@J_G_ is just jealous like a woman because he's beta and I'm alpha.

whut up niggaz?

I suggest electing more alphamods and banning the betamods. Betas ruin everything because Satan their Daddy.

Hey mang! Howuuuuuuu?

no man is great. Exept for salazam the great

Sounds amazing!

how much did you take

that's a betadose. Shoulda done a quarter

it'll probably be the last time you do shrooms, but it'll set you right

last time I did a quarter I died. I felt like I was stuck in purgatory

It was good, but it doesn't last. Silent prayer and cold showers are the best

Every time I take a cold shower I feel like it's a mini-shroom trip

Getting used to the uncomfortable. Adapting to the environment instead of changing the environment to you

No heroin is more like a warm shower after being out in the cold for hours

me n my friends used to call it "dry pants"

cuz it felt like taking a pair of warm pants straight out the dryer and putting them on when you're all cold

all like "Aaaaahhhhhhh"

Drinking a liter of water in one sitting is like microdosing heroin tho... endorphins on fleek.

It's so good!

I made these cheeseburgers for 4th of july that were way better though... 60/40 beef to pork, gouda cheese, bacon... make you wanna slap yo momma!

"I got these cheeseburgers mang!"

I love water though... you can drink it, float on it, catch fish in it, shower in it, dilute concentrations of solutions with it, freeze it and throw it at people, sculpt it, clean your car with it....

you can boil it, steam clean things with it, cook vegetables and pasta in it, rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth with it, paint with colors with it, flush your kidneys with it, spit it out, squirt it in waterguns, put it in bottles...

You can float boats in it, it can create Grand Canyons, you can take the oxygen and 1 hydrogen out of it and make fuel or bombs, you can.... goddamn it they're still setting off fireworks. My dog about to get out