Here's a joke

They're just like spreading their culture dude.

I wouldn't have thought that germany would have a civil war any time soon

Apperently they steal booze from the shelves in the store

>Germs
>still ruining europe a hundred years later

and use the money from returning the bottle

to buy cigaretts

Germs need to rise up and cleanse their country

oh wait

y'all tried that b4

#failblog

Was a jewcy story.

What? When you press a fruit, you get jewce.

guess the juice?

Well according to what I know about the climate of Israel

Date?

But my knowledge might be out-dated...

Today's Forecast for Tel Aviv:
World Domination with a chance of showers

kek

Unlike the ratings going on at rotten tomato, my fruit puns are usually fresh.

ayyyyy

get this guy a spot at the funny bone

Oh, I can give you some really juicy thing about the horsies and a super secret Larson panel I went to.

I also got drunk with him, good guy.

https://www.popsci.com/environment/article/2009-01/harvesting-energy-humans

Matrix?

just sayin'

ppl keep saying jews and muzzies are useless

hehe

i disagree

I see your point, and double down with a short video about batteries.

warning: contains lots of AAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYoooGb0Fmw

we really should loosen up the rules for human experimentation

We got lots of them.

Humans

ikr?

One might say

There's too many men

theres too many chinese men thats for sure

too many africans too

too many people

making too many problems

And there's not much love to go around

lets start at the bottom end of the IQ bell curve and work our way up

Tell me why this is the land of confusion?

Sorry, I cannot not quote genesis.

by the time we get to 95IQ we will have rid ourselves of the bottom half of the useless eaters

Will we have a space elivator by then?

we'll have teleportation and warp drive by then

free space elevator rides

Neat

One of my all time favorite anime has one.

i am all in favour of IQ based eugenics

Yeah

we arent doing the human race any favour by letting retards breed

Eugenics is so common, it's casual.

get a load of the fascist

Even today.

i wonder what will happen when all the jews get in higher positions....

utopia

eugenics is natural selection controlled

if it's controlled it's not natural

Well Darwin tried that.

Ow.

Wait

Darwin tried what?

i dont care about race, or religion... i care about competency

i care about intellect

funny

because i remember you saying that you don't like jews

Eugenics. Marriage between his and two other families, if I remember it right.

i dislike organized religions and the zealots they produce

Jews are zealots

some are

Well, zionists are.

some don't

i dislike zionists especially

Here's a funny thought

How many different kinds of jewish believes do you know?

what is wrong with wanting Israel to be a thing?

Zionists destroyed my great grand uncle

Like catholics and protestents for christianity

he died hating israel and everything it stands for

well thats his problem

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Cunningham

he literally handed over the keys of palestine to the jews

Dayum

he spent the rest of his life regretting it

Well here's a thing

Israel is not "the jews"

They try to be that, but they fail.

tell that to Bibi

oh no! having a country

awful

I know, right?

Palestinians in Israel are better off than most Muslims in Muslim countries.

a place where jews dont have to deal with anti-semitism? oh no

In a perfect world ~~I would be a pretty purple pony princess~~ we could just create artificial islands to support countries in a matter of months.

the only reason israel exists is because 1) Europe didnt want them 2) north america didnt want them 3) the Anglo-American establishment wanted a base in the ME and a shit disturber int he region