because they were fucking incompetent

And they spent 6 hours of my time to choose gay colours

haha

"yo I made this cool wave"
'okay but you've given me a square image and it needs to three times as wide as the artwork you've supplied'
"can't you just stretch it to fit?"

I ended up just showing them the same colours regardless and they didn't even notice

are you fucking kidding???

@turtwig r/assholedesign

you really need practical people for that, 'artists' are trying too hard to express themselves instead of just doing the job

its amazing that you can get an ego from making an AD

you can get an ego from anything

walk up in the club like you the nigga that designed the label for pepto bismol

haha

fuck every hoe in the room

I swipe left on women who claim they're artists

I'm that practical person @AlanPowell

nice, do you still hire people though?

nah

there aren't real artists anymore

>using dating apps
>being a man
pick one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Cuban

This guy's running in 2020

He's an Ayn Rand libertarian/Conservative

i dont vote for reality tv stars

.....

i know what youre thinking

Anyways, if the economy tanks and Trump loses support, I'll put my weight behind this guy

what about his insider trading allegation

https://www.google.com/search?q=dow+jones&oq=dow+j&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j69i61j0j69i60j69i61.3917j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Is it finaly happening?

that's interesting, i thought he was a PC bro @Fitzydog

@Fitzydog😱

That a buff boi

https://twitter.com/TheBubbleBubble/status/1077249257785249792?s=19

not good

what does this mean to dirtbroke niggers like me tho

https://youtu.be/gjapZcC-PVc

Channel I was subscribed to for Minecraft animations pulls this shit

<:what:382980756139409409>

client comes to us for technical drawings and shit then takes our drawings to the design company and says "do an arts" and invariably they come up with something that absolutely does not work

and then I have to fix it all

all i know is red line go down means not good @M4Gunner

RED LINE BAD

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

@galesteppes red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

hes playing Pathfinder on a COMPUTER

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

are you going to unsubscribe? @Ondsinet

I hear the pathfinder game is actually pretty baller

@galesteppes red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

minecraft squad turns out to be commie neets
no surprise there

@Den Röda Smurfen unoriginal

@turtwig youre gay lol

youre mom gay

no your

😂

you die now

how is there so much washing up

ffff

when people say tradition is bad, it makes me think they haven't actually thought that hard about it

@AlanPowell I used to be Atheist+, now I call myself a Christian

no ur gay

what do you mean by that?

no ive never been athiest++

Mean what?

you're are gay

w

I want to un-pill

and be a normie again

take blue

xanax

was that just a piece of information, or were you trying to make a point that i'm missing?

Oh, that traditions are important and are the backbone of our culture and society

oh right, agreed

I listen to political shit while I'm driving and get so angry it's not good

Atheist+ are like "Religion is cancer, and all traditions must be eliminated"

im not into arbitrary traditions but their premise is just obnoxious

"everything is shit except postmodernism"

turtdozer coming

🐢
💩
🚽

the left have a narrative of progress that a lot of people don't even think about, they just absorb it
it turns into the "it's 2018, come on people" fallacy

Progressing towards what?

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

better stuff

NEW stuff

like an answering machine that turns your teapot on if you ask it nicely

Old stuff bad, new stuff good

yup

not enough presents

you suck

That's why I don't trust Steven Pinker or Bret and Eric Weinstein

one child does not need this much shit

@AlanPowell nope

Only gift niceties, not gimmicks or toys <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

did you get the Lepin tank @turtwig

TOYS!!!!

you need to mix up the wrapping paper

@Fitzydog you say that like you think I had any input on this

bahaha I know you didnt

@Fitzydog niceties are expensive

👩 💸

gift food

<:sad:382980750347206666>

I bought him a Kindle fire thing

who gives food for gifts

this is not a 3rd world country

she bought everything else

@M4Gunner Niceties are things that would make life a bit easier, but you put off buying all year, like a new frying pan or comfy socks

he's gonna have like 10 miles of car track by the end of tomorrow

socks and underwear are really good gifts when you get older

if someone gives me a tube of shitty summer sausage for christmas im never speaking to them again unless theyre some asshole from work

gib toolz

theyd have to know what specific socks and underwear i get

she got me 4 pairs of jeans lol

gib Skilsaw

you sound like a total diva

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> 🛠

black satin briefs

When I get married Im going to run my own house

not like turtwig

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Dad got an oscillating tool and LED headlights, mom got a new wood burning iron, rivet gun, leather tools, and a rug

i hear those oscillating tools are freegin worthless

I got my parents the same thing ive been getting them for the last 10 years

idk, he wanted one

a big ol' jar of jelly belly jelly beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxFn96XjOI

for some reason i pictured a wood burning iron as a clothes iron that runs on wood <:thronk:441701565607444482>

> Milwaukee

there's your problem

I got a corded one

isnt it just a power drill with a gay handle?

@turtwig stop bullying your parents smh

More like a small sander head on a power drill

hm

But they make those for power drills

It vibrates a lot to do your cutting

lol we have an air powered orbital sander at work

i had to unpaint the side of a house with one

it's the good shit

now youre talking

the vibration is the worst part about those things, and the blades are usually shit

so its a dremel dildo?

hottt

u gay young man

Yes, dremel dildo

let me patent that

how dare you say something gay on Jesus's birthday

rest of the tools we use are Makita battery tools

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There needs to be a dildo attachment for the orbital tool

✝

that sounds fatal

<:GWslippyPeepoHugged:407618441017688064> ✝ <:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832>

Better than a sawzall

somebody call a jesus

vis sittar al i venten os spira lite dota

so you can get friction burns on your butthole?

we got a whole bunch of loose fags in here

what a mess

🎵 💪🏿 🎵

@LumpyAcidFish thats not th e lyrics

@M4Gunner I bet you're not even going to church at midnight

that seems a bit late doesnt it?

eretic

shush

gay

hush faggot

it's time for jesus now

how would you know

your not german

actually i am part german

>your not german

the song is in swedish

you fucking retard

you cant stop me

dude

its all eurogarbage to me

🍔 <:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162> 🇺🇸

shut up mutt

you barely know your own language lol

<:oof:494878589406150657>

🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨

only latin allowed

no mexicans

<:no_anime:382980749785169940>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JATBbjsuFMA

kyrie eleison
kyrie eleison
kyrie eleison

Aeterni Parentis splendorem aeternum
Velatum sub carne videbimus.
Deum infantem pannis involutum.
Venite, adoremus Dominum.
Venite, adoremus Dominum.
Venite, adoremus Dominum.

✝

<:deus_vult:382980746727522305>

tfw, we'll never get Sargon's crusades video because of Patreon being the big gay.

https://www.primaryarms.com/spikes-tactical-crusader-w-12-m-lok-dynacomp-2-str5525-m2d

Just look at this AR.

"The selector markings on the left side are ‘Pax Pacis, Bellum, and Deus Vult.’"

*Whistles.*

This AR is literally just one big meme.

Nah. Needs big tittied anime girl figures dangling from it, like it's a phone.

Crusader-chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NnSB0o3gsA&t=130s

He fucking speaks Gaelic.

Gae

You mean Scots?

no

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoOQjg-GFs

If you don’t sin then Jesus has died for nothing

He just wanted to play videogames.

#MeToo

Jesus just wanted to play video games

but then he got born

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H37Go1wJHHk

This had more effort put into it than Fallout 76.

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1077296065139884032

Merry Christmas to all of you ! 🎄

Is that ironic or real?

Merry Christmas

i'm pretty sure that is a parody account if that is what you are asking

@Skyeranger merry christmas

Wait Trump said that?

Look I dunno if I want a wall made by college students.

It's just a shitty Facebook meme

I doubt Trump has the authority to forgive loans on a whim

He doesn't.

He could encourage legislation on it though.

And seeing how much Democrats love that shit, plenty would support it.

I will build wall for loan forgiveness

Might aswell build the wall for pay

they could do both

since they garnish my tax return every year 😂 🔫

https://www.gofundme.com/thetrumpwall

$16.7M 🤷🏿

```•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com 
•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com 
•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com 
•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com ```

not sure they needed that four times

and if the gov doesn't accept the money, that dude is gonna have a billion dollars to rebuild his body into a cybernetic killing machine 👌

nice

We have the Technology <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

would need to get a speaker built into his body

to play the bionic sound effect

Real men having hair... celebrate chest

Body hair is disgusting btw

kinky

https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/201812181070772628-Iranian-General-Dies-Accidental-Gun-Cleaning/

guys i bought 2 stronk beers for the impending festivities

the holiday cheer just dont stop with this tank

yo guys whens christmas