imagine all the breathplay videos you couldnt be held responsible for

Let's write my application together, one word at a time

let's go

Inside every Euro is an American struggling to break free

you look like there's an euro inside your stomach matthew

did jake really shill the obnoxious gift button

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

like u accidentally click and u have to go and press cancel with ur mouse

We are adding the option to hide all the buttons

it's getting good

cant esc or click else

And fixing that bug

So esc and click out works

Just chill fam.

good

We listen to feedback

@Jake the discord job page doesn't scroll on firefox

it's broken

i will chill if u gift me nitro

😊

@Jake when is the option to hide left sidebar coming?

try the button

can't scroll

😦

you can hire me and I will fix it

ok?

:D

deal

hackerman

Big improvements to design coming in current year.

juliet change your pfp

jesus

to what

I'll change to kitty

I'm unironically applying let's see how far I get

@Jake yay for more (hopefully)poweruser options

soon to be discord shill ™

@Jake what is your biggest sexual turnoff (besides women)?

```Stay refreshed with 14 paid holidays, use-what-you-need sick days, and four weeks of PTO.```

is that much for the US?

14 days of holiday

wowee

I get 2 days a month

jesus thats only for one season in greece

And all federal holidays

14 paid holidays, and then 4 weeks of paid time off

cmon

what's PTO?

Paid time off

i... said it in the previous message

what's the difference between PTO and paid holidays?

@porco during holidays, you get paid

PTO is days you choose yourself

ah I see

that's actually a lot then

inb4 60 hour weeks

The real question is, how much of Discord is powered by chinkshit

Don't worry, as a salaried monkey, you'll be working 60-80 hour weeks whenever they say so

I have 6 weeks / year of paid leave which is basically the same as 14 days of holiday and 4 weeks of time off

@Jake is discord unionized?

@porco you want to be unionized, fren

https://discordapp.com/assets/77a69e62fd7923c451055a331a344ce8.jpg @Jake is that you?

No that’s Danny discord.

>unsweetened green tea

gross

he looks like a cool dude, what's his team? If I join, I want to be in his team

If porco got hired and started talking about unionization, what would happen? @Jake

but holy fuck can you actually concentrate in that environment?

https://discordapp.com/assets/c20cc1c85b0b1822a2b34f03c228db9c.jpg

@porco imagine all the paper plane messaging that goes there

>the porco bot breaks character in its excitement and speaks in pure hexadecimal code

sweetened tea

what are u

virgin?

@Tervy nerf guns are more the norm

thats for the message interception

Can confirm nerf guns at my office.

Euros don't know the majesty of southern sweet tea

that unsweetened tea tastes like leaves

err i mean "packet drop"

not even tasty

there's good unsweetened iced tea

and then there's that stuff

nerf guns just scream startup

rise up

But do they offer Gunnar Glasses, Eyewear for Gamers ™

as part of their health plan

just wear normal blue reflective glasses

duh

That doesn't even have RGB LEDs

How does it help my health

just use flux

4head

oh shit all your guys gay talk has kept me up for so long]

i gotta hit the hay

cause i wake up early