yeah

nice

I love that

Chinese insults are so poetic and beautiful

I like german insults more tbh

Like 花心. If say "flower heart" most people might think it's a nice compliment

imagine shouting Flachwishcer

or calling someone a fickfehler

calling someone a bad egg vs calling someone a flat fapper

fuck error lmao

calling someone a turtle vs calling someone a cuckold

Chinese insults win all the way

telling someone to fuck his mother vs calling him a grass-mud horse

you know the grass mud horse, right?

yeah

but I prefer more direct insults if I'm actually angry

ye olde cao ni ma

what ks your mandarin go-to insult?

他妈的

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@porco whats yours

I don't really have one but yesterday I had to go through the Jewish district of Zurich with 3 Taiwanese and there was an Orthodox Jew in a minivan that took away our parking spot

so I said 他媽的猶太人

kek

what did the tw ppl say

was your gf with you

yes she was there

absolute unit

Jew was one of the first Mandarin words she taught me

also nectarine

so we have a meme

every time we see a Jew, he's actually a 油桃人

because I always got it mixed up in the beginning

but when I started learning Mandarin it was kinda embarassing, for example I also always got 包子 and 婊子 mixed up

and once I unironically asked for the wrong thing in a Chinese grocery store

that's a huge problem when you start learning a language but you are very interested in learning the entire necessary profanity right away

since I may get gook gf now

nice

should I learn conversational gook

literally a kimchi flatrate

I wish I had endless kimchi