Can confirm, hes daddi af

Make me

DO YALL KNOW WHAT TIME ITI IS

the cult of the C L A W

why would you think that

whenever someone yells at me, i get a raging erection

how you gonna yell at a nigga with a stiffie

>men yells at me
>just another thursday night
>woman yells at me
>mommy why you dont love me :c

are you, in fact, a big gay bear

its big boi season 😈

release him, daddy :c

....y'all dont?

no d-gens allowed up the driveway

y'all gey

you get to look in their eyes n shit

cuddling is gey

where do you find these women

lube niggas

coconut oil

It actually does expand

When you get aroused

vaginas expand inwards

also the cervix isnt necessarily the back of the vagene. it can right near the front sometimes

I mean, you could definitely be shallow. Its not impossible. But yeah, its supposed to expand

Also fists happen with a lot of lube, practice, and poppers

Nein nein nein nein nein

No to fist, yes to meet up

pwease papa :c

DO DO DOO DO DO DO DO JOHNNY

i once got an ex to say "i love you, pumpkin noodle" before cuum

you are

>blacks
>working
what a dream

its not rape, its redistrubuting silicone resources

arent we all?

@Hellhound6 can i be your bottom bitch

Join em

i'll be your wilderness broodmare papa

you'll have to catch me first

like a banana cream pie, you fucking donut, jesus

who are they??? and are their girlfriends hot??

@Hellhound6 is my bull

all these niggas still flexin

thats not what he said last weekend when he was fucking my bitch

fine, ill go to the cuck cage

alright papa

.....elaborate

your boyfriend doesnt count merc, even if hes in a dress

its not queer if a girl is here

>make food with smoked ghost pepers
>bunch of steam goes in my face
>pepper spray myself
>touch eye
HELP ME

im fucking retsrded

if im a retard, what does that make you?

thats what you get with diversity hires

do yall niggas ever vc

i love getting drunk and yelling at people

lit
once i get more CLAWS in me later, i might try and get vc poppin

cute <3

tfw no honkler gf
literally why even be alive ree

That is an abominable butchering of that meme format

same, already 5 claws in niggy

wait, do you have to have other people for hurricane party

all i have is my roommates cat

Theres a jewish chinese chick in one of my classes

Its a fiction writing workshop
She wrote a piece about all men dying from a virus and women associating into 'men' and 'women' by way of a brain scanner

It was real faggy
Like the main idea was still "GENDER ROLES BAD"

And nothing actually happened. It was all exposition

professor: "i dont want the opening chapter to your fantasy novel. i want a cohesive short story with a beginning, middle, and end"
gay hoes: "heres the first chapter to my novel"

books can totes swing that

not 10 page short stories tho

I love him

❤

or u gey

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT yes

@Hellhound6

thats not what ur dad said last nite

rub motor oil into your beard

use battery acid to exfoliate your pubes before shaving

still exfoliate gently once a week

DEUTSHLAND
MEIN HERZ IN FLAMMEN

for $10 i will sing in german class

im proud of u son

is this him

How do you do that??

his ass is at my house
only i can slurp that hole

your dog can't eat your ass on a cold winter's night

cute doggo tho

!!!!!! Yay

are u gonna be an aunt or an uncle

let the lil nigga get some poosey man

where do y'all niggas find these bitches man tf

ya know, just for reference

so i can know to stay away

how tf does one end up dating someone they met at a gas station

thats kinda wholesome tbh

minus doggie pussy lickie time

hehe
nutte