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2019-02-26 18:35:41 UTC

speaking of america http://archive.is/W7uqs saw this day or few ? ago

2019-02-26 18:35:47 UTC

is that cheetozman for real

2019-02-26 18:35:51 UTC

ahhh, yes

2019-02-26 18:35:54 UTC

the obsession begins

2019-02-26 18:36:09 UTC

seriously speaking have you seen that news matthew

2019-02-26 18:36:20 UTC

Yeah, It's dumb

2019-02-26 18:36:25 UTC

And everyone knows it's dumb

2019-02-26 18:38:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/550023837295706122/IMG_20190226_193609.jpg

2019-02-26 18:38:32 UTC

My first high quality not chink whetstone

2019-02-26 18:38:59 UTC

>not chink

2019-02-26 18:39:17 UTC

gook =/= chink

2019-02-26 18:39:37 UTC

performs just like chinkstones

2019-02-26 18:39:39 UTC

:P

2019-02-26 18:39:52 UTC

Chink on it, chink it is

2019-02-26 18:40:01 UTC

If feels much nicer and it's much heavier than my noname chink stones

2019-02-26 18:40:22 UTC

No one uses more than three hanjas at once these days

2019-02-26 18:40:33 UTC

@porco gay mod

2019-02-26 18:40:47 UTC

Jokes aside, grid/strength?

2019-02-26 18:40:57 UTC

@Matthew gay user

2019-02-26 18:41:04 UTC

@Sdeck37 600/1000

2019-02-26 18:41:32 UTC

I still don't see the point to go past 1000, that's just for looks imo

2019-02-26 18:41:51 UTC

Neat, I hope it serves you well. 2000 for finish later?

2019-02-26 18:41:52 UTC

So 1000 is fine and I barely use my knifes below the point they need something stronger than 600

2019-02-26 18:42:57 UTC

@porco You're not as gay as me

2019-02-26 18:42:59 UTC

(more)

2019-02-26 18:43:05 UTC

No 2000, I just go until 1000 and call it a knife

2019-02-26 18:43:25 UTC

Matt might be sucking down calories but at least he ain't sucking a cock || (hopefully) ||

2019-02-26 18:43:33 UTC

I leave that to you

2019-02-26 18:44:03 UTC

How do you make shiny bois for your family members then? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-02-26 18:44:03 UTC

i use one of these, because i'd rather spend my time doing something else than sharpening my meme knives

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/550025270090792968/aspekt-knife-sharpener-black__0465045_PE609833_S4.JPG

2019-02-26 18:44:12 UTC

>porco keeps naming other people with words related to gay stuff

2019-02-26 18:44:15 UTC

guess old habits die hard

2019-02-26 18:45:03 UTC

Oh boy...

2019-02-26 18:45:15 UTC

@Tribit fix my name please I love you ๐Ÿ˜š

2019-02-26 18:45:22 UTC

@gecho those just fuck up your knives

2019-02-26 18:45:30 UTC

They do more harm than good

2019-02-26 18:45:41 UTC

well, what can i say?

2019-02-26 18:45:45 UTC

i have shitty knives

2019-02-26 18:45:54 UTC

and that meme ikea sharpener improves their edge

2019-02-26 18:46:19 UTC

I assume you don't cook either then?

2019-02-26 18:46:30 UTC

i do

2019-02-26 18:46:32 UTC

Either change my name back or At least Capitalize it to "Gay User", smh

2019-02-26 18:46:49 UTC

>he couldn't survive long with name change

2019-02-26 18:46:55 UTC

Poor grammar bothers me

2019-02-26 18:47:02 UTC

Leave Sum's name as is, tho

2019-02-26 18:47:03 UTC

i'm not a 'murican so i barely do anything else than chop vegetables

2019-02-26 18:47:07 UTC

It is kinda annoying since once I change my pfp I'd be anon like

2019-02-26 18:47:11 UTC

@Matthew since you asked nicely

2019-02-26 18:47:17 UTC

change gay user's name to 'matthew' for maximum trigger

2019-02-26 18:47:17 UTC

But then again it's a badge of porco obsession with php

2019-02-26 18:48:03 UTC

Several people are typing

2019-02-26 18:48:04 UTC

If asking nice works, @Tribit Please make me moderator of <#531212403858472967> please XOXO

2019-02-26 18:48:06 UTC

Treat yourself to a proper knife then one day. It's nice

2019-02-26 18:48:25 UTC

>making Matt a mod of off topic

2019-02-26 18:48:33 UTC

Yeah like mods would do something useful

2019-02-26 18:48:34 UTC

Fat chance

2019-02-26 18:48:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2019-02-26 18:48:40 UTC

^

2019-02-26 18:48:46 UTC

dull knives are better at not cutting yourself

2019-02-26 18:48:59 UTC

tbh porco is probly only mod doing something usefull

2019-02-26 18:49:00 UTC

:D

2019-02-26 18:49:12 UTC

i don't need any kitchen knives to cut myself

2019-02-26 18:49:13 UTC

smh

2019-02-26 18:49:25 UTC

@Tervy Can't trust your opinion, since you're still bootyblasted from being cucked

2019-02-26 18:49:29 UTC

Slow cars are better at not crashing? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-02-26 18:50:00 UTC

good tires are better at not crashing

2019-02-26 18:50:03 UTC

speed is never the issue

2019-02-26 18:50:04 UTC

grip is

2019-02-26 18:50:11 UTC

@Matthew but would that make me more likely to speak truth than lick their arses ?

2019-02-26 18:50:13 UTC

good drivers are better at not crashing

2019-02-26 18:50:13 UTC

Male drivers are better at not crashing

2019-02-26 18:50:22 UTC

Wow Sum said the same thing as me

2019-02-26 18:50:41 UTC

Same for knifes, proper grip and you'll never cut yourself unless you want to

2019-02-26 18:52:40 UTC

if you never use knives you won't cut urself

2019-02-26 18:52:47 UTC

If you're still cutting your vegetables with your thumb onto the object next to the blade, you're an useless savage anyway

2019-02-26 18:53:19 UTC

i cut my vegetables with scissors

2019-02-26 18:53:35 UTC

i cut myself with razors

2019-02-26 18:53:43 UTC

@Tribit Make a new section called #Matt's Krazily Komfy Korner, and give me free reign to make this server everything it should be! You have nothing to lose!

2019-02-26 18:53:54 UTC

@spaqin Self-harm talk is against Discord TOS smh

2019-02-26 18:54:04 UTC

do it again and I'm telling @Jake

2019-02-26 18:54:06 UTC

what if i'm a cub

2019-02-26 18:54:11 UTC

;D

2019-02-26 18:54:22 UTC

Just do your own server then <:ninjaturt:499294145093959680>

2019-02-26 18:54:31 UTC

<:porco:542400907229265933>

2019-02-26 18:54:40 UTC

What is this shit btw?

2019-02-26 18:54:50 UTC

i can agree to matthew's proposition if he's the only one allowed in that channel

2019-02-26 18:54:54 UTC

that's Porco's personal emoji, because he is actually that gay

2019-02-26 18:55:04 UTC

I didn't add that

2019-02-26 18:55:10 UTC

Yeah, but it's still yours

2019-02-26 18:55:14 UTC

<:porco:542400907229265933>

2019-02-26 18:55:37 UTC

I can ask the mod channel if we can make you an off topic janitor

2019-02-26 18:55:39 UTC

<:miclick:527149623609917451>

2019-02-26 18:55:47 UTC

And give you delete rights only in off topic

2019-02-26 18:55:54 UTC

I see the intend of a comfy porco, but I don't see how one would use it..

2019-02-26 18:56:13 UTC

Me neither, as I said, I didn't add that

2019-02-26 18:56:16 UTC

@Sdeck37 "It's cold outside, but I have my blanket and my anime <:porco:542400907229265933> "

2019-02-26 18:56:27 UTC

<:superbaka:518871594211475477>

2019-02-26 18:56:28 UTC

<:gWeebMikuSanta:393528702715035657>

2019-02-26 18:56:34 UTC

<:KarenDab:455822119641546752>

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