it only hurts if you go too fast

nah im good thx

ya catholicism is barely better than islam

like 13 times

like what if im banging some hooker and slip out and it accidentally goes in her ass and then she tries to charge me extra so i drown her in the bathtub

i feel like that shouldnt warrant any punishment from above

dont it tho? i should run for something

oh hi bam

vice guide to liberia basically redpilled me

like wow theyre not even ppl

hello fellow kids

i write w my right hand, jerk off w both hands (sometimes at the same time)

thomas jefferson could write greek and latin at the same time w both hands and he also owned a lot of antique farm equipment and sometimes he fucked it too

i just cant imagine banging a tractor

DEUS VULT

smash i feel like youre milkin the whole birthday deal

im just sayin bro

please clap

have you ever been in a turkish prison

ya this is one of the more boring ones

come back w a better schtick pls

thx for the election stuff btw

thursday?

oh wow

hello from friday

so far so good

not aussie, american

i am a guamanian, yes

but im not in guam

guamanian living in japan

its not super secret, theyre called jews

bam is my best friend :>

😄

my liver is basically foie gras at this point, thx alcoholism

im in the future + white

Bam is king

What part of Ohio

The worst is when you meet some white kid from suburban Chicago who tries to defend it

Bam is king

Tbf I was born in Ohio but I've been around Australians so much that I say cunt way 2 much

LIGHTNINGBOLT

Pooptrucks

Russian girls hot af but when they get old holy fuck do they get old

That's why I like high school girls

I keep getting older etc

Bam I do have a son

But other than that yeah

2 years back

But its jpn so I have no rights or anything, I don't know anything about him

i remember syrup sandwiches

U

this is my safespace

those are only gays and blacks so who cares

you just flip over 2 the other side

where you can rescue barb

im v aroused

thats y i am v aroused

i almost talked to a girl once i think

k imma go 2 bed gnight friends

❤

i made pancakes

the first 2 seasons were pretty funny

the 3rd season was dogshit

SEND BOBS

anal dog sex

can i just say

niggers arent people

im just saying man

saxon you are 100% correct

property = not men

SEND BOBS

i hear rent is ridiculous there

REMOVE KEBAB BABY

i live pretty close to vladivostok

sweden belongs to ISIS

smashing muzzies

obv

west sydney is all indians and chinks

farkin lebos cunt

I just hate niggers. Oh, and Jews.

And Chinese tourists

But but we wuz kangz

im gonna make some cauliflower

im gonna do cauliflower and cheese

w beef

its gonna be fuckin amazing

@lexicon_social not doing keto but cutting carbs a bit

do you have an adidas track suit

and do you squat

omg i am so fucking aroused

are we talking about that time australia lost to birds?

tbf doggo, we probably could

have you seen las vegas?

we fuck shit up regularly just 4 fun

i dont know if emus like country music

talons*

not w that attitude

i stared at an emu one time and it fuckin exploded

true story

did you guys know that in the great emu war, australia deployed tactical squads against emus and lost?