#dank-memes (Discord ID: 372508286529961996) in /r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta), page 30


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2017-12-17 00:01:14 UTC

Sure, but my professor approached it from "Let's do it in C standard"

2017-12-17 00:01:26 UTC

you guys want to see some *prolog*?

2017-12-17 00:01:31 UTC

I mean, that's what I did

2017-12-17 00:01:34 UTC

THOSE AREN'T MEMES REEEEEEEEE

2017-12-17 00:01:52 UTC

I think we have enough cs people to justify our own channel

2017-12-17 00:01:53 UTC

We can dig up something from /r/ProgrammerHumor if you want @DanielKO

2017-12-17 00:01:53 UTC

<:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

2017-12-17 00:01:57 UTC

time to dump r/programmerhumor

2017-12-17 00:02:12 UTC

@Jab is also programmer

2017-12-17 00:02:20 UTC

I know

2017-12-17 00:02:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391741890665644043/devhumor-com_programs.jpg

2017-12-17 00:02:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391741926149193728/eRLPRd0.png

2017-12-17 00:02:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391741958399459328/tabs-spaces-both.png

2017-12-17 00:02:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391741980583133184/bp2toxf4kc401.png

2017-12-17 00:02:56 UTC

^that actually did work for me

2017-12-17 00:03:05 UTC
2017-12-17 00:03:11 UTC

classic memes

2017-12-17 00:03:23 UTC

god damnit you beat me to that one

2017-12-17 00:03:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391742139026898944/java-vs-cpp.gif

2017-12-17 00:03:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391742166801842176/6s8yeenm3a401.png

2017-12-17 00:04:10 UTC
2017-12-17 00:04:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391742376034566144/image.png

2017-12-17 00:04:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391742497489158159/VYZ6Dox.png

2017-12-17 00:05:04 UTC

@Legiondude you remember how to comment in DrRaket?

2017-12-17 00:05:11 UTC

;;

2017-12-17 00:05:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391742592070451212/difference-between-girls-and-guys-code.jpg

2017-12-17 00:05:15 UTC

yep

2017-12-17 00:05:19 UTC

FUCKING ASSHOLES

2017-12-17 00:05:24 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:05:39 UTC

Now for the real question, does my C.I.S. degree give me superpowers against feminists?

2017-12-17 00:06:00 UTC

>Be me
>learn java, c, C++
>comment = //
>get to DrRaket
>comment = ;

2017-12-17 00:06:07 UTC
2017-12-17 00:06:28 UTC

at my school CIS is a business degree 🀣

2017-12-17 00:06:35 UTC

It is as my school as well

2017-12-17 00:06:45 UTC

BSB

2017-12-17 00:06:48 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:06:50 UTC

also

2017-12-17 00:06:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391743008078430208/TXc2r4k.png

2017-12-17 00:07:04 UTC

@Legiondude congratz on ascending

2017-12-17 00:07:08 UTC

you are one of pepe's chosen

2017-12-17 00:07:11 UTC

here it's basically cs but people who couldn't do the math

2017-12-17 00:07:17 UTC

^

2017-12-17 00:07:17 UTC

The more male-dominated your field is, the more misogynistic you are, because if you were a true ally, you'd have committed suicide.

2017-12-17 00:07:22 UTC

we also have infomatics

2017-12-17 00:07:25 UTC

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

2017-12-17 00:07:38 UTC

we just added data science

2017-12-17 00:08:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391743418734346263/wvoo6fc5t6401.png

2017-12-17 00:09:10 UTC

print(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE);

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391743590113476618/y9y25tefi5401.png

2017-12-17 00:09:19 UTC

Aha! I've have finally realized the legend! That's right! You're not dealing with the average normie anymore, @Deleted User! I, Legiondude, have finally become...a Legendary Pepe Poster!

2017-12-17 00:09:36 UTC

Been waiting all day to post that quote

2017-12-17 00:09:42 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:09:44 UTC

One of the few female students that graduated with me, in Computer Sciences, was glowing with happiness some months later when she got promoted out of programming at her job, into only writing documentation.

2017-12-17 00:10:00 UTC

wow

2017-12-17 00:10:02 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 00:10:09 UTC

fucking hell

2017-12-17 00:10:22 UTC

I wonder why salary is lower
<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2017-12-17 00:10:26 UTC

πŸ€”

2017-12-17 00:10:42 UTC

No, she was still a "programmer". They just didn't let her touch the code anymore.

2017-12-17 00:11:15 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:11:17 UTC

why?

2017-12-17 00:11:21 UTC

she bad or?

2017-12-17 00:11:27 UTC

Yes.

2017-12-17 00:11:56 UTC

She was bad at it, and was getting frustrated. Then she found out she was happier writing documentation than coding.

2017-12-17 00:11:56 UTC

So why trust her with documentation?

2017-12-17 00:11:58 UTC

win-win

2017-12-17 00:12:01 UTC

ohhh

2017-12-17 00:12:02 UTC

ah

2017-12-17 00:12:07 UTC

that makes sense

2017-12-17 00:12:17 UTC

you always need someone to document

2017-12-17 00:12:36 UTC

so how far up in math did you guys have to take

2017-12-17 00:12:44 UTC

So she participated in all code reviews, writing down as the coders explained the changes, twice a week.

2017-12-17 00:12:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391744507726790657/open-source-docs-dont-have-to-suck-7-728.png

2017-12-17 00:13:03 UTC

Then they'd merge the documentation back into the code, once she wrote them.

2017-12-17 00:13:12 UTC

@meratrix I have to do up to discrete, calc 3, and vector algebra

2017-12-17 00:13:32 UTC

My degree required managerial accounting and up to Statistics II, but my first college I had a math minor on the side so I was tackling Calculus I @meratrix

2017-12-17 00:13:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391744732163997718/bready2die.png

2017-12-17 00:13:45 UTC

Basically, she was a secretary that understood code (once somebody explained the code to her.)

2017-12-17 00:13:57 UTC

@Durtle02 lolllololololol

2017-12-17 00:14:03 UTC

Fucking nullpointer

2017-12-17 00:14:07 UTC

LITTEALY ME RIGHT NOW

2017-12-17 00:14:13 UTC

we have to do up to calc 3 and linear algebra, and a stat class in R

2017-12-17 00:14:28 UTC

oh shit

2017-12-17 00:14:35 UTC

also have to take 1 stats class

2017-12-17 00:14:45 UTC

"Business" Statistics II was absolute BS. Basically grabbed my textbook from Statistics I and did all the work and tests without ever contacting my professor or hearing a lecture

2017-12-17 00:14:55 UTC

I forget about that one because the math department doesn't teach it

2017-12-17 00:15:06 UTC

2 DIMENSIONAL HASHMAP MAKE ME WISH I WAS DEAD

2017-12-17 00:15:34 UTC

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON 3 DIMENSIONAL HASHMAPS

2017-12-17 00:15:41 UTC

KILL ME

2017-12-17 00:15:46 UTC

you guys remember this?

2017-12-17 00:15:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391745259953979408/open-source-docs-dont-have-to-suck-7-728.png

2017-12-17 00:16:06 UTC

wait I mean this

2017-12-17 00:16:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391745342955061248/karintro1.png

2017-12-17 00:16:18 UTC

Oh god, those things

2017-12-17 00:16:34 UTC

karnaugh maps

2017-12-17 00:16:38 UTC

Just finished that class, praying for that class curve

2017-12-17 00:16:44 UTC

Hey guys remember this

2017-12-17 00:16:44 UTC

K-maps are the best

2017-12-17 00:16:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391745500941910046/guy-with-gun-in-mouth.png

2017-12-17 00:16:52 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 00:16:54 UTC

me erre day

2017-12-17 00:17:08 UTC

When the student loans hit me next month, that'll probably be me

2017-12-17 00:17:12 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:17:28 UTC

any of you guys learn about logical languages?

2017-12-17 00:17:44 UTC

Not in my degree program

2017-12-17 00:17:59 UTC

@Deleted User This is a Scala snippet by the way

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391745810104057856/Capture.GIF

2017-12-17 00:18:12 UTC

huh

2017-12-17 00:18:15 UTC

wait

2017-12-17 00:18:24 UTC

why fuck are there arrows

2017-12-17 00:18:27 UTC

=>

2017-12-17 00:18:28 UTC

why

2017-12-17 00:18:33 UTC

-> is superior

2017-12-17 00:18:37 UTC

fuck =>

2017-12-17 00:18:44 UTC

they do different things

2017-12-17 00:19:02 UTC

Functional language designers have a hard-on for arrows.

2017-12-17 00:19:06 UTC

And parenthesis.

2017-12-17 00:19:27 UTC

yeah, I keep forgetting that parenthesis in Scala are used for arrays, and not brackets

2017-12-17 00:19:32 UTC

keeps screwing with me

2017-12-17 00:19:42 UTC

Everytime I see the wierd stuff another language is doing, I begin to think "I just want to go back to C++ where everything is sane"

Then I remember, it's C++

2017-12-17 00:19:53 UTC
2017-12-17 00:20:00 UTC

[] != array?

2017-12-17 00:20:02 UTC

C++ is fucking great.

2017-12-17 00:20:03 UTC

πŸ”«

2017-12-17 00:20:12 UTC

no @Deleted User () == array!

2017-12-17 00:20:23 UTC

C++ is good

2017-12-17 00:20:31 UTC

So far, everyone that said "I'll do C++ better than C++" fucked up.

2017-12-17 00:20:42 UTC

anyone ever used prolog?

2017-12-17 00:20:47 UTC

@DanielKO what about C#?

2017-12-17 00:20:58 UTC

cout << "This is a stupid print statement";

2017-12-17 00:21:15 UTC

@meratrix you forgot to #include <iostream>

2017-12-17 00:21:26 UTC

#include <fml>

2017-12-17 00:21:34 UTC

C# fucked up, they started by stripping out important features of C++, only to add them later claiming the language "evolved". No you dipshits, you didn't know how important those things were when you decided to not have them.

2017-12-17 00:21:52 UTC

what'd they strip out

2017-12-17 00:21:57 UTC

I don't know any c#

2017-12-17 00:22:00 UTC

std::cout << "I didn't learn this format until after I left my first college";

2017-12-17 00:22:09 UTC

C# has automatic garbage collection

2017-12-17 00:22:13 UTC

nice

2017-12-17 00:22:32 UTC

C: free(Me of my life)

2017-12-17 00:22:38 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:22:46 UTC

so no one here has used prolog?

2017-12-17 00:22:50 UTC

nope

2017-12-17 00:22:50 UTC

Not I

2017-12-17 00:23:15 UTC

Scheme/Racket, VB.net, C/C++03, C#

2017-12-17 00:23:37 UTC

And I guess HTML/JS/ASP.NET if you don't throw too big of an anyeurism

2017-12-17 00:23:54 UTC

My first language was Visual Basic, I know, crucify me

2017-12-17 00:23:55 UTC

For instance, C# started out without partial types, generics, lambdas, object initializers, optional parameters...

2017-12-17 00:24:01 UTC

>HTML
>Programming language

2017-12-17 00:24:06 UTC

choose one

2017-12-17 00:24:07 UTC

Was enums missing too?

2017-12-17 00:24:12 UTC

but at least visual basic isn't html

2017-12-17 00:24:23 UTC

no

2017-12-17 00:24:27 UTC

enums are in C#

2017-12-17 00:24:39 UTC

Like I said, if you don't throw *too* hard an anyeurism

2017-12-17 00:24:46 UTC

But it sounds good to the technologically illiterate

2017-12-17 00:25:13 UTC

it didn't have lambas, those are like the one thing in JavaScript I actually liked

2017-12-17 00:25:29 UTC

I T W O N T S T O P

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391747696228040704/bready2die.png

2017-12-17 00:25:37 UTC

Programming in dank memes<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2017-12-17 00:25:43 UTC

it is dank

2017-12-17 00:25:58 UTC

My college made me take VB and HTML before they let me into the class for magical Javascript and ASP.NET

2017-12-17 00:26:41 UTC
2017-12-17 00:27:39 UTC

wat is a classic

2017-12-17 00:28:29 UTC

Yeah

2017-12-17 00:28:34 UTC

>javascript

2017-12-17 00:28:36 UTC

kek

2017-12-17 00:30:33 UTC

Basically the class was for making basic websites from scratch in ASP.NET, so we spent 2/3rds of it going over the basics of HTML and Javascript <:what:382980756139409409>

2017-12-17 00:30:40 UTC

that was pretty good

2017-12-17 00:30:52 UTC

you guys want to see some prolog code?

2017-12-17 00:30:56 UTC

sure

2017-12-17 00:30:57 UTC

sure

2017-12-17 00:34:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391750004760641546/Null.png

2017-12-17 00:35:20 UTC

so given:
int foo(int x, int y)
{
if (y <= 0)
{
return x;
}
if (x <= 0)
{
return y;
}
if (x >= y)
{
return x+foo(x - 3, y);
}
if (x < y)
{
return y+foo(x, y - 2);
}
}

2017-12-17 00:35:54 UTC

^
above code is C++

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(Y=0;Y<0),
Z is X, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X<0;X=0),
Z is Y, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X=Y;X>Y),
K is X-3,
foo(K,Y,S),
Z is S + X.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
X

2017-12-17 00:36:09 UTC

MEπŸ”«

2017-12-17 00:36:15 UTC

jesus

2017-12-17 00:36:22 UTC

Also, why not a switch statement for C++?

2017-12-17 00:36:46 UTC

This is HelloWorld

2017-12-17 00:36:47 UTC

>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++.

2017-12-17 00:36:52 UTC

This is in BrainFuck

2017-12-17 00:37:04 UTC

```cpp
int foo(int x, int y)
{
if (y <= 0)
return x;
if (x <= 0)
return y;
if (x >= y)
return x+foo(x - 3, y);
else
return y+foo(x, y - 2);
}```

2017-12-17 00:37:12 UTC

@Legiondude cuz I was lazy

2017-12-17 00:37:29 UTC

What's the tags to encapsulate code in Discord's formatting @DanielKO ?

2017-12-17 00:37:45 UTC

\`\`\`cpp
code here
\`\`\`

2017-12-17 00:38:07 UTC

```BrainFuck >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++. ```

2017-12-17 00:38:20 UTC

```
cout<<"Prolog is Weird"<

2017-12-17 00:38:36 UTC

Try "bf"

2017-12-17 00:38:49 UTC

```bf >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++. ```

2017-12-17 00:38:51 UTC

nope

2017-12-17 00:38:57 UTC

probably doesn't exist for BrainFuck

2017-12-17 00:39:01 UTC

it is just a meme language

2017-12-17 00:39:06 UTC

\`\`\`bf
code here, new line you faggot
\`\`\`

2017-12-17 00:39:19 UTC

```bf
>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++.
```

2017-12-17 00:39:21 UTC

shit

2017-12-17 00:39:23 UTC

it does work

2017-12-17 00:39:37 UTC

so what did you guys think of prolog?

2017-12-17 00:39:41 UTC

cancer

2017-12-17 00:39:51 UTC

exactly

2017-12-17 00:39:59 UTC

It does its job, I don't think I'll ever use it.

2017-12-17 00:40:03 UTC

```prolog
foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(Y=0;Y<0),
Z is X, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X<0;X=0),
Z is Y, !.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
(X=Y;X>Y),
K is X-3,
foo(K,Y,S),
Z is S + X.

foo(X,Y,Z) :-
X

2017-12-17 00:40:42 UTC

So is it time to poke JDM for a CompSci channel?

2017-12-17 00:41:01 UTC

#geeks

2017-12-17 00:41:50 UTC

```scala
import scala.collection.mutable

object MyClass {
def main(args: Array[String]) {
val argsLength = args.length - 1
val m = mutable.LinkedHashMap[Int, String]()

for(i <- 0 to argsLength) {
m += (i -> args(i))

}
m.foreach((kv: (Int, String)) => println(kv._1 + ":\t" + kv._2))

}

}
```

2017-12-17 00:42:12 UTC

This is the library Discord uses: https://highlightjs.org/static/demo/

2017-12-17 00:43:04 UTC

cool

2017-12-17 00:43:41 UTC

@JDM_WAAAT The votes have been cast! We need a #geeks channel

2017-12-17 00:44:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391752377662701571/1513460299299.png

2017-12-17 00:44:11 UTC

now you guys want some real cancer code?

2017-12-17 00:44:12 UTC

Only a cuck would say that

2017-12-17 00:44:22 UTC

heh

2017-12-17 00:44:37 UTC

Maybe have a hobbies category and put stuff like <#385307110813990913> and #code in there

2017-12-17 00:45:12 UTC

Fuck firearms, it's lame.

2017-12-17 00:45:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391752733142810625/image-21-1.jpg

2017-12-17 00:45:35 UTC

wow rude

2017-12-17 00:45:39 UTC

Teamwork

2017-12-17 00:45:43 UTC

πŸ‘Œ

2017-12-17 00:46:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391752862566449152/image_28.jpg

2017-12-17 00:46:03 UTC

We need a #geeks and a #games channel.

2017-12-17 00:46:08 UTC

^^^

2017-12-17 00:46:30 UTC

Only soccer moms and the weak fear everyday tools like firearms.

2017-12-17 00:46:38 UTC

And a #meta channel too.

2017-12-17 00:46:47 UTC

Been saying that since I joined.

2017-12-17 00:46:59 UTC

la $s5, ans6
addi $t8, $zero, 3
addi $t9, $zero, 2
div $t1, $t8
#addi $s5, $HI, 0
mfhi $s5
add $s5, $s5, $t7
mult $s5, $t8
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
div $s5, $t5
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
sub $s5, $t3, $s5
la $a0, answer6
li $v0, 4
syscall
la $a0, 0($s5)
li $v0, 1
syscall
la $a0, space
li $v0, 4
syscall

2017-12-17 00:47:00 UTC

AND A MUSIC BOT

2017-12-17 00:47:10 UTC

how is that code?

2017-12-17 00:47:16 UTC

Looks like JDM already checked out

2017-12-17 00:48:01 UTC

```MIPS
la $s5, ans6
addi $t8, $zero, 3
addi $t9, $zero, 2
div $t1, $t8
#addi $s5, $HI, 0
mfhi $s5
add $s5, $s5, $t7
mult $s5, $t8
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
div $s5, $t5
#addi $s5, $LO, 0
mflo $s5
sub $s5, $t3, $s5
la $a0, answer6
li $v0, 4
syscall
la $a0, 0($s5)
li $v0, 1
syscall
la $a0, space
li $v0, 4
syscall
```

2017-12-17 00:48:05 UTC

wow

2017-12-17 00:48:06 UTC

I put this in a #nsfw channel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/391753387714019338/unknown.png

2017-12-17 00:48:07 UTC

Or just join jdm's other discord

2017-12-17 00:48:11 UTC

that fggot ha his own?

2017-12-17 00:48:41 UTC

He has a youtube channel too

2017-12-17 00:49:02 UTC

Getting back on topic

2017-12-17 00:49:04 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:49:25 UTC

fag only comes here to complain about people talking in <#377519392956874752>

2017-12-17 00:49:42 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:49:46 UTC

like JDM

2017-12-17 00:50:05 UTC

any of you guys ever had to program in assembly?

2017-12-17 00:50:14 UTC

Yes.

2017-12-17 00:50:33 UTC

that was most cancer

2017-12-17 00:51:32 UTC

Worst assembly I had to deal with was CUDA/PTX asm.

2017-12-17 00:51:42 UTC

lol

2017-12-17 00:51:47 UTC

Had to literally edit the assembly by hand because the compiler was generating wrong code.

2017-12-17 00:51:57 UTC

wow

2017-12-17 00:52:01 UTC

that sucks

2017-12-17 00:52:18 UTC

Back in the CUDA 1.0 days.

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