Director Dicknuts
Discord ID: 140633117110173696
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I choose the <:honk:565270395251589124>
I'm probably close to Doomer
But I look like <a:PepegaPls:564240292614504448>
Ohana means gang gang
And gang gang means no one gets yeeted
Yeet me
"You know what happens when you get out of the Marines, Brad? You get your brain back."
Generation Kill has been describwd by all my combat vet friends as accurate as fuck
Same guys that made Band Of Brothers
"Ray what the fuck are you doing?"
"MRE cookies!"
*Whole fucking base is on Alert*
"Iraqis are sending a fucking battalion of tanks!"
*Brad walks up and uses his scope*
"That's a fucking village."
Same though
I knew a guy, Marine, two tours in AFG, he quoted that scene
I heard all the actual Marines portrayed fucking loved the show
Kk bb
"If you fire that AK one more time..."
"ENGAGE THOSE BUILDINGS!"
If it says anytbing about the show, my wife normally isn't one for military shows
But she LOVED the character dynamics
We binged the whole show one Saturday
Dude fr
I spy some neighbors in voice chat
I might crack a bottle of wine and hop in to rant about retarded shit
I live far behind enemy lines
... Pray for me, brother
Drop me a tactical nuke tbh
I'm 30 mins from SF
It's ok
I know what must be done...
Dude I still love that that actually wasn't in the script for Iron Man 1
RDJ had his lines on cards and threw them aside, essentially setting the tone for all future Marvel movies in that the heroes are unapologetically superheroes
Man you guys are making me wish my waiver got approved
I tried to go Marines out of Highschool and got yeeted because of my eyesight, which looking back, a bit of a blessing because I literally was Trombley
But tried again last year for Navy
Wanted to be a Corpsman
Still yeeted
MEPS is like prison rules
Veat up the buffest applicant you can find
I thought he was gping Navy
Not Marine
Lmao
Thicc
Fucking asshole beat my last score by one ๐
Jkjk good job bro
<:BigGayBadge:452594787418243113>
Boogaloo me, daddy
Joker or bust, Neighbor
This is so sad
Can we hook Boomers up to an automatic assfucking machine?
Because get fuck't boomer
Please, tell me his name
THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD!
<:LaughReacc2:534687444616871936>
WELL THE N WORD EXUDES ENERGY AND POWER
*Decides whether to turn this into an extremely racist joke*
*LIKE THE POWER TO PICK MY COTTON*
Guys I'm making mistakes
But ai am the autists
*And that means...?*
M e
*Interested*
I'm all the fuck way in CA
<a:CRAB:564175722185490473>
Squid, get the FALs
We're going innabush
Yeet
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No
It's beautiful
It will happen again
Take a shot everyone screams D bois at spawn
Take a shot every time chaos works with the SCPs
Take a shot every time the MTF kill a D-boy instead of detaining
Take a shot everytime someone closes the door on you while running
Take a shot everytime someone says something nonsensical over the intercom
Take 2 shots if someone is sacrificed to contain SCP-106 without 106 actually being in the match
Take a shot for every door sad boy breaks
Take a shot for every SCP waiting outside 914
Take 3 shots every time you escape 106's pocket dimension
Take a shot every time a D Boy threatens to rape a scientist
Take 2 shots everytime someone locks themselves in the nuke room without actually arming it.
Take a shot everytime a zombie kills themselves
Take a shot everytime a human attempts to negotiate with an SCP. 2 if they actually open a door for them.
-play Cum Zone
I'm gonna say it now
Fuck the newguys! ~~jkjk y'all are welcome unless you're soup~~
Fuckin Newfags
Best I can offer is the E-Tool in my trunk
The only thing I use my hands to dig through is my ass cheeks because toilet papern't
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<:SlavThink:499385781413216256>
It's patriot heavy. Dare I say a W A V E of Patriots
Understandable.
Will I Still get my fucking patch?
FEET AGAIN?
IGHT COMING UP WITH LAST NIGHT'S SPECIAL
@Dudesman I'm coming for your Five-seveN
I need to complete my Sam Fisher LARP
Better be ready to defend it, boi
Cuz I'm coming for your gat harder than Beto โค๏ธ
Discord Furfags can come and lick my asshole clean
Any Discord Furry willing to buy my silence for a whole week will have to literally eat my ass like groceries
Why do that when I can strip a discord worker's pride in the process?
Fuck yes it is
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