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amraam control chips ;___;
get chink blackpowder cannon sir
it will be safe sir
Sounds like nerd shit, dont you want to make things blow up and be 3 yards away from the shell firing and ejecting?
i mean nerd shit is pretty much only stuff i could do in chairforce
im too tall to fly(asthma is not that bad issue )
im in too poor shape to do bullshit stuff
i mean Military spec thermal and nightvision sensor stuff, etc
i honestly cant tell if it's just me
but this chink movie about space has been pretty bad so far
watch zardoz instead
Finally got around to cleaning out a mini fridge I had unplugged like 8 months ago
Didn't realize there was still stuff in it ๐คข
<:barf:356908385020542977>
oh man must be fun
It was a Cowboy Bebop tier when I started, now there's just some minor staining
imagine smelling all that fridge smell
of rotten food
haha
It was just mildew. The stuff that was left in it was cardboard packaging and freezie pops lmao
I had to clean my fridge and the smell never went away no matter how much I tried
Did you use a pipe cleaner in the vents?
no
That's your problem
fridges have vents???
...
How do you think air flows in them
Magic
magic bro
why would you want to refrigerate air
so you dont create vacuum inside and need to drill hole in the fridge just to open the door
my fridge does that, i have to pull real hard to open it
@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two implying you stay out of your fridge long enough for a vacuum to build
if i put it in the fridge it will get cold
then i have to warm it up to eat it
so i jsut leave it on the counter
CHINKED
Reminds me of my first girl
60A
Smol
Was it the one that was actually a guy?
>60
uhhhh that's a big girl
looks like it's perfect for some monster zero
Perfect after mowing snack
Ugh
I have to replace the scroll button on my mouse
I'm finna S I P
What's the nipple on the left one?
resealable cap
The teat
it means youre not supposed to drink it all at once
Haha
I've been good today. I still have 800 calories left in my budget today
man if you can re seal it then its pretty nice
I'd reuse as water bottle
sustainable/10
It'll taste awful
you can wash it, no? ๐ค
the opening is pretty big, you can easily wash it
The only thing protecting it is the waxy lining on the can. Washing it will destroy that and soon your water will taste metallic
good thing I ordered a flask from chang recently
still waiting for it
oh fuck
I never noticed the name
viLEAD
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
better wash your hands after using it
wouldn't want to get lead on them
let me know if your lips turn blue dear
> he doesn't have a chink Yeti
Did you miss that boat?
no the lid looked too shoddy
Just get an aftermarket lid like I did, dummy
since I keep my bottles in my backpack where it gets flipped and bumped
oh?
Yeah, much better seal, and a gasket for using a straw
I have stainless steel straws I use
@Matthew share link to the better lid
friend
yeah you cant just talk about it without a referral link
what do you expect from matt
helpfulness?
It's in the main channel you cunts
thanks matt
youre always helpful
Damn straight
My fingers smell like bleach since I was cleaning out that minifridge
gf came into the garage and asked why it smelled like cum in there
the usual reasons
the white can is grotesque
Small sips for small boys
never seen a can so big
they're already fazing out the regular 50cl ones for 25cl
Imagine being this much of a siplet
imagine what spoilt monster ultra would taste like
<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>
Like nothing
I had expired duet coke before
Like slightly musty seltzer water.
yuck
Try expired Root Beer
it'll make you wanna <:kms:327934280619655179>
>last active 2d ago
she's ignoring you
sorry fella hope you had a good time
God fucking damn it that gay song from Ricardo posting is stuck in my head
<:kms:327934280619655179>
link?
it's a good tune
It is a good song
This is unironically a catchy song, too
guessing that was on 4channel?
why yes of course
im a 4channel oldfag thanks for asking
all because I included the Tiananmen copypasta
hiro
check it out
American format
american chairs
o b s e s s e d
do you spill into other chairs when you take the Aeroplane?
Nope, actually. I fit quite comfortably into the chair, even with the armrests down
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good.
By the way, they're called Airplanes.
Idiot.
wrong.
Do they fly in the Aer? No. They fly in the Air.
so Aerodynamic force isn't related to the air?
dumbass
why is american football played with hands
Because Sports are retarded like that.
@Kimichiboi Look, Bitch. American english is literally the only language that matters. Once you move out of mommy's (what do you call them), Cellar, and enter the workforce, you'll come to understand this.
imagine not having your own language
SAD
Imagine being so much of a cuck and a brainlet that you don't steal from and innovate on other languages to make a better one
The future is now, grandpa
u didnt innovate
Pay debts, stupid
u just dumbed it down horribly
Aluminium and Aluminum
now which one do you think is more brainlet?
||al||u||minum||
dumbing down words is not innovating
very uncool matthew
>Dumbing down is not innovating
It's called "Optimizing", dipshit
you are doubleplus stupid.
color
then we don't even need to discuss
im legit triggered whenever i see color
its disgusting
English is one of the least efficient languages
@Lefteris The only color you need to worry about is "Green", and how much of it you owe.
Armor
money isnt even green in greece
dear
but u dumbed down colours as well there
It's green in the only country that matters.
he still pays in cash
oh no
Dear, I carry Chink Ridge Wallet. I haven't carried cash in years
china is the country that matters
@Lefteris You think they still haven't adopted contactless payment?
without it the world would collapse
i think america is scared of contactless
Africa will catch up real soon if you don't watch out Matthew!
they think its 666
We're getting contact slowly but surely
dude
even greece has it for years
jeez
innovative country smh
America still doesn't have trains??
HAHAHA
That's because greeks pay for everything with credit because they have no money of their own @Lefteris
HILARIOUS OHH
IM LAUGHING A 18th+- CENTURY INVENTION
if you don't watch out Africa will catch up to you
๐คฃ
The level of obsession you display is so sad sometimes.
You really don't have a whole lot else going on, do you?
imagine being so poor
and saying greece doesnt have money in account...
You haven't heard?
Show bank accounts, bitch
around 70% of your people have 1k or less
dont make me...
the money we loan is ours and we dont have to pay it back
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>be american >go into debt
pay debt for whole life
sigh
mission success
die
stub toe
At least it's a short life
stub toe
stub toe
get 100k medical bill
sad
cut it off completely
You're missing out Matthew
Hyper-efficient americans solve this problem by contracting diabetes, making the toe eventually fall off on its own.
Genetic superiority.
peak performance
This is a European server
Burgers needn't apply
christian as well
It was, until I got here.
pay easter fees
to the land that started it dea
r
tfw still no response
Europe and Christianity goes hand in hand
why arent christians paying fees to greece and italy for using easter
??????/
same way America and Islam does
did I lose her frequency already
no idea
Time to step it up
C A L L H E R
pussy
though I don't think Greece being part of the EU is a good thing
you won't
call her
i saved her number wrongly
missed a digit
dude
what
the fuck
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