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2017-10-09 04:41:22 UTC

(((elon musk)))

2017-10-09 04:41:31 UTC

I once met Neil Degrasse Tyson in person. I asked him "how did you get so smart?" He replied with a chuckle and gestured for me to come closer. I approached him and he whispered in my ear "wubba lubba dub dub".

Of course, I thought. It all makes sense. Neil Degrasse Tyson got his genius from Rick and Morty. Only a true astrophysicist could understand the subtle, nuanced humour in the show. I apologized for being so foolish and he accepted my apology. He added, "I see you understood my reference. I already know you will one day be as smart as I."

2017-10-09 04:41:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366807380547076096/image-192.jpg

2017-10-09 04:41:58 UTC

Is that actually real

2017-10-09 04:41:58 UTC

i made pancakes

2017-10-09 04:41:58 UTC

whoa

2017-10-09 04:42:02 UTC

Is that a thing

2017-10-09 04:42:05 UTC

@Zachrayu kill urself

2017-10-09 04:42:09 UTC

figgot

2017-10-09 04:42:15 UTC

I stg feg

2017-10-09 04:42:23 UTC

No but this is

2017-10-09 04:42:26 UTC

please be patient u have autism

2017-10-09 04:42:30 UTC
2017-10-09 04:42:35 UTC

I stg m9ty

2017-10-09 04:42:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366807664354656256/Screenshot_20171002-102310.png

2017-10-09 04:43:00 UTC

Gay

2017-10-09 04:43:05 UTC

No u

2017-10-09 04:43:11 UTC

is this why my NRA membership got suspended?

2017-10-09 04:43:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366807944840609792/IMG_20170927_105644.jpg

2017-10-09 04:44:02 UTC

Lol

2017-10-09 04:44:09 UTC

pls stop

2017-10-09 04:44:17 UTC

the only thing rick and morty does it make u more retarded

2017-10-09 04:44:18 UTC

U ๐Ÿคž gotta ๐Ÿ‘ eat the ๐Ÿ’ฉ booty ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ˜‰ groceries ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-09 04:44:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366808156392652810/dljmdvhamhmz.png

2017-10-09 04:44:47 UTC

I've never watched Rick and Morty and I have a 160 iq

2017-10-09 04:45:03 UTC

You might understand the humor

2017-10-09 04:45:06 UTC

Goddamn.
I hate millennials more today than ever before.
You fucking lowlife, knuckledragging shitbirds.
Waiting in line at a McDonaldโ€™s for a dipping chemical sludge that you heard about in a goddamn cartoon? And then tweeting your tantrums and threatening a class action lawsuit? You suck so hard.
Itโ€™s not even โ€œsauce.โ€ Itโ€™s fucking petroleum, corn syrup, and some cancer causing seasoning gel coagulated into a cartoon package by slave laborers in China. You doughy, low IQ shitheels are waiting in line for a two penny box of liver cancer with a cartoon ha-ha man on the front.
I wish you assholes could organize or get half as animated over poison water/air/food, loss of civil liberties, the death of democracy, oligarchs stealing your health, eternal warfare, invasion of privacy, or that little global extinction event weโ€™re chuckling our way through.
Fuck you all. Hard. And sideways.
And I love Rick and Morty. I just hate you.

2017-10-09 04:45:06 UTC

U ๐Ÿคž gotta ๐Ÿ‘ eat the ๐Ÿ’ฉ booty ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ˜‰ groceries ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-09 04:45:15 UTC

U ๐Ÿคž mom and dad ๐Ÿ‘ i dont need ๐Ÿ’ฉ to go๐Ÿ‘ to college ๐Ÿ˜‰ i watch rick and morty ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-09 04:45:16 UTC

But that iq isa little low for the show

2017-10-09 04:45:48 UTC

I've never watched it because I just have always thought it was just some other cartoon, is it actually good?

2017-10-09 04:46:18 UTC

theres always that one kid who has a 2.5 gpa and thinks hes smart because he's an atheist who watches rick and morty

2017-10-09 04:46:18 UTC

Goddamn.
I hate millennials more today than ever before.
You fucking lowlife, knuckledragging shitbirds.
Waiting in line at a McDonaldโ€™s for a dipping chemical sludge that you heard about in a goddamn cartoon? And then tweeting your tantrums and threatening a class action lawsuit? You suck so hard.
Itโ€™s not even โ€œsauce.โ€ Itโ€™s fucking petroleum, corn syrup, and some cancer causing seasoning gel coagulated into a cartoon package by slave laborers in China. You doughy, low IQ shitheels are waiting in line for a two penny box of liver cancer with a cartoon ha-ha man on the front.
I wish you assholes could organize or get half as animated over poison water/air/food, loss of civil liberties, the death of democracy, oligarchs stealing your health, eternal warfare, invasion of privacy, or that little global extinction event weโ€™re chuckling our way through.
Fuck you all. Hard. And sideways.
And I love Rick and Morty. I just hate you.

2017-10-09 04:46:18 UTC

the first 2 seasons were pretty funny

2017-10-09 04:46:28 UTC

the 3rd season was dogshit

2017-10-09 04:46:32 UTC

Lol

2017-10-09 04:46:52 UTC

name me one school that doesnt have a kid running around in the hallways like naruto

2017-10-09 04:47:02 UTC

My school

2017-10-09 04:47:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366808779653775361/workersoftheworldunite.png

2017-10-09 04:47:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366808783864987650/image.jpg

2017-10-09 04:47:10 UTC

thats because you're the one doing it

2017-10-09 04:47:18 UTC

O shit

2017-10-09 04:47:22 UTC

@Drakus_ nice meme

2017-10-09 04:47:25 UTC

Got me there

2017-10-09 04:47:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366808950756343808/savage_fb_7076369.jpg

2017-10-09 04:47:52 UTC

i'm not joking around

hello

2017-10-09 04:48:24 UTC

I don't think I'll ever watch Rick or Morty because of the pretense associated with it

are you serious?

2017-10-09 04:48:36 UTC

Read the sign kid

2017-10-09 04:48:38 UTC

Lmao

im blind

2017-10-09 04:49:01 UTC

What are you Stevie wonder?

2017-10-09 04:49:29 UTC

he's so blind he dunks like cam newton

lol

2017-10-09 04:49:39 UTC

Lmao

2017-10-09 04:50:00 UTC

What if I am Stevie Wonder?

2017-10-09 04:50:01 UTC

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson

2017-10-09 04:50:17 UTC

Then what are you doing on discord

2017-10-09 04:50:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366809582753939457/image-163.jpg

ha

2017-10-09 04:50:35 UTC

actually, we dont have that

2017-10-09 04:50:36 UTC

^^ can confirm

2017-10-09 04:50:39 UTC

Good news everyone

2017-10-09 04:50:40 UTC

we use plastic cups lol

2017-10-09 04:50:51 UTC

What's up night

2017-10-09 04:50:58 UTC

I hated private school

2017-10-09 04:51:07 UTC

I got gta 4

2017-10-09 04:51:12 UTC

Everyone was a fucking normie lookin ass

2017-10-09 04:51:14 UTC

Plastic cups + a fountain that fills your bottle up in 3 seconds

2017-10-09 04:51:16 UTC

Private school was the best

2017-10-09 04:51:17 UTC

i went to christian schoool

2017-10-09 04:51:20 UTC

shit was dope

2017-10-09 04:51:23 UTC

Way better than public

2017-10-09 04:51:25 UTC

no mexicans whatsoever

2017-10-09 04:51:39 UTC

I like public better than private

2017-10-09 04:51:41 UTC
2017-10-09 04:51:45 UTC

i went to a baptist school, but theyre known for recruiting for sports

2017-10-09 04:51:47 UTC

Smdh

2017-10-09 04:51:47 UTC

Larger classes

2017-10-09 04:51:48 UTC

not many smart kids here

2017-10-09 04:51:51 UTC

Text to speech

2017-10-09 04:51:54 UTC

SEND BOBS

2017-10-09 04:52:01 UTC
2017-10-09 04:52:03 UTC

Bsh lazaga

2017-10-09 04:52:17 UTC

zach

2017-10-09 04:52:23 UTC

your profile reminds me of something

2017-10-09 04:52:26 UTC

Oh speaking of Rick and Morty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/366810116567334913/Screenshot_20170919-041205.png

2017-10-09 04:52:28 UTC

Ikr

2017-10-09 04:52:30 UTC

Totally

2017-10-09 04:52:39 UTC

It's like deja vu right

i dont watch r&m

2017-10-09 04:52:47 UTC

WHAT DOTH LIFE

2017-10-09 04:53:02 UTC

yea man

2017-10-09 04:53:03 UTC

I should go back and watch that Xavier or whatever show it iwas

2017-10-09 04:53:05 UTC

deja vu

2017-10-09 04:53:11 UTC

Lol

2017-10-09 04:53:17 UTC

Xavier is the best

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