byzantines be like 'wtf are camels'

@What Would Jack Conte Do? how dare you logic in memes

how dare i

Imagine not having axle buggy based carriages <:Deus_Think:505447701589000192>

Islamic world still used donkeys for quite a while

They still do?

<:oof:494878589406150657>

The Magic of combustion-engines is dark and filthy

Transport by donkey best transport

Except camel

Thats better

Mule is best transport

*laughs in devastated supply lines*

battle of hatin was only won because of camels change my mind

and fire

Ass is best transport

no

lemurs are best pack animals

you can use 100's of them

to pull heavy weights

@MountainMan Was that the one in a volcano crater <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

@desert hamster you aren't wrong

The greatest force multiplier

No it was the one were saladin ordered the Grass around the christians to be lit @vaibhav265

Then with camels they just went back and forth shooting the crusader

Devestating them

<:shap:497652686603288576>

Every single crusader was either killed or taken prisoner. The battle of hatin was so harsh it stopped the Christian world from keep on going for many many years

Snd it was Why the muslims could Then reconquer Jerusalem without any problems

As usual, the britbongs got the last laugh

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I believe that it eas the king of the franks (remind me if I’m wrong) who after the battle Basically condemned his whole army to death because he indirectly told saladin to fuck off <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

?

Saladin offered water, which is an old custom In the middle East that the person would show mercy on the other side, he had not allowed nobles or kings killed etc. But the king of franks gave the water away to someone else

I think that doesn't sound right

So Saladin cut his head off

Ah yeah after the battle of Hattin

Yes

Not exactly like that

After the battle

but similaar

rey throws away the light saber

Luke CATCHES the light saber

and then flips off Rian Johnson

actual scene

It was the King of Jerusalem, and Raynald of Chatillon

Ahhh right! Thanks mate

Muh space fantasy

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I knew it was some king But I Forgot which <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

Raynald of Chatillon started the war because he kept raiding Saracen caravans even killing Saladin's sister

thus breaking the fragile truce

yos

Saladin crushed the crusader army at Hattin, and captured both the leaders, he offered water with ice to Guy (King of Jerusalem) and once finished passed the remaining water to Raynold, to which Saladin struck the cup to the floor as Raynold didn't deserve it

He then executed him but spared Guy's life saying that Kings shouldn't kill each other

unironically the most used thing in all of real history <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> @vaibhav265

@MountainMan Have you played Age of Empires II?

No I have never

I imagined, there is an entire campaign devoted to Saladin

😳

based? based

It's told from the perspective of a captured Frankish knight who becomes Saladin's servant and scribe

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Imagine living in a time where history isn't bad

You get to siege Jerusalem and take it back from the Crusaders, it's pretty epic

*Did you say siege Jerusalem* <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

based anglogang 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿🇮🇳

and we'll do it again

you can't

yes we can

how, you can't even control your own contry

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 they already captured London

America isn't shut in her room like a moody teenager anymore

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

Screeching autism isn't better

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 We aren't fighting everyone else's wars for them anymore, either. Go get shot yourself. Unless you get attacked, and are an ACTUAL ally, get fucked.

Who mentioned me 😡

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

It's ok, America is still young but Family is what matters

WITH FIRE AND BLOOD @vaibhav265

Its empire time boys! <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Like we arent already <:kek:590371888480387073>

Woke

First win your own independence, then dream of conquest.

Ok beta

@vaibhav265 If we went balls to the wall, we could conquer the world

Unironically

You honestly couldn't.

@Son of Rome

Okay beta @EnderOctanus

You would have to defeat the US Navy. With your one shitty aircraft carrier. Seriously. Modernize your military before dreaming too big for your britches, Brits.

Im not a brit you dribbler

The idea is to be allies with the us you sperg

lol Ireland being pushed away

@Capitán Alatriste Still true, theyre potato niggers. Not anglos

Might as well be one, and also I'm the only sanctioned retard in the server, quit it.

The two aircraft carriers get some logistical help from the USMC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Thank us later, cuck islanders

We'll be there when you start wars you cant fight

No we won't, why would we do that?

Weve done it 3 times <:kek:590371888480387073>

If they get attacked okay. But if they start shit it's their own fault.

Go for 4 ez

@EnderOctanus how many aircraft carriers do you have <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Aussies also have light carriers

Most of the ones that exist.

WW1: Britbongs started it
WW2: Britbongs started it by not capitulating and ignoring all the Nazi peace deals
Falklan Islands: Britbongs could let those poor Argentinians have a stupid island

Which will have f35s soon

Are the flight decks rated for those VTOL models? Or will the jets melt through them like the American carriers?

A light carrier? What the fuck good is that against carrier groups made up of ACTUAL nuclear carriers?

Try conquering the world with internal conflicts from people who don't want to conquer the world

@Fitzydog Hear me out. Night of Rope all the liberals

Why would you be retarded enough to go to war against the US Navy

@vaibhav265 Death wish 🤷‍♂️

@Son of Rome I'm talking about a large part of our military

They don't want to be overseas

Service by requirement, if you appear to not be fully committed to the US Empire you get shot in the head B)

Trench warfare rules

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Okay hitler

No one wins then

Fascist and proud <:high_iq:382980759012638731>

Who's winning there?

The person who isn’t shot <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Forceful conquest will breed only resentment and uprising.

^

FALSE

Not if they are all dead

Okay, CHILD

Forceful conquest will unite the world under one banner. Because everyone who resented or didnt want it would be dead <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Find people willing to murder all the civilians then.

When was the last time the native americans rebelled

Or the abos or maori

And we will be sure to kill them.

@vaibhav265 What percent of the indians are left? 1 I think?

If that?

Genocide works, trust me

I dont see any apache raiding parties B)

That wasn't all due to intentional genocide.

Imagine being so immature that thinking world domination by force is a good thing. What, are you guys 12yo?

sure

Its just for the purposes of trade

Imagine being so immature that thinking city states are a viable form of government in the 21st century

What are you, retarded?

And securing those trade routes

You're suggesting I live under a government that believes civilians are just as valid targets as men with guns. That government will turn on me eventually.

Wait. Youre a paddy. That answers that question <:kek:590371888480387073>

.... Why would I take your opinion into consideration?

@Son of Rome less then 1% <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

I will become world king and make all meals be only ice cream <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

Okay, it's the toddler hour. I'm out lol

waah waah 😭

we're not the ones with retarded neofeudalist beliefs lmao

@galesteppes Thanks be to Allah ☪️

Pbuh

@galesteppes You don't even have any beliefs, so stfu

A government sufficiently intent upon mass murder to conquer the world will also be willing to mass murder it's own citizens to reach its goals. I would die before seeing America become this.

Id rather have no beliefs than support neofeudalism 🧠

I'd rather be a LIBERAL

gasp

<:oof:494878589406150657>

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

would you rather be a commie?

No.

I get this feeling that you have no basis for that statement other than to make memes

Like seriously how are you making @Fitzydog and I agree?

@Capitán Alatriste https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/03/spain_tells_mexico_hell_no_following_amlos_demand_for_an_apology_for_colonial_conquest.html based

Seriously tho, neo feudalism is cringe af

^

This tbh

Because he's only meming @EnderOctanus

He's put zero thought into his own convictions

We didn't say "Hell, no!" though

I read about that, good for spain

Slowly but surely uncucking

You all can suck my dick until you Come back with actual arguments against my positions instead of just spouting buzzwords for internet social points

Whats happening with that Spanish enclave in Africa?

Who argued against your positions?

No one so far

Okay.

Just "HURR DURR, better than your ideas. They're GAY!"

@vaibhav265 What's meant to happen with them?

@Fitzydog : dEbAtE mE fAgGoT

@Capitán Alatriste Heard something about how the border fence was to be removed

SILENCE, NPC

@vaibhav265 fake news

Thought so

Still waiting for them to electrify that fence

@Son of Rome few of these wouldn’t hurt

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Would a .50 rubber bullet be lethal?

Lol. Probably

Considering the rubber 12 gauge slugs crack ribs

Find a way to make it not deadly so we can setup machinegun nests all along the Mexican border with overlapping fields of fire.

Its nerf or nothing

Rubber bullets are just a larp

Real men use .50 incin

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

Honestly nobody would charge machineguns even if they didn't kill you.

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Well. Almost nobody.

Heck, maxim guns would suffice

The bravest of the brave and all that

Non-lethal landmines should be possible though.

dont underestimate Maxim guns. they can fire for weeks as long you feed them water and ammo

Piss

Africa wasnt ready for the machine gun <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

the Vickers, the replacement for the maxim has the record for longest continuous firing of any guns without any brakes. one week was spent to fire ca 5 million rounds when they did retire the gun
https://www.forgottenweapons.com/paean-to-the-vickers-gun/

Thanks to it, Rhodesia was a land both fair and great

@Son of Rome https://youtu.be/heswhxmGRkc

BASED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

"The bravest of the brave could never match our maxim gun" <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

@vaibhav265 Dont be sad king, Rhodesians never die 🙂

@Son of Rome https://youtu.be/sfI9M0s_iUc heres a rare one for you

Oooh, rare pepe

https://youtu.be/gs5IH76mwCM

@Son of Rome https://youtu.be/MlA0PJyl0Eg 🇺🇸

(((Cohan)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV9s1a6AZT0

https://youtu.be/Jj9STmoRkeA

Canada died with the red ensign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enlD0xjmkKM

https://youtu.be/4NXFCDgyanA

WE'LL FIGHT AND WE'LL CONQUER AGAIN AND AGAIN

This mad lad went to my high school

Painting by a very close friend of mine, what do you guys think

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Freyberg,_1st_Baron_Freyberg?wprov=sfti1

@Son of Rome the people don't look life like enough

@Son of Rome Maybe architecture is a better choice for you, I can recommend a chap named Albert.

I hear he likes building offices and parade grounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

>When you're tending to your wheat fields and you hear this playing over the hill

TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW

Chance of colonization: 100%

These rustics are so inept

Nearly takes the honour out of victory

Nearly

🇬🇧

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU