Customer: I have a samsung Galaxy s 7 , it's one of the most advanced phones made .
-mutes self- me: okay boomer

Okay boomer

@xXNobleCXx I'd white knight you any day

@insanelyvain yes it did

@xXNobleCXx I'm gay for you

I wanna get up and make coffee, but cat

we actually have a desert in the prairies about an ahour away from winnipeg

but usually not in the middle of prairies

My hair was light brown and super curly, I had natural ringlets

@Blaundee I'll be in Toronto on the 24th and 31st

Ask them what number they called

Mmmm.

We're going skating with my nephew today, I'm so excited

Both of you are racist

@xXNobleCXx pft you dont love India, you love Indian women

@Lao I get a rash from some face washes

That's weird, because its "supposed to be " natural.

@Lao just like you.

Jk

@Lao we have an extra litter box so you dont have to go in your pants

We went skating for about 10 minutes , wow!

That was one reason, my sister in law just didn't want to skate, and would rather go shopping

@Lao oh,I read what you tagged me in before, that's fucking creepy

How did he find you on Facebook?

That's still super creepy

#cantrelate

The ceiling

Hey

@KaiserTaylor they probably used you as a bat

No it's the boston brewins

I need to write some5in ranting but it's going to take a while to type out

ugh, I work early tomorrow

but I also get off early tomorrow

i'M A DUDE WITH THE BIGGEST DICK

oops

who's a feet fiend?

I have never commented on my lack of desire, or desire for feet.

don't kink shame me for a kink that I don't have

@Deleted User you're unpleasent

@sleepysclmsft I didn't love you anyways

you have to have me at my Owo to get me at me Uwu

vines were better

hi

being emo is better than being scene

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there

I used to roller skate to that song

I'm so fucking old, excuse we while I cry in a corner

@insanelyvain how old are you?

I'm 28

I'm listening to it

you need to dab yourself all the way to timeout@sleepysclmsft

I love the 3% chocolate milk

I cant wait to walk around Toronto

Did you use the subway sye?

We're staying near Pearson

I hate the downtown here

A little, theres a huge homeless population that gang out downtown

@Skinny_Pingus that's super dooper gay

@Skinny_Pingus go to your room

@Nero Black I wouldn't want to be your mother

Hes loving the dad pets

I hate most people because of trust issues caused by one person

Love it

Yeah, I should get over it, but I just can't

Its been about 7 years, but its also the way she skewed people's opinions of me

Even my own mother is under her spell. I might write a rant about it tomorrow.

Its deeper than that, my mom is getting married , she's invited to the wedding because our moms are friends. I told my mom that I dont want her there, but apparently it puts her in a tough spot because shell upset her friend.

My ex friend "joked " about being in the wedding party.

My family told me that I was overreacting 🙄

@Nero Black a kick to the crotch that's continued to hurt for years.

Yup

I still might write a full rant because theres a lot more

She is the only person I would kill if the purge existed

@sleepysclmsft omg🙄

@gay sad bread™ why?

I love the will smith picture, it's a great touch

I would shank a lot of people

I would shank my father, let him suffer for a bit , and then kill him

@Blaundee the word on the street is that we're planning a purge

Some people don't get jokes

F

I wish that I wasn't awake, please kill me

right now, my house

it's called working, you should try it some time

at least someone is getting some, unlike you aggie

uhuh

I pulled a muscle in my back, and the pain went down to my leg

I want to become so numb, so I cant feel you there

I need an actual microphone and not a headset

@Blaundee ❤ happy new year

@Syenite jason wants to know what flowers your bees pollinate

So, wild flowers

@The Librarian they contacted you too!!

@The Librarian I was famous first.

Pft

@Shattered you're fucking cute

@Locus you're <#257355998065459200>

Awe