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Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.
During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.
Which I guess brings us to the modern day:
Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.
And then the 21st century started.
Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.
We have a far right candidate.
http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f
Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.
FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Julia_Gillard_2010.jpg/220px-Julia_Gillard_2010.jpg
This pomy cunt cheater her way into prime minister ship.
Bringing us to the modern political paradigm.
5 Prime ministers in 5 years.
@THE IRON KENYAN Fuck yeah.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IaIu22H-jSg/UKV8b_zfRvI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/T5RGNLi-MGw/s1600/Rudd-Standard.jpg This guy got voted in but due to our parliamentary system was replaced by gillard by the party when he had %60 approval ratings.
And then they kicked her out to put him back in charge just in time to lose the election to...
https://media.apnarm.net.au/media/images/2014/10/03/abbott_togs-g15qlmcd30rnpzifxi2_fct451x338x17.0x4.0_ct300x300.JPG
The sexiest man alive, Tony Abbott.
Really though, he wasn't very good.
Stopped the boats... by putting all the refugees into offshore "Processing camps" which are honestly worse than sending them back where they came from.
That's another thing.
Our refugees come by boats through indonesia.
We just left them out their at first.
Except they started throwing their fucking kids in the water in the sight of our coastguards.
Who throws their kids into an ocean to get into a country?
But yeah, he stopped the boats, said a buncha stupid things.
No prompting ofr that either...
And so he got replaced by...
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000223732312/cd2615bfb2898972fc2cf9d8d2b9b9ef_400x400.jpeg
This cunt, if there ever were a cuckservative it'd be him.
Given that he only has the job because the party tolerates him more than any other candidate he never ever does anything without getting fully party support.
Sells off our shit to the chinese.
He's apparently part jewish, he fucking acts like it.
The boats are still stopped, but the lebs keep coming.
The chinese are buying up all of our farmland nad property.
And now housing prices are reaching the million dollar mark.
It's worse.
In sydney 1.2 million is a starting home.
They don't even sell them or rent them.
They buy them up and use someone else buying them up later to gain money.
A self perpetuating cycle of housing prices.
Yeah, that.
Labor might stop the Chinese investors but they're fully in favor of immigrants.
Other secondary parties include:
The Greens party which encouraged burning the flag on Australia.
Labor Party.
They're run by the unions.
Liberal is run by big business and off chinese investment.
Green is run by borderline communists.
Oh, there's also the shooters and fishers party, which wants guns back and more autonomy to the rural environment.
Ehhhh.
Our right wing is basically your left wing.
Like Turnbull is talking about legalizing gay marriage.
The discussion wasn't "Should we legalize it"
It was "Should we have a referendum or just do it without one".
We're more nationalistic, and racialistic but also more socialist.
It's not like anyone has even mixed nationalism and socialism before.
I mean what would you even call that?
Though in social policy we're very left leaning.
Euthanasia, gay marriage, %60 approval or higher.
In the 2011 census, 60.2% of Australia's population declared European ancestry. In addition, many of those who chose Australian ethnicity were not of indigenous ethnicity. The total indigenous population is estimated to be about 520,000 individuals, including people of mixed descent.
English (36.1%)
Australian (35.4%)
Irish (10.4%)
Scottish (8.9%)
Italian (4.6%)
German (4.5%)
Chinese (4.3%)
Indigenous Australians (3.0%)
Indian (2.1%)
Greek (1.9%)
Dutch (1.4%)
Filipino (0.99%)
Vietnamese (0.98%)
Lebanese (0.90%)
Polish (0.75%)
Maltese (0.72%)
Mฤori (0.62%)
Croatian (0.56%)
Welsh (0.50%)
French (0.49%)
Sri Lankan (0.46%)
Jewish (0.43%)
At the 2011 census, 53.7% of people had both parents born in Australia and 34.3% of people had both parents born overseas.
We took in a lot of Vietnamese.
And a lot of lebs are christians.
Still trouble though.
And another thing:
Religion is barely existent.
Church attendence is nearly zero.
During the last census they had to specificially tell people not to put down joke religions so we don't up as a "Pastafarian" or "God emperor" religion nation.
Like how New Zealand technically has a higher Jedi than anything else population.
Mate, if god can't take a laugh then I don't want him.
Also there's always the issue of if we should leave the commonwealth.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Flag_of_Australia.svg
Biggest issue is what to replace the Union jack with if we did.
Nicknames are so common as to be default here.
Even which it doesn't make much sense.
Mark called "marky"
Marlon called "Marlo", just constant stuff like that.
Yeah, that's the general gist.
The Lindt cafe hit us really hard.
And support for Pauline hanson is growing.
The muslim communities are scary.
Lindt cafe?
@Tee CA Some ISIS cunt took hostages in the middle of Sydney, like stones throw from a major transtation in a lindt cafe.
We don't have seiges, we don't have armed gunmen, we don't have hostages.
Some people died, the cops hadn't dealt with this since before they were cops.
And then there was a few attempted police station beheadings and New Years bombings.
We take great pride in our new years in Sydney.
Insist we have the best fireworks in the world.
Australia's sons let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In hist'ry's page, let ev'ry stage
Advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
Verse 2
When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Til he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
"With all her faults we love her still"
"Britannia rules the wave."
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.
Verse 3
While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England soil and Fatherland,
Scotia and Erin fair,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.
Verse 4
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Though oceans roll between,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair
This was our first national anthem.
We've been moving away from the Commonwealth in favour of America after they kept fucking us over in the World wars.
Vietnam fucked us of being an American colony, and we don't really have much culture of our own that we're allowed to discuss without breaking free speech laws (Eureka revolt is seen as the equivalent of the confederacy) so we're kinda in a deadzone.
@Tee CA It hit us really hard, because that just doesn't happen here.
There hasn't been an armed gunman in decades. Suddenly a people want to destroy us and are amongst us?
Other issues include:
Aboriginals, after stealing their kids didn't work we decided pumping them full of welfare would fix the problem.
They're worse than your blacks at present and showing no signs of improving.
Free education, housing, and massive government assistance don't stop them from huffing petrol and abusing their kids.
We have decided to more or less ignore it.
Bikies:
Only real criminal syndicates in Australia except the lebs I guess.
Currently all bikie clubs are banned.
Meth.
And housing commission folk.
Yeah, bikies are banned.
Can't have more than 4 people wearing the same outfit riding motorbikes together.
Against the law.
And the recent "Safe schools" thing.
Which depending on your point of view is either a "Way for the children to learn tolerance and acceptance of other identities and non conforming gender roles being introduced into our schools to help people" or
"A piece of marxist bullshit propaganda literally created by a communist who has stated they want to destroy capitalism and the modern family"
A big issue with most of the Aboriginal stuff is that so few "pure" aboriginals still exist.
They're all 1/4 aboriginal getting full benefits for something that they Mostly contributed to.
We just give them free houses, education and lotsa money.
Does not work.
Mate, ours couldn't even start fire when we got here.
They started one a few thousand years ago and forgot.
SO THEY JUST SPREAD IT AROUND REGULARLY FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
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