muh nig nogs

I'm gonna frizzle your nizzle

2forts1sniper

2fort is the repository of all ear cancer

24/7 2fort norespawn servers

Your BF doesn't last very long, does he?

:3

dic pics or gtfo

just kidding don't tell the mods I said that

*oglaf reference*

He's gonna look through the logs and go 'the fuck is this shit right here?'

informuhteev

Aaaaagh I friended my aunt on facebook and now half the shit in the feed is in thai.

not cool

I can't read thai

which one?

I've had their tea

it was *awful*

it's the internet

drama is inevitable

fill it with euphimisms

classy

Ned Nigby: Scribblenauts Unmasked

**WHY?**

Is Day of Infamy any good?

That reminds me of Company of Heroes

The brit units...

"WHAT. DO. YOU. NEED. SIR?"

"Oi Duthy, we're securing a fuel dump and you're smoking a fuckin' cigarette?"

group assignments can go and get fucked

well, considering 'first world' is a cold war term...

satan... literally hates you

he's described in the Bible as 'the father of lies'

'who comes only to steal, kill and destroy'

Yeah, instead he decieves you into ruining your life for his own amusement

pfff

well, to be fair, gas stations aren't targeted because everyone can just drive the fuck away

which is why you forego security guards and simply arm teachers

Because the average teacher will be more effectve at policing and have much more interest in protecting the kids than the average security guard

yeah but how old were the people giving the confessions

kids talk shit all the time

I should know, I used to be one

Kids wich criminal records? What school do you even go to?

And why the fuck do they have access to firearms in the first place?