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Poor John. People try to connect with him and he can't help but push them away, on account of his crippling autism

!answer what is the heaviest object in the universe

https://github.com/IAmNotGoodWithComputers/pigbotv2/commit/0198ca2a91ca3c0e66abd40724cd635892d685fc

>depending on a specific wording of a question for your half-assed bant

I laff

anyway as you can see the bot has always been sending wrong strings to wolfram https://github.com/IAmNotGoodWithComputers/pigbotv2/commit/77ed160c37fe4e56d45968f9e5756a5d27156350

I hope the quality of answers will be slightly better now

never noticed

Man. I reconnected with a friend recently

Having cute friends is so comfy

Am I one of your cute friends @Pawp?

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Answer wisely.

Yes? Your Matt. The thicc hand cg user who got me a bitchin company logo

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Company logo?

Dear, commercial use requires additional payment

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Rip

New Pet Semetary was kinda disappointing

Stephen King is a HUGE faggot these days

New IT was good tho

But this

They changed the whole ending

And not only that

>they changed the whole ending

They changed the whole theme of the movie

For the better

Og movie is trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM

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it not real

who else slept for 20 hours this weekend? put your hands up

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Total around 15

14h 28m

Not me

night shifts are a hell of a drug

weekends are fucked up for me

wake up, morning wood, jack off, sleep, wake up again in the afternoon, jack off again, sleep, and there goes 1/2 of my saturday

spend less on jacking off

jacking off is free though

oh, time

i can only do it on weekends <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

>he doesn't masturbate in the shower daily

>implying I shower daily

I can't do it in the shower, only while lying down

is it autism

yes

>jacking off lying down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzygkxPK6YA

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wtf why am i tired after sleeping so much

maybe i need a sip

my fucking head

poor @porco yesterdays fun takes its toll from today

on 1 to 12 extended scale on how bad is it

if I close my eyes everything spins and if I leave them open every bit of light hurts

I've turned the backlit of my screens to minimum, lowered all the curtains

and now the thing that bothers me most if the pump of the CPU watercooler

it's basically hammering right into my head

gf on the other hand is sleeping since almost 12 hours now, guess I'll have to wake her up soon

though she want to pee around 5 AM and went back to sleep

it's important to point out that besides being heavily intoxicated, I made 3 commits to the bot

@Cole https://observer.com/2012/04/bottoms-up-the-ballmer-peak-is-real-study-says/

kek

@Hiruzen for the pH1 question, isn't the reaction least likely to happen at a pH of 1 as it takes place in water, which has a pH of around 7? (this coming from someone who only did high school chemistry and can't remember what the pkh is for)

@Millwood wtf @porco censored our conversation?????

yes

If you can't handle alcohol, leave it to the whites <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Kimichiboi he's gay like that

we live in a society

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-07-09-tencent-plans-to-take-wegame-worldwide-as-steam-rivalry-grows

tencent to take their storefront worldwide

to compete with steam

Chink gaming platform

I'd support it tbh

Chinks steal tech like it's nobodies business. I'll happily play chink gaming clones

@Jake why do some views in discord override Page Up / Page Down?

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@porco what's the theme of your wedding going to be?

"Fuck you Customs and Border Security"?

@Matthew That was actually quite comfy to watch, thanks <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Sdeck37 what, the wired video?

Yeah

Are Germans capable of watching an hour long video in just 30 minutes?

S-sugoi...

I skipped over the transistor story

Had heard that far too much by now

What did you think of the almighty Chink-Jew?