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2019-01-06 20:47:48 UTC

is the "subscribed since xxx" different for nitro classic and nitro? thonk

2019-01-06 20:48:21 UTC

<:wowcool:512430287792111616>

2019-01-06 20:48:28 UTC

it has the full clip

2019-01-06 20:48:29 UTC

delet

2019-01-06 20:48:33 UTC

who

2019-01-06 20:48:39 UTC

Hit or miss.

2019-01-06 20:48:41 UTC

ree

2019-01-06 20:48:56 UTC

Tervy @Julian

2019-01-06 20:49:01 UTC

You can check the audit log

2019-01-06 20:49:01 UTC

yea

2019-01-06 20:49:04 UTC

....I'm hungry

2019-01-06 20:49:07 UTC

for that ass

2019-01-06 20:49:09 UTC

Hi Hungry

2019-01-06 20:49:10 UTC

I'm dad

2019-01-06 20:49:13 UTC

2019-01-06 20:49:20 UTC

how about this one?

2019-01-06 20:49:26 UTC

won't show up

2019-01-06 20:49:31 UTC

Yes but get rid of the older one if you're gonna use that

2019-01-06 20:49:31 UTC

too smoll

2019-01-06 20:49:34 UTC

Do I wait for gf to get off work and go out to lunch, or do I go out by myself like a fucking hog

2019-01-06 20:49:42 UTC

wait, you pig

2019-01-06 20:49:44 UTC

Also, it's a girl, so stop projecting your homosexual fantasies on her

2019-01-06 20:50:03 UTC

>lunch

2019-01-06 20:50:07 UTC

it's 10 pm

2019-01-06 20:50:12 UTC

Not in the US

2019-01-06 20:50:14 UTC

just have a wholesome meal with ur gf

2019-01-06 20:50:16 UTC

It's 3 PM here, idiot

2019-01-06 20:50:18 UTC

instead of chowing down an entire pizza

2019-01-06 20:50:18 UTC

who cares about the US?

2019-01-06 20:50:19 UTC

<:madjoy:511210643588644867>

2019-01-06 20:50:34 UTC

also 3 PM is still a rather late lunch

2019-01-06 20:50:34 UTC

@porco I thought we already had one

2019-01-06 20:50:41 UTC

no I removed it

2019-01-06 20:50:43 UTC

nobody used it

2019-01-06 20:50:52 UTC

>nobody

2019-01-06 20:50:58 UTC

You consider yourself a nobody?

2019-01-06 20:51:06 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872> so I'll add another one that nobody will use

2019-01-06 20:51:11 UTC

Well, you aren't wrong...

2019-01-06 20:51:11 UTC

but we have <:huh:527482704191815681> now

2019-01-06 20:51:15 UTC

<:huh:527482704191815681>

2019-01-06 20:51:17 UTC

best emote

2019-01-06 20:51:17 UTC

@porco It's my day off. I woke up, got a BK breakfast sandwich (It sucked), then went back to sleep until 11, and I've been shitposting since

2019-01-06 20:51:19 UTC

Imagine paying $4.99 to post emojis

2019-01-06 20:51:20 UTC

<:Huh:517406570796285962>

2019-01-06 20:51:28 UTC

Pin that

2019-01-06 20:51:32 UTC

I bet you won't

2019-01-06 20:51:36 UTC

'cause you fell for the meme

2019-01-06 20:51:42 UTC

@Jake I bet $4.99 is deducted from your pay every month

2019-01-06 20:51:48 UTC

I'm just paying Jake's Tesla

2019-01-06 20:52:00 UTC

>he still hasn't pinned that

2019-01-06 20:52:01 UTC

i wonder if best option would just be delete all emojis

2019-01-06 20:52:01 UTC

I wouldnโ€™t notice tbh

2019-01-06 20:52:04 UTC

I rest my case

2019-01-06 20:52:13 UTC

i would love option to disable all the emojis @Jake

2019-01-06 20:52:17 UTC

The best option is to nuke this server

2019-01-06 20:52:18 UTC

>discord dev flexing about his pay

2019-01-06 20:52:21 UTC

I'm laffin

2019-01-06 20:52:25 UTC

@Tervy close ur eyes lmao

2019-01-06 20:52:29 UTC

either by just showing up on users screen

2019-01-06 20:52:30 UTC

Still better than yours @Matthew

2019-01-06 20:52:35 UTC

or prevent their usage server wide

2019-01-06 20:52:38 UTC

@Jake how much does a software engineer @ discord make with about 8 years of experience?

2019-01-06 20:52:41 UTC

True, but I won't be dead in 20 years lol

2019-01-06 20:52:48 UTC

@Matthew broadway shows don't pay themselves

2019-01-06 20:52:49 UTC

Idk. Depends if ur good.

2019-01-06 20:52:52 UTC

Your obesity says otherwise

2019-01-06 20:52:54 UTC

let's say I'm not

2019-01-06 20:52:59 UTC

and future diabetes

2019-01-06 20:53:01 UTC

Enjoy

2019-01-06 20:53:06 UTC

I have 30-40 good years left before I kms

2019-01-06 20:53:08 UTC

Probably 120-150k

2019-01-06 20:53:11 UTC

nice

2019-01-06 20:53:12 UTC

But if ur good.

2019-01-06 20:53:14 UTC

I'll apply

2019-01-06 20:53:23 UTC

tfw 90k

2019-01-06 20:53:24 UTC

>no spots for translators

2019-01-06 20:53:28 UTC

I'm still disappointed

2019-01-06 20:53:36 UTC

translators lmao

2019-01-06 20:53:37 UTC

Bro we donโ€™t make enough strings

2019-01-06 20:53:42 UTC

To need full time translators

2019-01-06 20:53:47 UTC

do you offer visa sponsorship?

2019-01-06 20:53:49 UTC

translate every blog post 4head

2019-01-06 20:53:50 UTC

>Inb4 jake cheekily tells HR to discard your applicaiton

2019-01-06 20:53:50 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-01-06 20:54:10 UTC

>cheeckily tells

2019-01-06 20:54:10 UTC

Why involve HR?

2019-01-06 20:54:15 UTC

He'll discard it himself

2019-01-06 20:54:18 UTC

I can just delete the application myself lol.

2019-01-06 20:54:27 UTC

Video it burning ?

2019-01-06 20:54:30 UTC

imagine applying at discord and getting invited to a Skype interview

2019-01-06 20:54:34 UTC

>burning

2019-01-06 20:54:43 UTC

Why, he can just put it under his pillow and have sweet dreams

2019-01-06 20:55:02 UTC

so @Jake does discord offer visa sponsorship?

2019-01-06 20:55:04 UTC

And gay sex

2019-01-06 20:55:06 UTC

Probably

2019-01-06 20:55:39 UTC

@porco please porco no, dont be part of cheetos land

2019-01-06 20:56:17 UTC

look at the bright side though, if porco becomes discord employee he will make csg invincible

2019-01-06 20:56:27 UTC

As I thought

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