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2018-12-24 19:15:03 UTC

because they were fucking incompetent

2018-12-24 19:15:21 UTC

And they spent 6 hours of my time to choose gay colours

2018-12-24 19:15:35 UTC

haha

2018-12-24 19:15:55 UTC

"yo I made this cool wave"
'okay but you've given me a square image and it needs to three times as wide as the artwork you've supplied'
"can't you just stretch it to fit?"

2018-12-24 19:15:58 UTC

I ended up just showing them the same colours regardless and they didn't even notice

2018-12-24 19:16:00 UTC

are you fucking kidding???

2018-12-24 19:16:22 UTC

@turtwig r/assholedesign

2018-12-24 19:17:06 UTC

you really need practical people for that, 'artists' are trying too hard to express themselves instead of just doing the job

2018-12-24 19:17:27 UTC

its amazing that you can get an ego from making an AD

2018-12-24 19:17:45 UTC

you can get an ego from anything

2018-12-24 19:18:01 UTC

walk up in the club like you the nigga that designed the label for pepto bismol

2018-12-24 19:18:21 UTC

haha

2018-12-24 19:18:23 UTC

fuck every hoe in the room

2018-12-24 19:18:39 UTC

I swipe left on women who claim they're artists

2018-12-24 19:18:43 UTC

I'm that practical person @AlanPowell

2018-12-24 19:19:07 UTC

nice, do you still hire people though?

2018-12-24 19:19:45 UTC

nah

2018-12-24 19:20:42 UTC

there aren't real artists anymore

2018-12-24 19:21:26 UTC

>using dating apps
>being a man
pick one

2018-12-24 19:22:42 UTC

This guy's running in 2020

2018-12-24 19:23:04 UTC

He's an Ayn Rand libertarian/Conservative

2018-12-24 19:23:24 UTC

i dont vote for reality tv stars

2018-12-24 19:23:43 UTC

.....

2018-12-24 19:24:01 UTC

i know what youre thinking

2018-12-24 19:24:37 UTC

Anyways, if the economy tanks and Trump loses support, I'll put my weight behind this guy

2018-12-24 19:26:35 UTC

what about his insider trading allegation

2018-12-24 19:27:06 UTC

Is it finaly happening?

2018-12-24 19:27:18 UTC

that's interesting, i thought he was a PC bro @Fitzydog

2018-12-24 19:27:52 UTC
2018-12-24 19:28:01 UTC

That a buff boi

2018-12-24 19:28:45 UTC

not good

2018-12-24 19:30:20 UTC

what does this mean to dirtbroke niggers like me tho

2018-12-24 19:30:53 UTC

Channel I was subscribed to for Minecraft animations pulls this shit

2018-12-24 19:30:55 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

2018-12-24 19:30:58 UTC

client comes to us for technical drawings and shit then takes our drawings to the design company and says "do an arts" and invariably they come up with something that absolutely does not work

2018-12-24 19:31:02 UTC

and then I have to fix it all

2018-12-24 19:31:14 UTC

all i know is red line go down means not good @M4Gunner

2018-12-24 19:31:57 UTC

RED LINE BAD

2018-12-24 19:32:01 UTC

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-24 19:32:04 UTC

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-24 19:32:14 UTC

@galesteppes red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-24 19:32:50 UTC

hes playing Pathfinder on a COMPUTER

2018-12-24 19:32:55 UTC

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-24 19:32:58 UTC

are you going to unsubscribe? @Ondsinet

2018-12-24 19:33:12 UTC

I hear the pathfinder game is actually pretty baller

2018-12-24 19:33:24 UTC

@galesteppes red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-12-24 19:33:38 UTC

minecraft squad turns out to be commie neets
no surprise there

2018-12-24 19:33:43 UTC
2018-12-24 19:33:53 UTC

@turtwig youre gay lol

2018-12-24 19:34:06 UTC

youre mom gay

2018-12-24 19:34:23 UTC

no your

2018-12-24 19:34:24 UTC

😂

2018-12-24 19:34:27 UTC

you die now

2018-12-24 19:34:34 UTC

how is there so much washing up

2018-12-24 19:34:36 UTC

ffff

2018-12-24 19:34:43 UTC

when people say tradition is bad, it makes me think they haven't actually thought that hard about it

2018-12-24 19:35:12 UTC

@AlanPowell I used to be Atheist+, now I call myself a Christian

2018-12-24 19:35:26 UTC

no ur gay

2018-12-24 19:35:41 UTC

what do you mean by that?

2018-12-24 19:35:47 UTC

no ive never been athiest++

2018-12-24 19:35:56 UTC

Mean what?

2018-12-24 19:36:00 UTC

you're are gay

2018-12-24 19:36:02 UTC

w

2018-12-24 19:36:12 UTC

I want to un-pill

2018-12-24 19:36:16 UTC

and be a normie again

2018-12-24 19:36:20 UTC

take blue

2018-12-24 19:36:27 UTC

xanax

2018-12-24 19:36:38 UTC

was that just a piece of information, or were you trying to make a point that i'm missing?

2018-12-24 19:37:06 UTC

Oh, that traditions are important and are the backbone of our culture and society

2018-12-24 19:37:26 UTC

oh right, agreed

2018-12-24 19:37:46 UTC

I listen to political shit while I'm driving and get so angry it's not good

2018-12-24 19:37:55 UTC

Atheist+ are like "Religion is cancer, and all traditions must be eliminated"

2018-12-24 19:38:00 UTC

im not into arbitrary traditions but their premise is just obnoxious

2018-12-24 19:38:27 UTC

"everything is shit except postmodernism"

2018-12-24 19:38:30 UTC

turtdozer coming

2018-12-24 19:38:57 UTC

🐢
💩
🚽

2018-12-24 19:38:59 UTC

the left have a narrative of progress that a lot of people don't even think about, they just absorb it
it turns into the "it's 2018, come on people" fallacy

2018-12-24 19:39:15 UTC

Progressing towards what?

2018-12-24 19:39:24 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-12-24 19:39:24 UTC

better stuff

2018-12-24 19:39:30 UTC

NEW stuff

2018-12-24 19:39:50 UTC

like an answering machine that turns your teapot on if you ask it nicely

2018-12-24 19:39:52 UTC

Old stuff bad, new stuff good

2018-12-24 19:40:06 UTC

yup

2018-12-24 19:40:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/526846592234291201/20181224_193920.jpg

2018-12-24 19:40:31 UTC

not enough presents

2018-12-24 19:40:36 UTC

you suck

2018-12-24 19:40:36 UTC

That's why I don't trust Steven Pinker or Bret and Eric Weinstein

2018-12-24 19:40:48 UTC

one child does not need this much shit

2018-12-24 19:41:28 UTC
2018-12-24 19:41:30 UTC

Only gift niceties, not gimmicks or toys <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-12-24 19:41:43 UTC

did you get the Lepin tank @turtwig

TOYS!!!!

2018-12-24 19:42:01 UTC

you need to mix up the wrapping paper

2018-12-24 19:42:08 UTC

@Fitzydog you say that like you think I had any input on this

2018-12-24 19:42:18 UTC

bahaha I know you didnt

2018-12-24 19:42:19 UTC

@Fitzydog niceties are expensive

2018-12-24 19:42:23 UTC

👩 💸

2018-12-24 19:42:29 UTC

gift food

2018-12-24 19:42:34 UTC

<:sad:382980750347206666>

2018-12-24 19:42:55 UTC

I bought him a Kindle fire thing

2018-12-24 19:42:55 UTC

who gives food for gifts

2018-12-24 19:43:01 UTC

this is not a 3rd world country

2018-12-24 19:43:02 UTC

she bought everything else

2018-12-24 19:43:03 UTC

@M4Gunner Niceties are things that would make life a bit easier, but you put off buying all year, like a new frying pan or comfy socks

2018-12-24 19:43:35 UTC

he's gonna have like 10 miles of car track by the end of tomorrow

2018-12-24 19:43:37 UTC

socks and underwear are really good gifts when you get older

2018-12-24 19:43:40 UTC

if someone gives me a tube of shitty summer sausage for christmas im never speaking to them again unless theyre some asshole from work

2018-12-24 19:43:55 UTC

gib toolz

2018-12-24 19:43:59 UTC

theyd have to know what specific socks and underwear i get

2018-12-24 19:44:01 UTC

she got me 4 pairs of jeans lol

2018-12-24 19:44:10 UTC

gib Skilsaw

2018-12-24 19:44:17 UTC

you sound like a total diva

2018-12-24 19:44:18 UTC

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> 🛠

2018-12-24 19:45:13 UTC

black satin briefs

2018-12-24 19:45:22 UTC

When I get married Im going to run my own house

2018-12-24 19:45:27 UTC

not like turtwig

2018-12-24 19:45:30 UTC

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-12-24 19:45:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/526847981530513428/6128episkL._UX385_.jpg

2018-12-24 19:45:48 UTC

Dad got an oscillating tool and LED headlights, mom got a new wood burning iron, rivet gun, leather tools, and a rug

2018-12-24 19:46:08 UTC

i hear those oscillating tools are freegin worthless

2018-12-24 19:46:37 UTC

I got my parents the same thing ive been getting them for the last 10 years

2018-12-24 19:46:45 UTC

idk, he wanted one

2018-12-24 19:46:46 UTC

a big ol' jar of jelly belly jelly beans

2018-12-24 19:47:07 UTC

for some reason i pictured a wood burning iron as a clothes iron that runs on wood <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-12-24 19:47:11 UTC

> Milwaukee

2018-12-24 19:47:14 UTC

there's your problem

2018-12-24 19:47:27 UTC

I got a corded one

2018-12-24 19:47:48 UTC

isnt it just a power drill with a gay handle?

2018-12-24 19:47:56 UTC

@turtwig stop bullying your parents smh

2018-12-24 19:48:11 UTC

More like a small sander head on a power drill

2018-12-24 19:48:26 UTC

hm

2018-12-24 19:48:38 UTC

But they make those for power drills

2018-12-24 19:48:42 UTC

It vibrates a lot to do your cutting

2018-12-24 19:48:46 UTC

lol we have an air powered orbital sander at work

2018-12-24 19:48:47 UTC

i had to unpaint the side of a house with one

2018-12-24 19:48:51 UTC

it's the good shit

2018-12-24 19:49:01 UTC

now youre talking

2018-12-24 19:49:30 UTC

the vibration is the worst part about those things, and the blades are usually shit

2018-12-24 19:49:30 UTC

so its a dremel dildo?

2018-12-24 19:49:37 UTC

hottt

2018-12-24 19:49:43 UTC

u gay young man

2018-12-24 19:49:44 UTC

Yes, dremel dildo

2018-12-24 19:49:54 UTC

let me patent that

2018-12-24 19:50:03 UTC

how dare you say something gay on Jesus's birthday

2018-12-24 19:50:05 UTC

rest of the tools we use are Makita battery tools

2018-12-24 19:50:07 UTC

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-12-24 19:50:19 UTC

There needs to be a dildo attachment for the orbital tool

2018-12-24 19:50:30 UTC

2018-12-24 19:50:35 UTC

that sounds fatal

2018-12-24 19:50:53 UTC

<:GWslippyPeepoHugged:407618441017688064> ✝ <:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832>

2018-12-24 19:50:56 UTC

Better than a sawzall

2018-12-24 19:50:59 UTC

somebody call a jesus

2018-12-24 19:51:01 UTC

vis sittar al i venten os spira lite dota

2018-12-24 19:51:11 UTC

so you can get friction burns on your butthole?

2018-12-24 19:51:11 UTC

we got a whole bunch of loose fags in here

2018-12-24 19:51:14 UTC

what a mess

2018-12-24 19:51:17 UTC

🎵 💪🏿 🎵

2018-12-24 19:51:36 UTC

@LumpyAcidFish thats not th e lyrics

2018-12-24 19:51:53 UTC

@M4Gunner I bet you're not even going to church at midnight

2018-12-24 19:52:04 UTC

that seems a bit late doesnt it?

2018-12-24 19:52:22 UTC

eretic

2018-12-24 19:52:24 UTC

shush

2018-12-24 19:52:28 UTC

gay

2018-12-24 19:52:32 UTC

hush faggot

2018-12-24 19:52:45 UTC

it's time for jesus now

2018-12-24 19:53:04 UTC

how would you know

2018-12-24 19:53:06 UTC

your not german

2018-12-24 19:53:15 UTC

actually i am part german

2018-12-24 19:53:18 UTC

>your not german

2018-12-24 19:53:21 UTC

the song is in swedish

2018-12-24 19:53:23 UTC

you fucking retard

2018-12-24 19:53:24 UTC

you cant stop me

2018-12-24 19:53:27 UTC

dude

2018-12-24 19:53:30 UTC

its all eurogarbage to me

2018-12-24 19:53:35 UTC

🍔 <:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162> 🇺🇸

2018-12-24 19:53:41 UTC

shut up mutt

2018-12-24 19:53:45 UTC

you barely know your own language lol

2018-12-24 19:53:54 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2018-12-24 19:53:59 UTC

🔨 🔨 🔨 🔨

2018-12-24 19:54:08 UTC

only latin allowed

2018-12-24 19:54:16 UTC

no mexicans

2018-12-24 19:54:31 UTC

<:no_anime:382980749785169940>

2018-12-24 19:55:13 UTC

kyrie eleison
kyrie eleison
kyrie eleison

2018-12-24 19:57:24 UTC

Aeterni Parentis splendorem aeternum
Velatum sub carne videbimus.
Deum infantem pannis involutum.
Venite, adoremus Dominum.
Venite, adoremus Dominum.
Venite, adoremus Dominum.

2018-12-24 19:57:31 UTC

2018-12-24 19:57:46 UTC

<:deus_vult:382980746727522305>

2018-12-24 19:58:18 UTC

tfw, we'll never get Sargon's crusades video because of Patreon being the big gay.

2018-12-24 20:00:06 UTC

Just look at this AR.

2018-12-24 20:00:23 UTC

"The selector markings on the left side are ‘Pax Pacis, Bellum, and Deus Vult.’"

2018-12-24 20:00:34 UTC

*Whistles.*

2018-12-24 20:00:47 UTC

This AR is literally just one big meme.

2018-12-24 20:01:27 UTC

Nah. Needs big tittied anime girl figures dangling from it, like it's a phone.

2018-12-24 20:01:39 UTC

Crusader-chan

2018-12-24 20:02:54 UTC

He fucking speaks Gaelic.

2018-12-24 20:03:01 UTC

Gae

2018-12-24 20:03:52 UTC

You mean Scots?

2018-12-24 20:14:03 UTC

no

2018-12-24 20:15:12 UTC

If you don’t sin then Jesus has died for nothing

2018-12-24 20:17:34 UTC

He just wanted to play videogames.

#MeToo

2018-12-24 20:25:50 UTC

Jesus just wanted to play video games

but then he got born

2018-12-24 20:28:16 UTC

This had more effort put into it than Fallout 76.

2018-12-24 20:31:16 UTC

Merry Christmas to all of you ! 🎄

2018-12-24 20:31:29 UTC

Is that ironic or real?

2018-12-24 20:31:44 UTC

Merry Christmas

2018-12-24 20:32:13 UTC

i'm pretty sure that is a parody account if that is what you are asking

2018-12-24 20:32:27 UTC

@Skyeranger merry christmas

2018-12-24 20:36:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/526860726766141475/Screenshot_20181223-190156__01.jpg

2018-12-24 20:43:29 UTC

Wait Trump said that?

2018-12-24 20:44:01 UTC

Look I dunno if I want a wall made by college students.

2018-12-24 20:44:16 UTC

It's just a shitty Facebook meme

2018-12-24 20:44:35 UTC

I doubt Trump has the authority to forgive loans on a whim

2018-12-24 20:44:42 UTC

He doesn't.

2018-12-24 20:44:55 UTC

He could encourage legislation on it though.

2018-12-24 20:45:22 UTC

And seeing how much Democrats love that shit, plenty would support it.

2018-12-24 20:55:31 UTC

I will build wall for loan forgiveness

Might aswell build the wall for pay

2018-12-24 20:59:37 UTC

they could do both

2018-12-24 20:59:51 UTC

since they garnish my tax return every year 😂 🔫

$16.7M 🤷🏿

2018-12-24 21:03:52 UTC

```•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com 
•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com 
•  AFTER DONATING, SIGN OUR PETITION WE NEED 100 million signatures www.WeFundTheWall.com 
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2018-12-24 21:03:59 UTC

not sure they needed that four times

2018-12-24 21:04:55 UTC

and if the gov doesn't accept the money, that dude is gonna have a billion dollars to rebuild his body into a cybernetic killing machine 👌

2018-12-24 21:05:38 UTC

nice

We have the Technology <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/526868273346773032/iu.png

2018-12-24 21:07:37 UTC

would need to get a speaker built into his body

2018-12-24 21:07:43 UTC

to play the bionic sound effect

2018-12-24 21:21:29 UTC

Real men having hair... celebrate chest

2018-12-24 21:21:55 UTC

Body hair is disgusting btw

2018-12-24 21:21:56 UTC

kinky

2018-12-24 21:29:51 UTC

guys i bought 2 stronk beers for the impending festivities

2018-12-24 21:30:04 UTC

the holiday cheer just dont stop with this tank

2018-12-24 21:30:07 UTC

yo guys whens christmas

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