You can't really swim in lava. It has about the same density as rock.

You won't sink in.

way

to kill

my dreams

Falling into lava would be like falling over rocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp4DOB3-H30

OLD

durrrr no shit it's old

ive never seen

ty for sharing

old as your fucking meme avatar

it's a golden moment

You can get a similar death though: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/08/man-seen-falling-into-yellowstone-geyser-presumed-dead-officials-say.html

**OneTrueSloth#7816** was cleansed from the server.

@Reaps fuck you its funny

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3632850/Gruesome-hot-spring-death-highlights-problems-Yellowstone.html

Bumpass Hell

```
* On Wednesday, recovery efforts were called off with authorities saying there were no remains due to the acidic nature of the spring
* A previous survey of the hot spring clocked in temperatures exceeding 400 degrees ```

jeeeeeeeebus

stahp

wait

what would be a more exicting thing to do

that is a one way trip

are you sure you wanna die like that?

like i said, no nerves

wot can i do with that

On the bright side, he left nothing for people to clean up.

hello

i wish you said "Hello there"

@PurpleFyrus why not suicide by cop?

wat?

General Kenobi!

as in ask a cop to shoot me?

thank you @Somnio

More like, make the cop think you're armed and dangerous, so his only choice is to shoot you dead.

i will run at him naked with a banana

<:hboxBanana:428512593246683136>

waste of tax payer money rounds cost money

asking for dickshots I see

Suicide by cop. Also, you can get your message across as well on the news!

lol

but

i like the police

and dont want to harm their public image

@Fitzydog claim he's a far left actvist too

ill just go to Logan's

(makes more sense if you know of my peanut allergy)

?

http://logansroadhouse.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DVtPq5z3XY

"You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku! "
Dooku: "just spin your arms around like a ceiling fan lol"

logans is known for having peanut shells all over the ground

and the appetizer is a bucket of peanuts

like i said, context woulda made it funnier, but you dont know logans lol

oh

never heard of it until now tbh

most dont

its local to norcal

>zooms the fuck out
>no results found

like Texas roadhouse?

kinda

but do they have peanuts all over the ground?

.... yes

https://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/EpdZHM4951kcmFvqxNf03w/o.jpg

only restaurant i've been to that doesn't sweep the floor because "it's the aesthetic"

Sounds like Lone Star restaurant

That's a texas roadhouse

everyone has one, its just differently named

wherever you go

I wonder if ours is still open

@PurpleFyrus that's a texas roadhouse nigga

like i said

logan's copies texas i guess

i just know what i know

that makes logan's gay af

agreed

im not impartial to logans

like i said, i can't go in one

i'd literally die

is Logan's a trap?

lol

for me it is

at least it's not *outback*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47jHmstJcw

Last time I was in the US I got taken out to the Outback

only australian restaurant that uses a New Zealander as an actor

was like 'well... okay then'

asutrualin olivegarden you mean

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwr-0pOLkvw

>using a kiwi as an aussie
🤣

right?

funniest shit

gay

but most americans dont know that

racist

kiwis are begging for annexation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjBmXScW70w

this is me