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Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:39:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I also showed my hand inside a peackocks ass once

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:39:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

multiple times actually

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:39:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

there was an egg stuck in her

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:40:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

it wouldn't come out

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:40:13 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so we had to forcefully pull it out

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:40:32 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but it's the same hole

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:40:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

the egg sahttered inside of her

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:40:53 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

started bleeding

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:40:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so she died

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:41:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

abortion gone wrong

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:43:13 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

damn I also did a lot of fucked up shit to my cat

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:43:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yeah but she didn't want the abortion

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:43:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and she was a bird

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:43:44 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I remember putting my cat in the toilet when I was 8

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:43:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

poor creature

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:44:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

4 years later, the cat got sick, and started eating our birds

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:44:25 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

So my mom told to shoot him

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:44:33 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I was forced to shoot my own cat

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:45:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

recently, my other cat got shot by our neighbor

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:45:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

6 months ago, my dog died

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:45:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so my dad dug him a grave

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:46:15 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but then, the wolves came at night, dug his grave out, eat his corpse, and ran away

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:46:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

since then, I swore to kill every furry

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:48:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

has this ever happened to any of you guys? like, after you nut, some of the nut sticks your dick and your boxers together. and when you try to break them apart, it tears of a bit of your dickhead, and it hurts

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:49:39 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

there's something rewarding in sexually dominating a piece of toilet paper

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:50:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

brb gotta feed my chickens

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:50:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

my cute little chickens

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:50:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

don't worry I am not into bestiality

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:50:51 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

YEAH DUDE

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:51:57 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

you should try it, and then smoke it

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:52:08 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

you can totally get high off your own jizz

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:52:33 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

let it dry in the sun, ya kno

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:52:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

it's like jenkem, but for the white man

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:52:49 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

not the nigger piss and shit jenkem

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:53:05 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

the high class cum jenkem

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:53:31 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

dude, you can just nut on little pieces of paper, let them dry, and then tell everyone that it's acid

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:53:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

and then profit

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:54:17 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

God damn, I am a genius

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 13:54:21 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

time to make some dough

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:07:33 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

has anyone tried to smoke their jizz before? No, seriously, I wanna know

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:08:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I bet you can get high off that

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:09:24 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I bet you could jizz on some paper, let it dry, cut it up to little pieces, and say that it's acid, an sell it

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:09:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I am gonna try, this is gonna be good

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:10:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I mean, how would a crackhead kno tho

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:10:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

No problem, I could break some laws, not a big deal

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:10:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I bet that guy watches child porn

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:10:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Just look at that smile

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:11:15 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

that's a pedo smile right there

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:12:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

that's the important part

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:12:58 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

there's a shit ton of sandniggers in moscow

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 14:14:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Mosque-ow

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:01:57 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

most of the fires in the amazon region are farmers burning their farm lands, preparing for the next planting season, those farm lands aren't actually the amazon forest. Yes, some parts of the forest are burning, but it has been happening for a long time now, and the last week isn't even the fires peakk

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:03:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

No, that's trade. By Globalism, everyone means illegally importing migrants for changes of demographics, not having national sovereignty, mixing cultures

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:07:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

*uuuuuuuuuuuuh*

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:07:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

A large chunk of Europe still needs NATO and America

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:08:19 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

they're afraid of russia, for a good reason

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:08:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

As an Azerbaijani, I disagree

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:08:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Russia fucked us over. Russia fucked a lot of countries over. You aren't aware of it

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:11:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

They're pretty powerful. I mean, I am not for russia-phobia and blaming it all on russia, but they are powerful

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:11:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Not just that, but soldier morale

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:12:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Russian soldiers are more determined that western soldiers

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:14:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

there's russians here too

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:14:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

russians in armenia

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:14:41 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and georgia

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:14:54 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

was that a joke

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:16:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Russia is powerful, basically the whole point

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:17:08 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@2K are you sure about that

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:17:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

>muh sanctions

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:17:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

right, right

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:18:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

that is true, their dems are shit

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:18:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

And I have a feeling that they are gonna have a revolution soon

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:18:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Maybe in 10 years

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:18:37 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

why would they

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:18:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

that's suicide

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:18:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

not effective

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:20:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Putin must go, but he won't. Not possible. He's too good

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:21:15 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

My brother is a liberatarian protestor in moscow. Last week they got 60,000 protestors

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:21:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I don't think that's a high number

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:21:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yeah, Kazakhstan and other turkic nations could unite

Blaster Master
2019-08-25 15:22:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

They could try

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