Yeah, I don't go with my parents when they do that shit

Islam doesn't have that raping women, bombing niggers guideline, Islam has stupid rules

But

They don't have beheading infidels anywhere in sight

ISIS and the Al Qaeda don't even follow the Islamic rules of warfare, or Jihad

Lol

In the Islamic rules of warfare

U have to, take prisoners, not torture them

Ur supposed to avoid women and children

And not rape any shorties

ISIS does the opposite

What I don't get about Islam is

U can't have sex before marriage, but ur allowed to have sex with ur slave

(Before marriage)

Yeah, but Jihad is to be done properly

ISIS thinks they're on some 8th century caliphate shit

I'm Agnostic, so idgaf about defending any "Morals"that

But

^Yeah, u can

Jihad doesn't have to be on non-believers

It could be anybody that poses a threat to humanity

There are some good Imams out there, that are very open to everyone else

Then there's Imams that r like

"Most of this Earth is HARAM, THEY WILL ALL GO TO HELL!!!"

"IF U WANT TO GO TO JANNAH? DO NOT BUY FUCKING FIDGET-SPINNERS!"

Lololol, America's dumbass created Al Qaeda by accident

Lol, they funded militants in Afghanistan to fuck the Soviets

Then, those militants turned into

The Taliban

Then the others

Became Al Qaeda

And Bin Laden's family was a rich Saudi family, that was protected by the sheikhs

So, Bin Laden had money for weapons

Lots of Muslims r white

Lol

So, yeah

Yeah

Most of Pakistan and India are mixed, but they have Aryan blood

I'm Paki, so

Yeah

TBH, there's some crazy ass Imams in Afghanistan and Pakistan

In Pakistan, an Imam had a guy killed for farting inside of the mosque by accident

Accidentally, he farted by accident

An Imam had a "sinful" teenager cut off his own arm

And the kid's father aggreed

*agreed

An Imam had a "sinful" teenager cut off his own arm

Pakistan isn't just some poor fuckin desert, we're pretty rich

But the small villages

And our politicans

R fuckin is over

Nope, not all of them

Just the villagerrs

They do the incest shit

Yeah, many of them are villagers

K, but cousin-fucking isn't good

Because, then a defected child will be born

Lol

Lololol, tbh

There's that too

Islamic marriages don't make sense, because the bride and groom don't even meet properly until the marriage is over

Literally

They just sit in 2 separate chairs

For family members to take pictures

Like, I could tell the Bride and the Groom were getting irritated

Like, they've barely met

But, the dowry was probably dope af tho

Lol

It's not like that

Dowry is a gift, not a payment for ownership

Of course, some idiots do that shit

Where they just

Act as if the "dowry"

Is basically purchasing the bride

But in most cases

It's just a gift

To the bride

The worst part of Islam, is what parents are supposed to do

And how they have to make their kids follow it no matter what

My Dad does not really give a shit tho

Lololololol, I hate ppl that push their beliefs on their children

But, in my opinion

Christianity is like that as well

Tho

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