john

dont you rent

you've told more people to end it, than I did

because it cools down to fast

I should ban you for that

and yes

But I'm not a gay mod 😏

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you're a gay user

but my landlord doesn't care and J suspect may commit insurance fraud after I leave.

Us dirty peasants should be expected to act like dirty peasants

by that logic

I'm not admin

>may commit insurance fraud

@johnfrum Explain that statement

john help him and get a cut

then report him for tax fraud

the house is literally falling apart under the veneer of drywall and linoleum

dont local renters laws protect you

file complaints with teh state and sue

Yeah, and his lease will be up by the time they actually take action on any of his complaints.

and make sure you break in and steal the copper piping after you move in

@porco Come to USA, we'll slather ourselves in olive oil and settle this like men

I'm considering actually

I've sent out a few applications in Cali

We'll find out who's king of this gym

my girlfriend's immigration status is going to be cancelled in a few weeks and she has to go back to Taiwan

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and immigrating both to the US would be fairly easy

california

I mean it's mainly structural things that don't really effect my health other than the feeling is slowly bowing in because he just put in fiberglass batting without shoring it up

I want something sunny, either cali or florida, but I've heard too many bad things about florida

I weep for you, John. But at least your doorknobs are installed correctly

>structural
>its okay guys my guest room just collapsed when i shot the roof when i was drunk

also florida has crocodiles, I'm afraid of crocodiles

@porco Florida is quite nice when it's not hurricanes

my contractor instaleld the lightswitchs UPSIDE DOWN

and crocodiles

Crocodiles taste great tho

im still really angry

the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes

I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn

crocodiles can wait outside your door and attack you as you go outside

so it's pretty good otherwise

Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts

hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can

^

You fucking pussies

crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes

even I can dodge gators

im not afraid of crocodiles

Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off

crocodiels are pretty based

I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis

remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile

the silent killer

it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off

didnt evne attakc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpidN6EjOA

fucking crocodiles

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8wsk71/giving_my_jacket_to_this_crocodile_wcgw/

I'll never go to Florida

this one @porco

and matt

California is probably more comfortable

I wonder if I'm brown enough to be considered diversity

For homos like you, yes, immeasurably so

>california

>a crackhouse costs half a million

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dude I live in Zurich, the rest of the world sounds cheap to me

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators

he wants to fuck around Chinatown, not own property

>full of homeless and homosexual child predators
I thought that was Florida

Protip, live in the country and telecommute to work

you can buy a house cheap as shit in like arizona and kansas

that way your collegues don't have to fucking smell you

you talk like you are from Utah

telecommuting us such a retarded term I'm glad was killed off by zoomers for an actually sensible replacement of 'off-site work'

You don't even know what Utah is you fucking spaghettinigger

you destroyed my "Salt Lake City" bant

😦

fuck you

isnt slc a nice place to actually live

or no

is there any statistics about what place in the US has the most Asians?

I want to live in a place full of cute Asian girls

It's gotta be either Cali or New York City.

It'll be New Pork City

I don't think I can afford NYC

probably Cali, Boston or nyc

Boston has legal weed, right?

was it Boston?

Boston has a cozier chinatown,

West coast

DUUUUUUUUUUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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