Sure, but my professor approached it from "Let's do it in C standard"

you guys want to see some *prolog*?

I mean, that's what I did

THOSE AREN'T MEMES REEEEEEEEE

I think we have enough cs people to justify our own channel

We can dig up something from /r/ProgrammerHumor if you want @DanielKO

<:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

time to dump r/programmerhumor

@Jab is also programmer

I know

^that actually did work for me

http://www.bash.org/?5273

classic memes

god damnit you beat me to that one

https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/920683431935213569

http://www.bash.org/?171987 rofl

https://giant.gfycat.com/AdventurousWhisperedHorseshoebat.webm

@Legiondude you remember how to comment in DrRaket?

;;

yep

FUCKING ASSHOLES

lol

Now for the real question, does my C.I.S. degree give me superpowers against feminists?

>Be me
>learn java, c, C++
>comment = //
>get to DrRaket
>comment = ;

@Legiondude lol

at my school CIS is a business degree 🤣

It is as my school as well

BSB

lol

also

@Legiondude congratz on ascending

you are one of pepe's chosen

here it's basically cs but people who couldn't do the math

^

The more male-dominated your field is, the more misogynistic you are, because if you were a true ally, you'd have committed suicide.

we also have infomatics

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we just added data science

print(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE);

Aha! I've have finally realized the legend! That's right! You're not dealing with the average normie anymore, @Deleted User! I, Legiondude, have finally become...a Legendary Pepe Poster!

Been waiting all day to post that quote

lol

One of the few female students that graduated with me, in Computer Sciences, was glowing with happiness some months later when she got promoted out of programming at her job, into only writing documentation.

wow

kek

fucking hell

I wonder why salary is lower
<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

🤔

No, she was still a "programmer". They just didn't let her touch the code anymore.

lol

why?

she bad or?

Yes.

She was bad at it, and was getting frustrated. Then she found out she was happier writing documentation than coding.

So why trust her with documentation?

win-win

ohhh

ah

that makes sense

you always need someone to document

so how far up in math did you guys have to take

So she participated in all code reviews, writing down as the coders explained the changes, twice a week.

Then they'd merge the documentation back into the code, once she wrote them.

@meratrix I have to do up to discrete, calc 3, and vector algebra

My degree required managerial accounting and up to Statistics II, but my first college I had a math minor on the side so I was tackling Calculus I @meratrix

Basically, she was a secretary that understood code (once somebody explained the code to her.)

@Durtle02 lolllololololol

Fucking nullpointer

LITTEALY ME RIGHT NOW

we have to do up to calc 3 and linear algebra, and a stat class in R

oh shit

also have to take 1 stats class

"Business" Statistics II was absolute BS. Basically grabbed my textbook from Statistics I and did all the work and tests without ever contacting my professor or hearing a lecture

I forget about that one because the math department doesn't teach it

2 DIMENSIONAL HASHMAP MAKE ME WISH I WAS DEAD

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON 3 DIMENSIONAL HASHMAPS

KILL ME

you guys remember this?

wait I mean this

Oh god, those things

karnaugh maps

Just finished that class, praying for that class curve

Hey guys remember this

K-maps are the best

kek

me erre day

When the student loans hit me next month, that'll probably be me

lol

any of you guys learn about logical languages?

Not in my degree program

@Deleted User This is a Scala snippet by the way

huh

wait

why fuck are there arrows

=>

why

-> is superior

fuck =>

they do different things

Functional language designers have a hard-on for arrows.

And parenthesis.

yeah, I keep forgetting that parenthesis in Scala are used for arrays, and not brackets

keeps screwing with me

Everytime I see the wierd stuff another language is doing, I begin to think "I just want to go back to C++ where everything is sane"

Then I remember, it's C++

@meratrix wot

[] != array?

C++ is fucking great.

🔫

no @Deleted User () == array!

C++ is good

So far, everyone that said "I'll do C++ better than C++" fucked up.

anyone ever used prolog?

@DanielKO what about C#?

cout << "This is a stupid print statement";

@meratrix you forgot to #include <iostream>

#include <fml>

C# fucked up, they started by stripping out important features of C++, only to add them later claiming the language "evolved". No you dipshits, you didn't know how important those things were when you decided to not have them.

what'd they strip out

I don't know any c#

std::cout << "I didn't learn this format until after I left my first college";

C# has automatic garbage collection

nice

http://crashworks.org/if_programming_languages_were_vehicles/

C: free(Me of my life)

lol

so no one here has used prolog?

nope

Not I

Scheme/Racket, VB.net, C/C++03, C#

And I guess HTML/JS/ASP.NET if you don't throw too big of an anyeurism

My first language was Visual Basic, I know, crucify me

For instance, C# started out without partial types, generics, lambdas, object initializers, optional parameters...

>HTML
>Programming language

choose one

Was enums missing too?

but at least visual basic isn't html

no

enums are in C#

Like I said, if you don't throw *too* hard an anyeurism

But it sounds good to the technologically illiterate

it didn't have lambas, those are like the one thing in JavaScript I actually liked

I T W O N T S T O P

Programming in dank memes<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

it is dank

My college made me take VB and HTML before they let me into the class for magical Javascript and ASP.NET

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat Watch this lol

wat is a classic

Yeah

>javascript

kek

Basically the class was for making basic websites from scratch in ASP.NET, so we spent 2/3rds of it going over the basics of HTML and Javascript <:what:382980756139409409>

that was pretty good

you guys want to see some prolog code?

sure

sure

so given:
int foo(int x, int y)
{
if (y <= 0)
{
return x;
}
if (x <= 0)
{
return y;
}
if (x >= y)
{
return x+foo(x - 3, y);
}
if (x < y)
{
return y+foo(x, y - 2);
}
}

^
above code is C++

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(Y=0;Y<0),
Z is X, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X<0;X=0),
Z is Y, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X=Y;X>Y),
K is X-3,
foo(K,Y,S),
Z is S + X.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
X

ME🔫

jesus

Also, why not a switch statement for C++?

This is HelloWorld

>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++.

This is in BrainFuck

```cpp
int foo(int x, int y)
{
if (y <= 0)
return x;
if (x <= 0)
return y;
if (x >= y)
return x+foo(x - 3, y);
else
return y+foo(x, y - 2);
}```

@Legiondude cuz I was lazy

What's the tags to encapsulate code in Discord's formatting @DanielKO ?

\`\`\`cpp
code here
\`\`\`

```BrainFuck >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++. ```

```
cout<<"Prolog is Weird"<

Try "bf"

```bf >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++. ```

nope

probably doesn't exist for BrainFuck

it is just a meme language

\`\`\`bf
code here, new line you faggot
\`\`\`

```bf
>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++.
```

shit

it does work

so what did you guys think of prolog?

cancer

exactly

It does its job, I don't think I'll ever use it.

```prolog
foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(Y=0;Y<0),
Z is X, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X<0;X=0),
Z is Y, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X=Y;X>Y),
K is X-3,
foo(K,Y,S),
Z is S + X.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
X

So is it time to poke JDM for a CompSci channel?

#geeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq_Fm7qfRQk

```scala
import scala.collection.mutable

object MyClass {
def main(args: Array[String]) {
val argsLength = args.length - 1
val m = mutable.LinkedHashMap[Int, String]()

for(i <- 0 to argsLength) {
m += (i -> args(i))

}
m.foreach((kv: (Int, String)) => println(kv._1 + ":\t" + kv._2))

}

}
```

This is the library Discord uses: https://highlightjs.org/static/demo/

cool

@JDM_WAAAT The votes have been cast! We need a #geeks channel

now you guys want some real cancer code?

Only a cuck would say that

heh

Maybe have a hobbies category and put stuff like <#385307110813990913> and #code in there

Fuck firearms, it's lame.

wow rude

Teamwork

👌

We need a #geeks and a #games channel.

^^^

Only soccer moms and the weak fear everyday tools like firearms.

And a #meta channel too.

Been saying that since I joined.

la $s5, ans6
addi $t8, $zero, 3
addi $t9, $zero, 2
div $t1, $t8
#addi $s5, $HI, 0
mfhi $s5
add $s5, $s5, $t7
mult $s5, $t8
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
div $s5, $t5
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
sub $s5, $t3, $s5
la $a0, answer6
li $v0, 4
syscall
la $a0, 0($s5)
li $v0, 1
syscall
la $a0, space
li $v0, 4
syscall

AND A MUSIC BOT

how is that code?

Looks like JDM already checked out

https://discord.gg/9hNEjw

```MIPS
la $s5, ans6
addi $t8, $zero, 3
addi $t9, $zero, 2
div $t1, $t8
#addi $s5, $HI, 0
mfhi $s5
add $s5, $s5, $t7
mult $s5, $t8
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
div $s5, $t5
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
sub $s5, $t3, $s5
la $a0, answer6
li $v0, 4
syscall
la $a0, 0($s5)
li $v0, 1
syscall
la $a0, space
li $v0, 4
syscall
```

wow

I put this in a #nsfw channel

Or just join jdm's other discord

that fggot ha his own?

He has a youtube channel too

https://discord.gg/9hNEjw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z9yK3sMDUU

Getting back on topic

lol

fag only comes here to complain about people talking in <#377519392956874752>

lol

like JDM

any of you guys ever had to program in assembly?

Yes.

that was most cancer

Worst assembly I had to deal with was CUDA/PTX asm.

lol

Had to literally edit the assembly by hand because the compiler was generating wrong code.

wow

that sucks

Back in the CUDA 1.0 days.