I love water though... you can drink it, float on it, catch fish in it, shower in it, dilute concentrations of solutions with it, freeze it and throw it at people, sculpt it, clean your car with it....
you can boil it, steam clean things with it, cook vegetables and pasta in it, rinse your mouth out after brushing your teeth with it, paint with colors with it, flush your kidneys with it, spit it out, squirt it in waterguns, put it in bottles...
You can float boats in it, it can create Grand Canyons, you can take the oxygen and 1 hydrogen out of it and make fuel or bombs, you can.... goddamn it they're still setting off fireworks. My dog about to get out
