Storin

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A lot of soldiers want to fill him in

TBH if you live in London at this point you deserve what you get <:pepe:312704217028493312>

I left that shit hole 10 years ago

Do I look black <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I mean i'd settle for red and maybe a lobster coz I look burned, but black <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Yes it was <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Pls no mck

To a shit hole called south Sudan

I got paid a bit though so I didn't complain ๐Ÿคท

Dunno dude, we were the only first world nation there <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Fucking bangladeshis coming into my environment and white gloving my med shit- threw their asses out <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

No India does

And there is a reason why

India gets paid twice over

So they subsidise their own military, are subsidised through aid by the UK, and when you serve the UN you get paid by the UN as well

Most countries don't give the soldiers their UN pay though, the UK does ๐Ÿคท

Like I said I went to that shit hole for 7 months and came back with 16,000 in my bank, so I didn't complain <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Other colours?

Women or berets?

They are quite similar I assure you, you wear both like hats <:pepe:312704217028493312>

I have worn: dark blue, UN blue, Maroon, Light Green

Of sorts <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I know I was in the wrong game, you join the military for experience and the ride, once you've done that the smart ones leave and go make more money elsewhere ๐Ÿคท

Like what im doing

My medical skills (plus military ones) will see me get a nice job on an oil rig, or as a close protection dude <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Start of next year though I travel to America to Backpack, starting in Utah, then I do all the crazy shite <:pepe:312704217028493312>

I never did Para training dude, I was just one of the humble hats <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Had no interest tbh, they did offer me P-coy, but I said no point, I already have my civilian jumps and I have treated loads who have come off- its really not worth it ๐Ÿคท

The amount of injuries sustained is mental

Knees, backs and ankles

Like we would have 40 on the Pre course of that maybe 8-10 would go up the road, and of that 2-3 would pass

Nah I just had no interest breaking myself over something I wasn't interested in <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I didn't even want to be in their brigade <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I was sent

I pretty much said "post me the fuck out of here fam, I want to work with the army air corp" to which I got told "nope you ours now" <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Army air corp= goes to California, Utah, Las Vegas, 16 brigade= Wales, Kenya <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

I been to wales loads of times, and I been to Kenya 3 times, I hate that shit hole

We should bring back communism <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Silly women thinking they get a choice <:pepe:312704217028493312>

A woman has one job, to raise the young and put food on the table <:pepe:312704217028493312>

The funny thing abpout women who refuse to have children- pretty much all of them regret it later

Same as fat girls who think they are happy, look at how quickly they want to lose weight when they want the dick <:pepe:312704217028493312>

tbh I wouldn't have a relationship with a woman who could not or would not want to have children ๐Ÿคท

Kind of a requirement to carry on the British patriarchy <:pepe:312704217028493312>

If she diesn't have at least 2 handfuls of boobs either

I like mine like I like my meat, preferably dead <:pepe:312704217028493312>

I am calling ALL women property <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Some just have not been taken yet

TBH property gets more rights than people too lul

You say that but nearly every woman I have slept with likes being choked, so I guess they do like to be powerless ๐Ÿค”

Maybe in a controlled environment but none the less

Exactly

Now if she tries to choke me i'm gonna yeet her ass out the window, bilzerian style

She has no brakes?

Why did you put a ring on her then ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

Dude basically why I wont get married- I'm a turbo cunt and know I would get divorced and lose 100% of everything <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

As for kids- you'll never find me, I'll poncho up in a forest <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Nothing wrong with stuffing your asshole, as long as its full of fireworks <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Dude I don't understand why peeps get married today outside of financial benefit (and risk), I prefer hooking up and kicking out the next morning, if they make breakfast they get to stay for a couple of hours longer <a:peekmonkas:601102369933230095>

Ah there is the problem, long term commitments to people are not my thing <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Is that AOC?

She would deffo get dicked

Someone pass along that a white British imperialist wants to come get Pocahontis <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Weak

I believe she is only this way because she hasn't been dicked in a long time tbh

Put it in her and she be good again I reckon

I hope we all end up on Buzzfeed for this degeneracy <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

They will kick her out for becoming the sex toy of the "far right"

4d Chess move

I cant wait for that film

I am gonna watch it and then say how i'm a reformed white man down with the lesbians <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Gonna blame the joker for my turn to "extremism" <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Tulsi gabbard fam โค

Tulsi gabbard and williamson were probably the only 2 dems I would vote for if I were American

Tulsi is fearless, a weapon with control and looks fine, williamson just a nice person ๐Ÿคท

She is deffo a sugar mommy

I'd ask her for pocket money <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Dont be jelly luci

Williamson is fine as well, GILF <:gachiBASS:555040077210714113>

And she straight up a nice person

Tulsi for prez <:pepe:312704217028493312>

Personally think google, FB, and amazon should be broken up tbh

And their % of marketspace capped

Nah FB has a lot

Think about- FB, insta, whatsapp, Tinder

Google has all its assets and youtube

Amazon has all its assets and twitch ๐Ÿคท

Point is though they still have large chunk of the market share and strangle any new competition

So they need to be split up

Not true

Ads are fine when they arent intrusive

Most people complaining about ads today don't remember when they used to pop up on the screen prior to regulation

Seriously go look at the UK law on ads

UK law on ads is good though and it will get better imo

An ethnostate would be a good idea, all hail sithis <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

No don't be a bitch, don't listen to him <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Do not let him oppress you

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Kathy Burke has a fat hairy pubis, true story <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

It hangs over

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