I nailed one of them to a box

and there was like, a lot of blood

then I wrapped one of them with duct tape and pretended that it's armor

I also drew a lot back then

All I drew were corpses

I liked drawing, and I've gotten better through time

I still draw

Now I draw hot women with guns and guys with trenchcoats

damn

after playing cry of fear I started drawing more fucked up shit

like, mutilation and other shit

Though I never got in trouble for it in school

I did a lot of dumb shit in school

So, in our school, first grader boys who were far away from the boy's restroom had to go to the girl's restroom which was closer

Basically, if I wanted to pee, I was forced to go to the girl's restroom

we were too young to do any perverted shit, so the principal thought it's a good idea

So

One day

I wanted to take a piss, during math class

I asked the teacher if I could go, she said yes

So I went through the hallway and into the girl's restroom

I asked if anyone's there, no one responded, so I went in

I unzipped ma pants and started blasting...

while I was doing that, however, I noticed something on the ground

It was blood

I freaked the fuck out and thought that there's a murderer in the toilet and that's he's gonna kill my 6 year old ass

so I ran the fuck out, with my dick still out, and into the classroom I went

I screamt "THERE'S A MURDERER IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM"

everyone started laughing

the teacher was, actually concerned

She zipped my pants and asked me to show it

when she arrived and looked at the blood, she started laughing

apparently some 9th grader had a period

my 6 year old dumb ass didn't know what the fuck that is

I mistaked a period for a murder

shortly after I learnt what a period is

and then discovered porn

*nice*

it's all so tiresome

I am not sure if that's even accurate but okey

eh my internet is too bad to load the page

alright

I'll tell you guys how the fucking commies fucked us over

so basically

In the start of the 20th century

Some based Azerbaijani peeps created the based azerbaijani democratic republic

people had rights and shit

it was the first country to introduce female voting and women's rights and shit

muslims got fucked

they were stripped from the positions of dominations

before, they fucked everyone over

not a lot of people were muslims

there were a lot of christians

and it wasn't as degenarate as arabs

there were hardly any arabs

only near iran, and we were in war with them

Not really

You could hardly call them muslims

They don't pray, they don't wear hijabs, they drink, they smoke

not really

that's because of arabs

before it wasn't

so yeah back to the 20th century

As I said, these based people created a based liberatarian government where people got rights and shit. we were the first middle eastern country to do that. and we gave women rights **BEFORE** Europe

but then

the fucking jews and armenians fucked us over

And then the commies came

and annexed us

start of the 20th century

slightly before that

I don't really remember

turks didn't fuck us over

we were brother nations

they helped us

stalin was a jew

yes

No it wasn't the ottomans, or atleast, I don't remember that

ottomans didn't do anything

I think you're confusing this with the 19th century

the ottomans did invade us but not during ww1

my history teacher said it was stalin

Huh, that's not in the books

I guess she was

No he was actually Astrakhan

They're not really muslim

yep they are authoritarian

No I can confirm

They are indeed authoritarian

For example, one disabled man was arrested for calling the president's daughter a slut on twitter

I think

the government is also corrupt

yeah but it's special here

A special kind of corrupt

You literally can get killed or falsely charged if you even oppose the government if you're a politician

yeah they hang the corruptors

everyone is retarded here

I mean my country

not this place

when I was around 12, I was forced to help my 73 year old uncle to find brazillian lesbian fetish porn on his android tablet, or else I'd get grounded

i dunno