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its about maintaining the power they hold, if you put your faith in a forest woman who has medicine and technology to heal people and it isn't in the church then the church is weakened status wise.

She also went to dracula's castle, which to them Dracula is the evil

as far as they're concerned, she is married to the devil

Even in Warhammer 40k, a setting with high technology, feudal worlders will burn someone for having advanced tech as a witch if they aren't exposed to it enough. They assume laser guns are fucking magic and its more advanced than in castlevania is. Fuck, the church will even burn you just for doing things better than them.

The point is that the church is just the Catalyst to the story for the kicking off in castlevania.

Just play a castlevania game

or they are evil bastards manipulating you all along until shit gets out of hand

It is, but at the same time they've done it for so long that they've gained tremendous rank in the past few years and have official backing.

We all know, the Flying Spaghetti monster is the true lord and savior

he boiled for your sins

im waiting for the enderman to take the mystic brick

not in the flying spaghetti monster

or Korean Jesus

Korean Jesus turns Soy into Kobe Beef

Nah man, you can't confuse saturn and jupiter

can't confuse the god of time for the god of the sky.

Ik Kronus isn't time, Saturn however is a god of time in later developments of the roman faith amidst the golden age.

more like saturn is dad and they cut his dick off

THEY CUT HIS DICK OFF

If your mythology doesn't involve cutting someone's dick off at some point I think it's done wrong

Even Vivec bite's molag bal's dick off and names it "milk taker" before slaying his 800 demon children.

Well its like god has 72 names, and if you drew the world as a tree then each name has a level of power in said tree. There are 72 angels and on the underside of each tree branch there is a demon for a total of 72 demons. If you can play the game right and perform the proper rights to defeat the 72 demons then you earn the right to have a guardian angel.

:V not even an anime, just general occultism with the book of Abramelin the Mage, aka - Abraham of Worms.

Its not an anime though

the True Ending of Avengers End Game @Venom

There is also monopoly for boomers

it gets you a house at the start automatically

Marvel has made captain marvel a villain now. She is officially evil in the comics currently

Best ever, of all the posts this one has gotten me a warning on another server. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501462787612999700/615888480773472277/unknown-1.png

why am i king of doom

lol

I see someone let monkey's out the zoo

Dave Chapel has the best abortion argument ever.

"Ladies, you can have the right to choose. However, if you can kill the motherfucker then men should have the right to not Pay. Because if you can kill the bitch, then I can chose to not pay for it."

the reality of what Marx really was implying when he was drinking wine and eating steak, as the generic people starved.

@Nova want us to move down or up a channel so you can true legend can join?

It's a harmonica for a cripple

They're a japanese company based in california now for the Tax Benefits

California, while complaining about "Fair share" actually allows alot of foreign companies to place an HQ or based their HQ there for business purposes while giving out tax breaks.

TIM, dwarves are not the jews. Gnomes are the jews

Their god is literally named "Glitter Gold"

The Gnomes are the Jews of D&D, and that is not a joke.

no, i got no gnomes

no no, in Arcanum magic and steamworks the gnomes are jews

Its not, its Arcanum: of steamworks and magicka obscura. its a game that uses a version of Baldur's gate engine

its a Single player rpg

G, we all know that Gnomes and Elves aren't people

Elves are not Cock-sleeves, that's promoting cross species breeding and it can't be tolerated.

Elves are animals and garbage; thus elves should be reminded of such a status before you slay them.

I also cannot trust the gnome, for their god is Garl Glittergold. Nor may I trust the Elf for his pointed ears reveal his evils. The Half-Orc is merely pitiable and should be put-down. And the orc is the abomination which is only here to rape the women.

Humans are the only important race, and should establish their dominance in the presence of other races. Build new means to wage war, and create a moving death train through the Fay Wilds

Dwarves are merely humans who saw their growth stunted as children, and thus are humanity's distant cousin.

A hairy, disgusting cousin who always smells of booze and shame that he hides behind the armored exterior and battle-axe

Halflings are a strange one. I believe they are children who failed to grow-up and suffer from swollen feet. As such they are man babies who are ever curious and sheltered.

Their tiny hands used to steal when human hands are too big

I don't even got like, half or really any of these races in my fantasy setting BTW. this is just the shit i say when i play D&D. All characters I make are racist to one or two other races.

OH, never trust a filthy pick-pocket magpie

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