I just imgaine him getting the calendars out of their box from the cellar. "Gotcha"

phd in vocal fry

ew

IWF is in on it too

IMF*

you are no real language!

if tanken works there like in Germany you can fuel up your car then walk in tell the clerk what station you want to pay

or you can drive away, notrecommended

yeah there are some unmanned stations here too but not that often

and today I read that after 22:00 you have to walk in first and have the pump unlocked

you dont have gas station which also sell all kinds of stuff?

cigarettes, bveverages, food

all automated?

ah ok

in italy the even still have "servicio" you dont even have to get out of the car, have some mongrel fill your tank and pay out the window

more expensive than doing it yourself ofc

italy not being that cold helps i guess 😄

you wouldnt believe how many dipshits put the wrong fuel in their car, worked at a breakdown service for some years

or like my sister who put motoroil into her servo streering

not the actual motoroil tank

you got the basiscs covered then 😄

drove my new van for 8000km and didnt have to shit yet, not even refill wiper fluid

8000km do you use miles in sweden??

from march this year

oh other miles then 😄

metric miles

its all you need

i just use in in warhammer40k

inch*

so yeah, working as a beekeeper racks up my milage a lot

ye

I rent out hive to eco woke companies

so i have to drive to a lot of places where my bees are

they pay a lot of rent so it isnt an issue

189€/month for one hive

tax decutible

they get all the honey from the rented hives

as business presents and stuff

i started this year and have 8 hives out for rent and like 50 for myself

yeah have to wait and see how many make it through the winter

😄

yes minus taxes ofc

Im german

its not one trip lol

during swarming season i have to got check on every hive every 10 days

summer solstice is end of swarming season, really get it why people celebrate it now 😄

end of april early may

I dont eat it that much, i treat it more like medicine

sure

500kg in my basement atm

sure thing just pm me your address

lol no

its quality honey, water content below 18% not gonna spoil for some decades

nah i need moar buyers 😄

ugh dont know about that, you can ferment honey and make honey wine

or honey beer

its better than honey wine imho

not too sweet

arabs andd turks always want honey in comb

had some arab buy a bucket of 10kg he was gonna mix it with walnuts

its quite healty i guess

more sun

also they are also bred (dont know if this is the correct term for plants) for sweetness

like I breed my bees to be chill

Carnica with some Buckfast here and there

you breed queens and bring them to an isolated place where the drone population is controlled

then they get gang raped by those drones

so you have to select the queen mother strain and look for a strain you want to combine them with

or you can just let them make a queen themselves and see what happens 😄

yes almost all my hive a are docile as fuck

i dont even need to use protective gear

being immune to bee venom helps though

can get some stingers here and there if you are not careful

I had my first season as apprentice with not so docile bees and gloves were forbidden

next season I didnt care anymore 😄

i walked around with swollen everything for some months

ah fuck sry

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/10/02/ae65c519a48adf7c.jpg

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/10/02/9f17bad88008a684.jpg

does your mom work for big tobacco by any chance?

you want to see my cars?

for work yeah

well I profit from female labour

but they are bees

worker bees are all female

they have no ther purpose then fucking, so yeah

but they get stabbed if they dont die fucking

https://youtu.be/zbzhzVb73kU?t=39s

they fuck midflight

and one queen only has sex once but with up to 16 drones

wakanda forever

i just finished infinity war

damn

if you only have sex once in your life might as well go for that

what games you like?

so team shooters and strategy, hmm Space Hulk Tactics is just around the corner

have you heard of Darkest Dungeon?

XCOM, Battletech, Frostpunk

i guess you dont like Overwatch otherwise you wouldnt be playing tf2