Hope to something you don't get fucked in the ass

Neither do you. This is a simulation

Infact im hades but zeus tricked me into thinking i was human and i have been stuck in this illusion for 5 Billion years
Change my mind

Nah, sounds about as viable as god

Unfalsifiable hypothesese are fun

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You cant lose if you cant be proven wrong

Yes you can

When mommy and daddy dies and you have no basement left

So you dont think that Zeus exists?

ssssh heathen

Hes the true god

Granted you have about 100 years to go

Fucking asians and their tigerpenis

Until......

Living forever mf's

oh yeah, just keep that blood pressure down for ten more years and we can be gods

tbh we would have gotten here about a millenium earlier if Christianity would have fucked off

Yup

But then we'd have no seahorses or tigers left

smh some christians still believe the Earth is 6000 years old

There were humans literally older than that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5th_millennium_BC

Even a millenium before the 6K cut off there were people smh

Do these people not have internet access or something?

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I didn't order meat has such. I just assumed 😄

@Deleted User your yard is tiny yeah?

get a roomba mower

ours looks like shit now

a feet wide cutting, sporadically over the lawn

it works great for smaller spaces

it's been running for 3 days and didn't even finish half of what we have

@Deleted User could you fit a regulated soccer field on it?

yes, I know it's football

but then we'd all be confused

I bet a few of these would work

but then I'd need them to sync with each other and that's not something I'm willing to pay for

it's pretty good with dropoffs tbh

casterwheels in the front

coaster?

and the sensors are in the front

it's RWD all the way

I mean, me myself would have gotten one for that area

has to be a bitch to mow

that's also a viable option for that tiny of an area yes

I used to hate astroturf

now I hate moss

and lawns

we live right next to the forest

well in the middle of it

2 sides are legit oldey forest

1 a neighbour

the other a road and more forest

and all the fucking moss one could wish for

https://github.com/felixrieseberg/windows95/releases

holy o fuck

hats of to whoever runs it

Sorted by “Relevance” vs Sorted by View Count

Turtwife wants grass

You have been shit-tested

Now make GRASS HAPPEN

she wants grass

and you don't want to cut the lawn

she gets grass, you get a robot

UNLESs

turtwife is a roomba

The Kid is the Roomba

it's that or get Guinea Pigs

Turtwife is Centronius

@Deleted User no need to worry, I only fuck myself

not even robots

Demand the return of 12 rules or no Grass

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A mans car is his castle

a neon Green Castle in the sky

A mans job should be his castle

I work to live not live to work

I live to work

Fucking love it

I may have been tainted by the soul less shit that is working retal for years

Today I loaded a truck with oats by hand

We have a frontloader

But I'm no freeloader filth

Fuck retail

I used to repairs in a gamestore

Do+

Never again

"the console was broken when I got home"

Nigga, your dog has been chewing on it for a week

yea, there are customers that can just go and play on the train rails

Luckily the law protects both customers and retailers

Like we have warranty by law

But only for manufacturer error

yea same here but some people do live by the customers are always right even when you know they are full of shit.

You just tell them no here

2,034 violent crimes 466 violent crimes
per 100,000 people in UK VS per 100,000 people in USA

Gun control is gay

And show some fortitude

How many of those crimes involve guns?