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2018-10-10 15:09:17 UTC

Well if you know already you don't have to worry about drafts

2018-10-10 15:09:17 UTC

So not to nigger up your property

nah u need 🅱 lex seal my ni🅱 🅱 a

2018-10-10 15:11:16 UTC

Don’t knock that shit

2018-10-10 15:11:19 UTC

Works

@VOL battle it out with our Mage!

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2018-10-10 15:25:12 UTC

Negative ghostrider, I don’t be fucking with no magicians and shit

2018-10-10 15:26:40 UTC

Chugs beer

2018-10-10 15:26:52 UTC

Fuck it, where’s that pussy looking Mage at

2018-10-10 15:26:56 UTC

Bring her to me

2018-10-10 15:27:15 UTC

Bwaahahahahaaa

2018-10-10 15:27:23 UTC

loooooool

2018-10-10 15:27:29 UTC
2018-10-10 15:27:34 UTC

Battle Mage

2018-10-10 15:28:39 UTC

Mage might be irritated by her Kotex

2018-10-10 15:28:45 UTC

I better tread lightly

2018-10-10 15:30:10 UTC

I need more beer

2018-10-10 15:30:23 UTC

Our battle mage is actually a man

2018-10-10 15:30:28 UTC

And he's the one mounting you

I thought you were a scotch drinker faggot

2018-10-10 15:30:35 UTC

Not when I’m fucking done

knucking cucks

2018-10-10 15:30:57 UTC

Thought I fixed that shit

2018-10-10 15:31:21 UTC

Will Mage at least give a reach around? Asking for a friend

2018-10-10 15:32:16 UTC

Yeah I’m fucked now...

2018-10-10 15:32:24 UTC

See the mage typing

2018-10-10 15:32:27 UTC

😂

2018-10-10 15:32:43 UTC

@VOL what the fuck do you want nigger I'm busy making out with my girlfriend

2018-10-10 15:32:46 UTC

For sure he'll give a reach around... He's into that kinda thing.

2018-10-10 15:32:59 UTC

sounds fun

2018-10-10 15:33:10 UTC

How old is she?

2018-10-10 15:33:17 UTC

Pics or it didn’t happen

2018-10-10 15:33:33 UTC

@VOL our mage will never doxx himself

2018-10-10 15:33:34 UTC

Faggot

2018-10-10 15:33:42 UTC

I see through your devil tricks asshole

@VOL needs some new material before he beats off for the next 8 months while his GF gets pounded by @Lucifer Inlustris

2018-10-10 15:34:09 UTC

@Mr. Sofaking Fluffykins shes same age as me

2018-10-10 15:34:33 UTC

Oh so 13. Right on. Now it all makes sense.

2018-10-10 15:34:47 UTC

Only about a month or two older than me as a matter of fact

2018-10-10 15:34:53 UTC

Don't you have a closet door to break your shit off in Fluffy?

2018-10-10 15:35:15 UTC

No she and i are 23

2018-10-10 15:35:17 UTC

I have to replace the last broken set

@Lucifer Inlustris I bet she is smoking hot and @VOL is just jealous

Can't pull it off with this equipment

2018-10-10 15:35:44 UTC

@Lucifer Inlustris I bet you're fucking @VOL s wife and he just mad

2018-10-10 15:36:07 UTC

Women love one guy, and his name is Ben Fucking Franklin

@VOL Just has been paying for @Lucifer Inlustris 's lifestyle via child support fraud

2018-10-10 15:36:27 UTC

@PenSHITLORD what? Ew no i dont eant that ugly asss bitch whore of his.

2018-10-10 15:36:42 UTC

So that's how he got his peewee Herman beach cruiser.....

Dude you just collecting that free real estate my nigga

2018-10-10 15:36:57 UTC

Uh oh, @VOL has a tiny cock and he's going to blame his lack of money on his 40 year old incel virgin self

2018-10-10 15:36:57 UTC

Congratulations @PenSHITLORD, you're now level 12.

2018-10-10 15:37:05 UTC

Thotchan confirms

You got @VOL 's ex wife, therefore you get that mad support skrilla @Lucifer Inlustris

2018-10-10 15:37:39 UTC

She left me with the kid. So tell that bitch she owed me back child support

You aint gettin that shit back @VOL , @Lucifer Inlustris already blew it on some good shit

2018-10-10 15:38:44 UTC

Xbox live cards?

2018-10-10 15:39:13 UTC

A case of monsters?

Nah a full Porn Studio to bang your ex and stream it LIVE @VOL

2018-10-10 15:39:21 UTC

Condoms for pleasing your bitch @VOL

2018-10-10 15:39:31 UTC

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Makin hella bread sellin that hot Ex porn

2018-10-10 15:44:15 UTC

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2018-10-10 15:44:51 UTC

Nobody cares about what you post

2018-10-10 15:45:10 UTC

Nobody will ever care about what you post

2018-10-10 15:45:24 UTC

Why are they not bitching this time around like with Florence?

2018-10-10 15:45:32 UTC

Ask them pussy

2018-10-10 15:46:00 UTC

Right after I throw a 👠

2018-10-10 15:49:30 UTC

>So meta

2018-10-10 15:53:48 UTC

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2018-10-10 15:59:46 UTC

yo @Lucifer Inlustris did you make that protection spell for @PenSHITLORD or what?

2018-10-10 15:59:53 UTC

YEah bruh

2018-10-10 15:59:58 UTC

<:trumpchin:497946853610881034>

2018-10-10 16:16:31 UTC

That’s fucked up

2018-10-10 16:17:13 UTC

Local and state municipalities have kicked that can down the road and now the entire country has to pay for their years of neglect

2018-10-10 16:20:39 UTC

>fixing a national crisis with federao action
thats fucked up

2018-10-10 16:20:42 UTC

wtf

2018-10-10 16:34:09 UTC

Make the entire country pay for the neglect of a few.

2018-10-10 16:34:44 UTC

My water company is constantly upgrading water mains etc. and I pay for that shit on my water bill

2018-10-10 16:35:17 UTC

States should take out a bond and pay for that shit themselves

2018-10-10 16:35:35 UTC

I’d be down for the federal govt mandating then to do the work

2018-10-10 16:35:49 UTC

yes fix the problem with more debt goy

2018-10-10 16:35:55 UTC

But don’t ask Tennesseans to pay for Michigan’s neglect

2018-10-10 16:36:29 UTC

Because they spend money on welfare instead of infrastructure

2018-10-10 16:40:36 UTC

except for if they do thats misappropriation and is kind of a big deal

2018-10-10 16:41:42 UTC

Except that’s not the topic. The topic is ooooh look how bad things are. Cut a fucking check. Who cares why it’s the way it is. Hurry up and fix it

2018-10-10 16:41:59 UTC

Cry more to someone who cares

2018-10-10 16:43:11 UTC

Keylogger detector

2018-10-10 16:43:16 UTC

Detects keyloggers

2018-10-10 16:43:21 UTC

Doesn't remove them.

2018-10-10 16:44:50 UTC

A bit outdated though.

2018-10-10 16:44:57 UTC

Need to find a windows 7 one.

2018-10-10 16:45:10 UTC

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2018-10-10 16:47:13 UTC

I can see the "bipartisan" legislation to fix the water infrastructure as only justified if it was apparent that it was a national security issue.

2018-10-10 16:47:44 UTC

Other than that, I don't give a fuck to paying tax payer money to fix it.

2018-10-10 16:48:29 UTC

>inb4 the water is making the frogs gay nonsense.

2018-10-10 16:49:52 UTC

“National Security Issue” can be broadly apples to that issue

2018-10-10 16:50:09 UTC

There’s zero fucking accountability

2018-10-10 16:50:55 UTC

Like a fucking kid blowing their fucking paycheck over the weekend. Comes to you complaining about gas money to get back and forth to work

No one cares schlomo @VOL

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2018-10-10 16:51:24 UTC

The problem with some corporations, theres few examples you can cite, is that sometimes they will take the free gov't gibs and obscure the books to make it seem like they weren't given enough, just so they will get their bill extended for the next year.

2018-10-10 16:51:38 UTC

Exactly

2018-10-10 16:51:59 UTC

One huge example is the Connect America Fund

2018-10-10 16:52:42 UTC

Telecoms took the money, bought and paid for equipment they didn't need in central offices and then later complained they didn't get enough gibs.

2018-10-10 16:53:23 UTC

@VOL do you not understand what this election is about or how representative gov works?

2018-10-10 16:53:30 UTC

Tindell AFB is about to take a direct hit from Hurricane Michael

2018-10-10 16:53:30 UTC

Congratulations @VOL, you're now level 8.

2018-10-10 16:53:42 UTC

Lolz @FastJack I’m fully aware.

2018-10-10 16:54:18 UTC

I imagine the bill getting passed is a PR stint for congressmen

2018-10-10 16:54:18 UTC

because im pretty sure its about cleaning up the messes created by decades of corruption and bad governance

2018-10-10 16:54:53 UTC

If the dems vote against it, the flint michigan asshats will go REEEE and vote republican.

2018-10-10 16:54:54 UTC

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2018-10-10 16:54:59 UTC

if someone vandalizes your house regardless of legal proceedings you have to fix your busted ass house

2018-10-10 16:55:24 UTC

Thats why you shoot to kill intruders. They can't sue you then.

2018-10-10 16:55:24 UTC

Congratulations @stedly, you're now level 14.

2018-10-10 16:55:27 UTC

Except I don’t own a house in Michigan bruh

2018-10-10 16:55:54 UTC

Doesn't matter, the dems ran on it as if it were a "national issue"

2018-10-10 16:55:58 UTC

Ergo the 10th amendment

2018-10-10 16:56:06 UTC

you really think the issue is only in michigan?

2018-10-10 16:56:07 UTC

Congratulations @FastJack, you're now level 14.

2018-10-10 16:56:23 UTC

It’s an issue in democratically controlled cities and states

2018-10-10 16:56:29 UTC

Its mainly in overpopulated crime ridden population centers to be fair.

2018-10-10 16:56:34 UTC

Boom

2018-10-10 16:56:48 UTC

Eventually the rent comes due

2018-10-10 16:56:57 UTC

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Thats not a boom

2018-10-10 16:57:26 UTC

Nope, that's a daaayyyuuum

2018-10-10 16:57:40 UTC

Isn't that Orville?

2018-10-10 16:57:40 UTC

Nevada has a few lakes that are no longer lakes now.

2018-10-10 16:58:25 UTC

Poor regional planning

2018-10-10 16:58:30 UTC

Piss poor actually

2018-10-10 16:58:37 UTC

While water consumption is down, there are still an estimated 240,000 water main breaks per year in the United States,

2018-10-10 16:58:39 UTC

Like Atlanta

2018-10-10 16:58:51 UTC

Remember when we had badass civil engineers?

2018-10-10 16:59:06 UTC

That was like what, 50+ years ago?

2018-10-10 16:59:08 UTC

Damn @stedly must be my age

Tacoma Narrows bridge was pretty dope

2018-10-10 16:59:39 UTC

re ember when boomers read the news

2018-10-10 16:59:44 UTC

Now our civil engineers got cucked by the university tier marxism.

2018-10-10 16:59:57 UTC

Stedly is barely legal

2018-10-10 17:00:07 UTC

Lolz

2018-10-10 17:00:30 UTC

>learn civil engineering with common core math.

2018-10-10 17:00:39 UTC

Low blow

Point pleasant bridge was pretty dope

2018-10-10 17:00:50 UTC

>fighting words

hyatt regency walkway collapse was pretty dope

2018-10-10 17:02:07 UTC

That's because, womyn engineered that one.

2018-10-10 17:02:08 UTC

Did you know, actual Americans built this?

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2018-10-10 17:02:09 UTC

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2018-10-10 17:02:25 UTC

We send our best architects and engineers to other places besides our own homeland.

2018-10-10 17:02:55 UTC

What's a few kilos between buddies?

2018-10-10 17:03:45 UTC

No big deal

Those retard minutemen are shortening my Adderall supply so they can kill themselves

2018-10-10 17:04:41 UTC

Feminists built this shit.

2018-10-10 17:05:10 UTC

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>miami based engineering company

2018-10-10 17:05:22 UTC

Actually I think a few pakis were involved too.

>nothing to see here

2018-10-10 17:05:27 UTC

FIU

2018-10-10 17:06:15 UTC

>use new badass concrete recipe

>forget air entrainment

2018-10-10 17:06:27 UTC

>don't let the concrete cure

2018-10-10 17:06:31 UTC

>bridge collapses

>7-28 days Standard conc curing protocol

2018-10-10 17:06:57 UTC

They shoulda used hempcrete

2018-10-10 17:07:10 UTC

jesus fuck, not this hemp nonsense

2018-10-10 17:07:53 UTC

Don't be mad cccccause I'm right stedly.....

2018-10-10 17:08:18 UTC

Bring the hempcrete memes

2018-10-10 17:08:25 UTC

Lets see that OC

2018-10-10 17:09:44 UTC

hempcrete is 1/20th of the compressive strength as normal other concrete mixes

Thats what rebar is for

2018-10-10 17:11:16 UTC

let me repeat that. hempcrete is 1/20th as useful as good old fashion "fuck soyboy" manly man concrete.

2018-10-10 17:11:41 UTC

>be a fucking boomer
>remember all the times when america was great
>remember how great it was to have leaded fuel
>remember how great it was to have bench seats with no seatbelts in cars
>remember how great it was to get drafted to fight a war for the CIA
>remember how great it was to see presidents assasinated by ABCs
>remember how great it was before we shat up the place

>remember no internet and some old fuck telling you everything is great when really you're just being bent over and fucked in the ass

2018-10-10 17:12:45 UTC

more boomer memes please

2018-10-10 17:12:50 UTC

I DEMAND MORE

2018-10-10 17:12:52 UTC

NOW

2018-10-10 17:12:57 UTC

we are piterally piving in the greatest version of america period

2018-10-10 17:13:15 UTC

oh and 1/3rd of millennials believe the earth is flat.

2018-10-10 17:13:25 UTC

>be a millenial

2018-10-10 17:13:30 UTC

>whine about boomers all day

2018-10-10 17:13:35 UTC

>believe the earth is flat

2018-10-10 17:13:49 UTC

>play shitty SJW tier xbox/ps4 games

>As told by boomers

>Gentrify every neighborhood

2018-10-10 17:14:20 UTC

who do you think told them the earth was flat @stedly

2018-10-10 17:14:32 UTC

I gotta go do boomer shit and pay taxes to fix the water leak you niggers broke.

2018-10-10 17:14:48 UTC

<:gay:498623974029131788>

>blame millennials for having no jokes when the local bar got leveled for a new target

2018-10-10 17:15:00 UTC

A victimhood daddy boomer, that blames the gov't for all their mishaps.

@VOL paying taxes..............

2018-10-10 17:15:14 UTC

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lets himself get fucked

2018-10-10 17:15:27 UTC

Speaking of krampus. Went into an oddities shop in salida Colorado around nye last year and this was going on. https://arkmagazine.net/krampus-visits-salida-finds-plenty-naughty-kids/

2018-10-10 17:15:31 UTC

,addimage

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2018-10-10 17:15:31 UTC

2018-10-10 17:15:37 UTC

>a boomer attempts shitposting

2018-10-10 17:15:40 UTC

,addimage ,faggot

2018-10-10 17:15:40 UTC

,faggot added as the command!

2018-10-10 17:15:40 UTC

Upload an image for me to use! Type `exit` to cancel.

2018-10-10 17:15:45 UTC

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2018-10-10 17:15:46 UTC

,faggot has been added to my files!

2018-10-10 17:15:49 UTC

YAY!

2018-10-10 17:15:54 UTC

,faggot

2018-10-10 17:15:57 UTC

awe...

2018-10-10 17:16:01 UTC

retard

2018-10-10 17:16:08 UTC

you made it two commas

2018-10-10 17:16:13 UTC

,,faggot

2018-10-10 17:16:14 UTC

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2018-10-10 17:16:17 UTC

HAH YAY

2018-10-10 17:16:25 UTC

>common core

2018-10-10 17:16:28 UTC

BEST DAY EVER

We are literally where we are because of fucking boomers

2018-10-10 17:16:40 UTC

^^ ironically true

2018-10-10 17:17:16 UTC

,addimage faggot

2018-10-10 17:17:16 UTC

faggot added as the command!

2018-10-10 17:17:16 UTC

Upload an image for me to use! Type `exit` to cancel.

Boomers should have to use dial up to stop shitting up the internet more than they already have nearly fucked it

2018-10-10 17:17:36 UTC

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2018-10-10 17:17:37 UTC

faggot has been added to my files!

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