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2019-02-09 03:24:00 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-02-09 03:24:06 UTC

east coast beast coast

2019-02-09 03:24:11 UTC

Do you at least lynch them when they come to town?

2019-02-09 03:24:18 UTC

I mean, I've got Oregon protecting me

2019-02-09 03:24:38 UTC

@Omoidasu Beast as in unevolved, sure.

2019-02-09 03:24:49 UTC

๐Ÿ”ช

2019-02-09 03:25:15 UTC

Meth > Cocaine

2019-02-09 03:25:22 UTC

Thus, East Coast Best Coast

2019-02-09 03:25:38 UTC

Vaguely related, tried modafinil today. Pretty aight.

2019-02-09 03:26:11 UTC

Prescription, or are you a degenerate who deserves the rope?

2019-02-09 03:26:30 UTC

Neither. Thing that metabolizes into modafinil

2019-02-09 03:26:36 UTC

But isn't regulated

2019-02-09 03:26:43 UTC

who needs drugs when you can get escapism from your screens

2019-02-09 03:26:55 UTC

immersion my dude

2019-02-09 03:27:21 UTC

Not that kinda drug. Mostly elts you get away with not having enough sleep, but not functioning poorly or feeling shitty

2019-02-09 03:27:46 UTC

Drug use is degen

2019-02-09 03:27:50 UTC

@timsandtoms Looks good, though I'm missing something.
What has the german goy to do to sell you more wera memes?

2019-02-09 03:28:24 UTC

@Sdeck37 Gib Wera 6x ratcheting doubledrive bit driver pl0x

2019-02-09 03:29:07 UTC

I was saying the Kobalt version is shit because quality is low, but idea is good, so I want a good brand to make it.

2019-02-09 03:29:41 UTC

Also I like my memedrivers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543634570990583808/IMG_20190123_154459.jpg

2019-02-09 03:31:13 UTC

Also, Wera makes advent calendars, which is awesome.

2019-02-09 03:31:55 UTC

Bwahaha

2019-02-09 03:32:04 UTC

That's awesome

2019-02-09 03:32:10 UTC

That was this year's, right?

2019-02-09 03:32:20 UTC

Looks like it

2019-02-09 03:32:34 UTC

Good set, least favorite of the 3 though.

2019-02-09 03:32:45 UTC

Damn, might wanna get one for my old guy next year, just for the lulz

2019-02-09 03:33:24 UTC

2015 was the first year, I didn't get that one, but I got the last 3.

2019-02-09 03:33:42 UTC

They're so worth getting. KCToolCo sells em for $68.

2019-02-09 03:33:51 UTC

Also look into the zyclop ratchet instead. It's a bit memy, but in the three times it's useful it's good

2019-02-09 03:35:27 UTC

Yeah. Heard good things. I've got Kobalt "Pro90" 90-tooth ratchets now, think if I get anything else it'll be GearWrench 120XP flex heads. But I keep an eye out for Wera/Snap on/Nepros on sale.

2019-02-09 03:37:30 UTC

GearWrench sounds like it's the most well regarded short of spending a lot. $111 for the 4-piece 120-tooth flex-head set, but Wera is a neat gimmick on what's still a quality tool, and SnapOn is SnapOn, and Nepros is JapOn

2019-02-09 03:43:40 UTC

I like Wera for that they rebranded themselves so much that they were more famous in foreign countries before coming back into publicity here

2019-02-09 03:43:47 UTC

Also I keep https://chadstoolbox.com/05003692002-wera-8002-c-koloss-1-2-drive-hammer-head-ratchet/ bookmarked because it used to say clearance and I like gimmicks if they get cheap

2019-02-09 03:43:57 UTC

And Nepros looks cool, but never seen in the wild here

2019-02-09 03:44:28 UTC

why g*d why

2019-02-09 03:44:31 UTC

gf is getting cunty

2019-02-09 03:44:43 UTC

I haven't seen them talked about much, but a couple mentions on /r/tools and whatever that Garagesomething forums are

2019-02-09 03:45:14 UTC

Spoke very favorably of them compared to SnapOn, and basic mechanics tools are basically the one thing everyone agrees SnapOn does REALLY well.

2019-02-09 03:45:46 UTC

Punitive dicking is in her future

2019-02-09 03:45:48 UTC

smh

2019-02-09 03:46:15 UTC

@Matthew Buy her Chinese flashlights and German screwdrivers. That'll make her happy.

2019-02-09 03:46:26 UTC

then again my back hurts so maybe I'll just prod her in the back with my penis while she's trying to sleep

2019-02-09 03:46:29 UTC

that'll show her

2019-02-09 03:47:41 UTC
2019-02-09 03:48:02 UTC

"I care about screwing you"

2019-02-09 03:48:05 UTC

How romantic

2019-02-09 03:51:30 UTC

She's an artist, Nigga

2019-02-09 03:51:46 UTC

She doesn't care about tools

2019-02-09 03:52:37 UTC

Get her some tools, then she can do something useful with her life.

2019-02-09 03:52:40 UTC

Shit, *I* barely care about tools

2019-02-09 03:52:49 UTC

My humble tool corner

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543640390885048321/20190208_215225.jpg

2019-02-09 03:53:35 UTC

Ma boi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543640582518734899/IMG_20190123_154015.jpg

2019-02-09 03:54:37 UTC

Right, but I'm actually a happy individual. Let me know when you reach that stage

2019-02-09 03:54:50 UTC

My roommate uses the other identical red one for general storage, and my old ~30" Craftsman set is mostly empty, giving it to brother since he got a house.

2019-02-09 03:55:19 UTC

>not finding true happiness through acquisition of meaningless items

2019-02-09 03:55:28 UTC

Are you sure you're doing okay?

2019-02-09 03:55:31 UTC

I have the most meaningless item of all

2019-02-09 03:55:34 UTC

Gf

2019-02-09 03:56:05 UTC

I never did show you the autism binder, just the autism box.

2019-02-09 03:56:12 UTC

>shows another random part of his house
>still a mess
Why gd why

2019-02-09 03:56:32 UTC

Its just clutter, faggot

2019-02-09 03:57:00 UTC

Clutter versus dirty is an important distinction

2019-02-09 03:57:19 UTC

One that literally only matters if you're to the point where you have a problem with one.

2019-02-09 03:57:46 UTC

If it doesn't smell, it doesn't matter โ„ข

2019-02-09 03:59:01 UTC

Well, these turned out shitty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/543641951757664266/20190208_215848.jpg

2019-02-09 03:59:11 UTC

Holy fuck how

2019-02-09 03:59:26 UTC

Did you just pour chocolate chips on after?

2019-02-09 03:59:35 UTC

This is the none pizza left beef of cookie

2019-02-09 03:59:52 UTC

What the fuck is going on in the top right

2019-02-09 04:00:56 UTC

It's from one of those tubes of cookie dough

2019-02-09 04:01:02 UTC

I just cut it into discs and put it on the tray

2019-02-09 04:01:12 UTC

Did you Butter the pan at all?

2019-02-09 04:01:12 UTC

They spread more than I thought they would

2019-02-09 04:01:21 UTC

Nonstick pan dear

2019-02-09 04:01:28 UTC

Nigga how you fuck up premade cookie dough

2019-02-09 04:01:33 UTC

Bruh

2019-02-09 04:01:39 UTC

You still grease nonstick pans

2019-02-09 04:01:41 UTC

How do you fuck up your career you retail monkey

2019-02-09 04:01:42 UTC

FUCK YOU

2019-02-09 04:01:44 UTC

Stop being a child

2019-02-09 04:01:47 UTC

Nonstick just means that actually works

2019-02-09 04:01:50 UTC

Butter your trays

2019-02-09 04:01:51 UTC

THE INSTRUCTIONS CLEARLY SAID NOT TO GREASE THE PAN

2019-02-09 04:01:53 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2019-02-09 04:01:56 UTC

FUCK YOU ALL

2019-02-09 04:01:58 UTC

THEY WERE WRONG

2019-02-09 04:02:06 UTC

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU BITCH

2019-02-09 04:02:07 UTC

^

2019-02-09 04:02:14 UTC

COME AT ME BRO

2019-02-09 04:02:38 UTC

If I run out of ways to gape your asshole, I will fucking innovate, I fucking promise you that

2019-02-09 04:03:02 UTC

We got a 3d printer somewhere around here, we can make stuff work.

2019-02-09 04:03:31 UTC

I'm gonna kick a full-grown pumpkin straight up your fucking shit-slit

2019-02-09 04:03:44 UTC

A few lathes, too.

2019-02-09 04:03:54 UTC

The bigger one can do a 12" diameter

2019-02-09 04:04:22 UTC

@timsandtoms what's in the "lathe" box?

2019-02-09 04:04:47 UTC

...

2019-02-09 04:04:49 UTC

a Lathe

2019-02-09 04:05:05 UTC

I leave you guys for two seconds
TWO SECONDS
and you turn full degen!

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