off with your head

Yes, it's terrible.

I'll go be a commie instead.

Sec.

Lvl 20

Lol

Educated white people born after 1993: eat MacDonalds, charge Dey phone, be bisexual, huff juul, eat hot vegan chip and lie

Fixed.

Too dark.

Fuck life.

So dark

It is.

Look.

Vlad the impaler amirite

This one is perfect.

Was.

RIP.

Rip.

My name is actually 100% Bulgarian.

VLAD DRACULA

Yes!

Oh, this one is not bad.

Anarchy rocks.

Socialism should be good.

DEFENDER OF EUROPE FROM THE ISLAM INVASION

Wow, yes.

I sit on night duty every other week.

I hold my rifle close to my chest.

I drink my vodka.

I eat my raw deer flesh.

There was actually one such character in Bulgaria.

Hold on.

alcohol

smh my head

Smart Jewish Chicks in Pencil Skirts are the #1 cause of anti-semitism

Lol

@Gоd

Not Jewish actually

Here's the famed defender of the Bulgarian border.

But not bothered by being assumed to be

The monster all Muslims fear.

Wasn’t it actually the son?

He has kept us safe for generations.

There was Vlad Dracul

Granted, he's 35 and he can barely talk, but he's mighty!

Who actually got the award

Mighty and fearless!

And then Vlad Draculeir

Who was the impaler

It was like a patronymic monacher

I could be wrong

Good thing is I live in Spain though.

Nobody here can pronounce "Vlad".

I broke free from the Impaler's curse.

españa <:peepohype:583660763135344645>

How do they pronounce it?

Viva¿?

Well, there is no 'vi' sound.

There's no distinction between v and b.

Everything is b.

And then there is a physical impossibility for them to end a word with -lad.

The syllabic structure of the language doesn't allow it.

And so it's something along the lines of "Bladis".

"Ebladis"

"Blodis"

Ah interesting

Thnx

And saying my full name is actually impossible.

*baleria*

Yes, very interesting indeed.

Yes, Bal.

🐍

🎵

A friend named her daughter Valeria, actually.

I very much appreciate my name <:peepohype:583660763135344645>

It is a nice name.

Why thank you 😌🙏

Oh, you're most welcome, dear snake lady!

Your songs have brought much undeserved joy into my life!

<:fedoratip:412088330776346636>

I am eternally grateful to have been alive in your lifetime.

yes snake!

I have a question

🐍

Yes?

Do you hear the name Adán come up frequently?

Not frequently, no.

I've known Spaniards with that name though.

I have a question too

no

stop

Yes?

Don't worry, I can type very quickly.

I will handle both of you at the same time.

hey that’s illegal

And sexy.

@Pelth how did democrats obstruct investigations into Biden?