im listening to music right now

dae remember the bloodhound gang

*Blues Traveler*?

Buddy, no...

hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

blues traveler is great

Vocaroo yourself doing the weird little rap section from the song Hook

Suck it in suck it in whether you're rin tin tin or Anne bolene, etc

im not talented enough to do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOCI-14byAc

fbi sharks

Is this paragraph gramatically correct? Should I phrase it better?

<:thinkos:608951377112334336>

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408390909000941568/618173116392144994/image0-25.jpg

@Aqualiteking that is a very <:brainlet:589104479887032330> way of phrasing your resume

Yeah I know

there isnt really anything *wrong* with it but its kind of awkward

Instead of "stocktaking", say "inventory"

a worker dropped some ducting that landed on my face at work, so I am now looking for a new job

Also, you only Comma + And when there are 3 or more items in the list

@Aqualiteking He thought you needed to vent your thoughts

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

why were you standing under falling ductwork

He's on quack

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

<:dante:599544819898908672>

I was passing it up to him

He was trying to ventilate you <:pepewot:589100642820161551>

are you ok?

I have 3 stiches on my lip, thankfully we use rolled edge ducting

oof

so it didn't cut deep

yeah that could have been way worse

So why are YOU quitting instead of BTFOing the dipshit who wounded you?

I don't like the job in the first place

fair enough

So this is like, the straw that broke the camel's lip?

yup

well good luck with the job search

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2019-09-02/manga-piracy-site-manga-rock-shuts-down/.150656

@Aqualiteking are you American

And the guy that did it was the nicest guy at work and always treated way better than anyone else.

nah, Kiwi

Ewwww

the *what* guy?!

the guy that dropped the ducting

Poor guy is gonna feel terrible if you quit because of his fuckup

holy shit, i read that as incest guy and was really confused

Stop reading so much doujin @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

nah he know's that I didn't like working there.

the dyslexia strikes again

<:implying:589103384699863050> discover and document a condition that makes reading and spelling difficult
<:implying:589103384699863050> give it complicated spelling

Who else here D E V I L I S H?

they have to have done it on purpose

i didnt know you named dyslexia, matt

I make everything happen

how about this.

better

less stilted

The last sentence is still Fucked

Remove semicolon and comma

Ok done. Thanks guys

Good luck, my harelipped friend

good day to here too btw.. it seems to have been quiet night

>me trying to understand tervy's comments

The reindeer have not attacked yet

The northern lights protect his humble homestead

For now

yes

essentialy this ^

what

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

<a:padorupadoru:509928983043768326>

Tfw I had to spend 45 minutes down in my basement with gf last night because we got a tornado warning

I was about to get a blowie, then our phones started screaming

There wasn't even a tornado

Oh Shitt matts awake

whats up my dude

The warning expired 5 minutes after we got downstairs, but she wanted to stay down for a bit just in case

i bought a new 3ds xl cuz i went back to my regular 3ds and i realized why i stopped using the tiny fucking thing

Why on earth would you buy a 3DS XL in the year of our Lord 2019

because i also bought a wiiu

Please tell me you at least have a flash cart

for litearlly half the price of my new 3dsxl

and becasue i wanted to play pokemon

yes

its premodded

i already have a modded 3ds

The New Pokemon for switch comes out next month

yeah but i dont own a switch and dont care about the switch yet

aslo doenst the new switch pokjemon not have all the pokemon

No, it doesn't

But that doesn't bother me because a lot of Pokemon suck

i agree

It'll only piss me off if they intentionally leave fan favorites out, then sell them as DLC

i just wanna play a 386 rom and enjoy catching al the things

Kanto All-Stars pack 1: $9.99!

*rage intensifies*

i like the meme of slacking being unstopable with the new koffing but not actually in the fucking game

I don't think they'll shaft people on Kanto or Johto pokes

Those are too popular

It'll be Black and White, Sun and Moon, X and Y that where most the omissions will be

i need to play sun/moon and X/y

I don't think anyone will cry if the Pokemon that's literally a pile of garbage, or an ice cream cone is left out

garbagemon lol

Gf's period was 5 days late <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

Was? So she did get it after all? @Julian

Yeah

Got me all stressed out for almost a week

I would've gotten her a test to do tomorrow but just got a message that we're gucci

Better luck next time, dear

3 houses nearby got blown to pieces

dunno how to feel about this <:pepewot:589100642820161551>

plz inform jamal as well so he knows he doesn't need to disappear

too bad I wasn't home to hear the bang

>it costs 20 euro to replace the battery in my watch and I might have to wait up to 2 months

tfw you get cucked by a watch company

replace it yourself then

doesn't your watch have a regular button battery that costs maybe $2

@Kimichiboi what the fuck happened

gas explosion but we don't know the cause yet

@foxhunt @Kimichiboi do you brainlets think this didn't cross my mind

<:megu2:278783980331859970>

@Cole your fault for getting shitty proprietary watch faggot

this

somehow, fucking Skagen decided to pressure press the watch, and none of the 3 watch repair places I've been to want anything to do with opening it

you have to remove the crown and blow a very small bit of pressurized air inside for the watch to pop open

again

>Skagen
>ever

>getting a watch
>in the age of the smartphone

@Kimichiboi @Iren Masot was inside, trying to turn on his gas stove

they're apparently still getting people out from under the debris <:pepewot:589100642820161551>

having to pull out your phone every time you want to check time instead of just rotating your wrist 30-40 degrees

@Kimichiboi was it integrated members of society

>not getting a smartwatch

wonder if you just get knocked the fuck out when it happens and wake up in the ambulance *or not*

not being able to tell the time because your watch ran out of battery

<:heh:259207804559032321>

@foxhunt this is currently occuring even though I did not succumb to the smartwatch meme

>cant sunread

what else you have there, my dude

Or you could just not care what time it is

yes but its occurring like once every couple of years

as if I'm ever buying anything else than a dirtcheap-tier Casio

I learned my lesson

those things just NEVER run out of battery

They do

my previous casio had the original battery in it ever since I had it

had to be 10ish years

perhaps 8

they do people just don't wear them long enough to notice

My father actually had one for 10+ years

Ran out of juice

Had the battery replaced but the sealing was damaged in the process

Watch died the next time he went into the sea

Still, not a bad buy for a 10+ year thing

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857> a very sad tale indeed

hm

I don't have many thing that lasted longer than 10 years

g-shocks are kind of cool

Except for my virginity

the watchmaker replaced the sealing for free because he noticed it was bad on a different watch for me

but I don't think I am willing to spend 150$ or more on a watch right now

Wait, g schocks are sold for 150$ now ?

tfw I have bitch wrists and G-Shocks look like I'm carrying a nuclear launch computer

*ayo bro what's the time*

that's..

ridiculously close

not even kidding

I did have one of those rounded casios for a while

g-shock I mean

my timex still works mostly

the time recording function is fucked

but the watch works

ended up exchanging it because it was so giant

There are some casio gshock

bet this looks good on @Matthew 's big wrists

I'll just get Timex if I want another watch that looks nice

otherwise lmao casio

they are also kind of annoying to open up

well I'll double check HOW to open it before I buy them lmao

don't want to go through this again

seiko makes some pretty rad looking watches tbh

too pricy

but yeah

seiko would be cool

would look so nice without the anime branding on it tbh

It's not anime branding if you don't know about it

ye but what do you say when someone walks up to you and says "omg is that the boku no pico themed limited edition seiko watch??!"

your manhood, shattered in pieces.

gotta say that the color is really nice

even tho the stand says "scat hatch"

@Kimichiboi you deck them and disappear

the fate/grand order there is really small tho

i mean you wont be flashing your watch to anyone but you in 99.99% of the days

>scat hatch <:madman:589105474226618384>

(i probly just insulted all the irish mythology nerds there is on globe... but who cares)

really like Seiko's PRESAGE lineup

(is it like 2 people? big deal)

still too much money to spend on a watch that isn't even made out of 24k gold

But yeah, except for very hardcore weeb nobody is gonna recognize that

I'm supposedly quite a weeb but I'm pretty much sure I wouldn't have recognized it if worn and if you didn't show me those pics beforehand

and what has most likely has generic stuff inside it too

the same 1/50th of the watch size movement behind the screen

that almost everyone uses anyway ~

thought about buying one of those chink clones since they basically look identical and I mean, how hard can it be to make a watch you know, display the time properly?

not really hard as you buy the movement,case,whatnot in bulk and just assemble it

cant type for shit today apparently

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32969083016.html

:----D

(((genuine)))

most likely it is as any clocksmith or not can just order repair parts (whole assembly if they wish)

and it aint __THAT__ expensive

let alone walk to manufacturer and ask for price

watches look even more ridiculous these days in my eyes as waifu has cursed the ins and outs of clocksmith world to me

can someone link the csg github page again?

its like it should be in announcement section or someshit....

why is that shit not in the thread ffs @Windatica <:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

https://g-csg.github.io/

ty based fallen angel

thread, room topic, announcement ...

it could have many places

but it just lives in page-history

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521787833762054144/618445988419338262/unknown.png

god, all these silly mods really need to get their shit together FOR FREE

"pay to ban" we need it as feature here

end of every month user who has most negative balance will get banned for month

10/10

<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

i mean bot like that in theory could be done

choose person to donate for or against > bot tallies it and keeps the money :D

and bans person or two at end of month

why is there still no csg crypto

perfect stake system ethereum and bitcoin will never compare

what the shit did i just watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng18p-88C-g ***

tanks and anime are cringe, I'll never fathom it

tried watching Girls und Panzer after basedboy melonpan liked it but I simply don't see the appeal it's just moeshit posing as intellectual militaristic strategy <:blobconfused:589100793420972042>

i liked the series.. most likely due there was no pantsu faggotry or any other stuff like that in it

maybe I'm just not /k/ enough to appreciate it's underlying value

it was just hilarious tank shenanigans

i mean you might have failed if you tried taking it serious