Lol

He knows me too well gdi

Lmao I haven't even said shit yet

ANYWAYS, before I was PREEMPTIVELY INTERRUPTED..

i was banned today from facebook because i told someone "suicide is always an option". I wasn't endorsing it, nor implying they should, rather, i was simply stating that one had the liberty to off themselves, and inversely NOT off themselves, at any given time...

Got a 30 day ban, ain't that some shit?

@Deadbeat Radio

@Deadbeat Radio

@Deadbeat Radio thanks KANG

I would say rock some glute bridges as well.

And incorporating lunges into your routine. You can overload the legs without causing too much spinal compression

Jerking off my clit sized dick has inspired me in the realm of target acquisition. reconnaissance? I'm your man...

What's up, kings?

Wow

Red flag laws may make sense for you

Yes, turn yourself in lol

My mom just called and said her vehicle was shot on a dirt road....

*lived

As an emt, I would advise crystal meth. Virus wont be able to stop a meth head. This is my official medical advice

Do like that medieval priest did and live in a circle of flames till it's all over

Or move to Australia. It's still on fire, right?

About 6 months ago, I was complaining that America hasn't had an era of racism against asians. We hated on blacks, then arabians, then mexicans... I'm like "asians will be next...just you watch". Then bam...corona..

Is there numbers in alphabet soup, @thedarkness05 ?

*are there.. lol I'm autistic

Exactly, no point getting paranoid. Doesn't fix anything, and you forget to live while you're healthy, which is a waste. Just enjoy the present till you cant anymore.

The threat is viral pneumonia. Rest, HYDRATION, HYDRATION, HYDRATION, a humidifier, and warm baths to break up the gunk in your lungs is advised. The infection gets in the way of oxygen diffusing to the blood. If it becomes to thick, and affects to much surface area, you asphyxiate. Watering it down will help oxygen wiggle it's way past it. Dehydration=death.

*too thick

Lol, alcohol blocks ADH (anti diuretic hormone) which causes your kidneys to remove too much water. Dehydration=death

If you smoke, I would stop now. Get some patches. That extra debris will only worsen the pneumonia. Which makes me wonder about the age increase for tobacco...sketchy..

...

Haha 1 cigarette isn't going to matter. You're good, bud

Yeah, bodark, you're right. Just making a funny

I'm saying dont smoke and drink while you're infected with the corona virus

If you believe you will die, you'll definitely die..

Are the cogs infused with meth?

*cigs

Lmao

If you drench yourself in rubbing alcohol, then set yourself on fire.. you wont get the corona virus.. this is my official medical opinion..

Something to account for...

Dem niggas like to smoke

He was a smoker 👆

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease+viral pneumonia=big bad. Slaps some dehydration on that bad boy...big OOF

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Time to panic?

Or...

Masturbate?

Have a stroke, or have a stroke?

Yep, just another day. Time to crank anuthern out

Hold up....

Aroused?

*fapping intensifies

Do the eyeballs mean I'm on a watch list? Or....does it mean more nefarious HOMOSEXUAL interpretation?

@Bodark Actual fuck em

Oh...well I usually default to harmless trolling. I have the utmost respect for mah kings. Just have to see past my autismic episodes

@Deadbeat Radio has provided an interesting book regarding the federal reserve. Good read for a book on banking

Yeah, @Deadbeat Radio , tha fuck?

If you dont call me the N word, I'm not going to feel loved

Aaaaawwwwwwwtism 🥰

A good German shepherd doggo

Imma assume y'all are all ded from the corona virus, and I'm the last man standing... the world is a darker place without y'all..

Assuming y'all were white...

Oh cool @INNYGMATYK is still alive

Though I am late to the party, IM THE FUCKING HERO OF KEVATCH. But I shall certainly share a beer with you and yours

Good, cause all I have is heroine and the urge to riggity riggity RAPE

@Deadbeat Radio has a purdy mouf..

Idk man, I'm bored and shitposting at this point lol

Idk why they are attacking gun owners..we're too busy shitposting anyways

Ebonies?

Mahogany?

Like....the obsidian skinned ones?

Dark, cursed holes needing a good purging

@thedarkness05 thine coom is the only thing that stands between us and the abyss

Thanks king. But that doesn't make putting someone else's chewing gum in my mouf that was placed in my bag of hot cheetos any better. But it helps.

*dies instantly from corona

This is a threat

I dont know who's the bigger degenerate..

The girl who's able to let someone stick their head inside her vagina

And still has the gall to fondle her clit

Or the dude who's sticking his head inside said vagina

And still has the audacity to say "this pussy's so good"

I hope they both died from mesothelioma shortly after

Gentlemen, just got done swimming a mile for the 3rd time in the last 6 days. Feeling good.

@mcguyver123 are you implying that you skipped leg day, king? Imma be big upset

Lol @mcguyver123 did you see @Trash Squid 's program he posted above? Pretty solid. I got you on an exclusively hypertrophy based program. But squid's program works on endurance, hypertrophy, and neurological (strength) training with a very good progression scheme.

And it's simple

We made @Deadbeat Radio throw out a "fucking lol". You know you did something right when that happens

You better @mcguyver123

@NovaSoldier it's brutal. Online google searches compare a mile swimming to the cardiovascular equivalent of running 3 miles. Though, swimming wont translate to running longer, as different muscles are at play. But it would increase the amount of red blood cells you create, so your oxygen carrying capacity would increase, which would carry over. Food for thought

@Bodark Actual has the wuhan flu. Quarantine him to the <#619706513178624013> channel

@mcguyver123 is zen af. I've trolled him in real life for half a year to no avail. Really admire that about him. I mean, I know deep down I'm wearing down his armor. Death by a thousand cuts and what not, but he has shown great resilience thus far.

Anyways, @mcguyver123 have you tried beating your wife mercilessly till you pass out, regardless of whether or not she's still conscious? Lol jk

Bro, she is an attention freak. Self victimization is her style of manipulation. "Woe is me"=pity for her. You have a caring soul, bro. You are a wingman at heart, as am I, as well as @Deadbeat Radio . We are attractive to these personality types because they can garner compassion from us easily. And you're getting burned out because it's not really a problem that needs to be solved, it's her style of manipulation to get that compassion, attention, and makes for a good excuse. How would she get those things if she "fixed" herself? This isn't something for you to fix, it's more a matter of her taking responsibility for her own desires and long term actions. Which how likely do you think that will happen after 8 long years of her playing this game successfully with you? Men manipulate in a straightforward manner, we say what we mean upfront. Women, however, play a more subtle game, a more persuasive game, because they are physically lessers. But they have tits, ass, pussy and know men love to play the white knight. She'll play off your compassion to continue her stagnation because she's not a fighter at heart. She's the chronic damsel in distress. She's learned to survive by always needing to be rescued, rather than learning to rescue herself.

She does those things to appease you when she senses she's pushed you to the edge. Hence the roller coaster. She's right back at the status quote after a short intermission.

Kids...oof.... different philosophies on a fundamental level would eat you alive because you'll want to pass on your wisdom to your children..

But her playing the victim will make you seem like the bad guy in the kids eyes