It's running Android 4.0 for Christ's sake.

Oh that was a joke about me

Cute

Isn't it reassuring to know your liver is full of cute girls working day and night to stop you from killing yourself with poison?

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

It's full of cells

I never understood the urge to humanize the body other than you are so socially inept you have to imagine your body as friends.

This isn't just your run of the mill self loathing

This is *advanced* self loathing.

<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

>rare pic of discord mods

Go to bed matt

This is shameful

I know.

@Matthew are you saying burping isn't funny

<:angery:518855299277520923>

in that case do we have a manga about anthropormorphed cells inside anthropormorphed cells

@spaqin cells don't have cells, they have organelles

u got me matt

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1563532676795.webm

woah

Stop animation is sweet

Kawaiiiii

I want one of those

https://youtu.be/3fY-ja0q1fw?t=153

jazz for your soul

Imagine being set on fire over this

:/

hol up I'm out of the loop

is this the work of the guy who set the animation studio on fire?

be nice matt

This is why he did it

holy shit imagine killing 33 people over an assumption

nice tenor* sax ending

I still need to watch euphorium

or is that a baritone?

can't tell if tiny anime girl or big sax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Y_LmdfRC4

American anthem

https://open.spotify.com/track/7sl2pKW9bgCbtzx63PJKRo?si=8wAJzZgpQciXaZU9f_ue5Q

We're posting garbage?

https://youtu.be/dU6ZOkDHrcg

No, but garbage is posting.

Your stomach feeling a bit better?

That was incredibly weak.

No. I think I might have a bladder infection, actually.

<:boomer:480046032546168863> <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

I have an appointment tomorrow to find out.

<:woah:333623269674713098>

Stop shoving things up there

Also drink unsweetened frozen cranberry and bannana smoothies

I think it's from dehydration, tbh. I've been a pious little boy lately.

matt clearly isn't a waternigga

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175254367601950720/602447733063942154/D_4BP8JX4AIr2aJ.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175249322387046402/602428126793826314/maxresdefault.png

weird flex but ok

spacey innocent

who would have thought that i was another scam case

we know you're a scam, greek boi

<:madman:589105474226618384>

🥰

Chinese dollar store fish calls to me.

lay off the halucinogens john

You as well.

I have no idea where they are sourcing this stuff. Every week people deplete the fully stocked shelf and every week it's back

"fish"

It's actually fish, disturbingly boney but also mushy but fish.

how do you know it's not factory made chinese mind control "fish"

John, how poor are you really? Are you eating dollar store fish because you legitimately like it, or because you need help?

just send him 50 dollars, matt

be a good american

I like to make sandwiches out of it, it's a guilty pleasure.

You're not struggling financially?

Nope

Good. <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

>he basically said no to free money

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

Some Americans have pride.

If I was I would be going into serious austerity instead of messing around with dollar store stuff. I am not a Greek.

Maybe I'll be the poor one today after going to the doctor and getting a $10,000 bill for a bladder infection diagnosis

The energy drinks are pretty cheap

God Bless America

@Matthew what, being a burger flipper doesn't come with insurance?

It does.

is this the american dream?

But literally every time I've used my insurance they've coded it wrong and I got a bill anyways and have to play phone tag with both parties to get it resolved.

<:rolf:589102490696548371>

thats what they tell you

probably they hope u wont play phone tag and scam you

Probably. This Azo medication for the burning and pain tints my piss a deep orange and it's very concerning. I really hate it.

are you drinking water at all

or just boomer drinks

that will be your end

Tell me you wouldn't scream if your Piss came out this color

slightly

I'd drink a liter of water right after just to be sure

It's not the natural color, the medication I'm taking has a bunch of dyes in it.

🤔

do the dyes have a medical effect

or are they just meant to scare you when pissing

No idea.

God, I hope this clears up soon. Been afraid to beat off and obvs I can't have sex right now, so my balls are so full.

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nothing stops my <:nut:592062666365992963>

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929> but if We uncomfortable

@Matthew strengthen grip

I already have the strongest grip around, pleb

did I stutter

Tfw massive hands but normal peepee

Tfw normal hands but massive peepee

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929>

the lion king sucked

no shit

are you gonna see the little mermaid

You mean lil mermaid

lil mermaid

jinx

well u aint a kid anymore so cant really enjoy it

@androidcrawler what was bad about it?

i haven't seen it but i assume its just the same thing again but without nice cartoon animation

its just lions

the realism kills all the charm of the stylized cartoons

characters can barely emote

like watching a lion documentary with the lion king audio track playing

yeah that sounds bad

they should have made it more like this
**(WARNING: EXTEME BODY HORROR)**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSd844cI7U&

what is it with shitty body horror models this year

even the genie was shit in aladin

@androidcrawler why would you even go see the Lion King

do you have shit taste?

no

I pirated it

@Matthew drink water instead of just sodas

@Tribit only waterniggas can do that

@Tribit hey, how about you blow me

drink some water you fat cunt

Fuck you

imagine being so fat you think drinking water is like going on a diet

<:smug:589103776699252887>

why would Matt drink water if he's pair by the vending machine lobby to shill soda

paid*

Oh you think I'm fat?

Check this out, I'm out to dinner

Order a water please

I did, jeez

@Matthew did they charge you for water

@Matthew Strong American blood so stronk his body can no longer contain it

@Cole That plate was $58, the water is free

strong American blood exercising its right to freedom @Iren Masot

Unfortunately we are government-mandated to have an obesity rate above 60%.

Mattie making strong headway in that demographic

pharmaceutical lobby in progress

This is dinner for the next couple of nights lmao

I cant tell if your food looks like shit

or your camera is shit

I honestly can't identify the light brown stuff at the bottom of the photo

and I don't want to

pulled beef probably

i went to an american BBQ last week

and that's what I got

the fucking loaves of bread :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

good god I can't see any more food this weekend imma throw up

hmm that's a bad pic

I ate so much

pickles lookin crisp

Oh god I'm cutting

That looks delish

@Cole

I mean, for the record, that was for me and the gf to split, and like 80% went into boxes for dinner for the next couple of nights

those bread slices are the equivalent of spitting on the plate. there are better breads out there.

im feeling like beans and toast for dinner

@Matthew stay hydrated friend

@Tribit

That won't do

glass of water pls

for your health

You're not my father, or my boss, or God

@Tribit make a voice/music channel, and I'll kick the <:boomer:480046032546168863> habit

Like all things sip in moderation <:boomer:480046032546168863> <:30yo:589183955752845332>

Then why can't mods stop sucking dick excessively???

https://twitter.com/DaiIyMaiIUK/status/1152907670267006976?s=19

<:soy:589104157248585749>

Not even a bad game tbh

The manga I'm reading right now is pretty good

https://kissmanga.com/Manga/Tenkuu-Shinpan

@Tribit

Great, this fucking heat is driving millipedes inside my fucking house

At least they ain't centipedes

I dont mind centipedes, they eat bugs

Millipedes smell terrible and are too cute to kill

Centipedes also bite and hurt like shit

Guess you dont have thos

Not the ones I have, they are pretty chill, let you pick them up and toss them into the basement

What is this shitty ass focus gcam

Stock cam works better than gcam 🤔

From afar I thought the dog was a giant dildo

@Mereck WHERE WOULD YOU INSERT THAT

<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

<:blobstop:427568773143330829>

Got a new sip

nikka

very nic

It's ok

OK milwood

I didn't have that particular one though

@Millwood they offer you Japanese language schooling or are you just in Japan to peel potatoes

No I don't have any schooling unfortunatelt

Started with some basics by myself

I dunno if I can learn nip though

Of course you can

uh, thanks

😎 👍

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMXjtvMAFlI

@Matthew

@androidcrawler

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two have you read Tenkuu Shinpan

No, what is that

A good manga

Oh, I assumed it was a bad one

Yeah, my recommendations tend to be

What's it about

Being trapped in network of interconnected skyscrapers with a bunch of crazy masked people trying to kill you

Ooh that sounds fun

I've been really enjoying it