Yes, our mods are retarded faggots, it is true

kek

der absolut state

The future is here. Knife pencil.

wow, that's...

I mean.

okay, that's really...

dumb?

I knew you were a valley girl

Future is pretty shit tbh

Wrong, I didn't say "That's really dumbuuuuhhhhh"

I do t get why they are selling this and to who

Maybe as a joke gift

People who'd rather have a razor shaped pencil in the holder than carry a pencil like a normal person?

Idiots?

Now, to be fair

THIS knife pencil

Bit better.

I just don't understand how this could be preferable to a normal pencil

🤔

I want to eat it, I am going to buy this and eat it and sue the company to bankruptcy

It's a replacement for a carpenter pencil, not a normal one.

How would graphite respond to stomach acid?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/b7eeii/discord_wants_to_censor_harmless_speech_while_the/ another on on the discord pc cancer

The sharp line that's easy to get against a straight-edge was appealing for the first, but it's honestly just shit. I bought it knowing it would be a gimmick.

@Matthew Just graphite shouldn't do anything. Binder holding it together might get dissolved.

Fair. I wonder if it'd be toxic in any way, or if it'd just pass through

Would depend on the binder, but anything less than multiple packages would probably at worst make you a bit queasy, just from having ate weird shit, not toxicity.

It's mostly just carbon, which is harmless

Right

I'm watching Arma 3 missions. It's actually pretty comfy. Except for when some kiddo doesn't know how to use the radio correctly

The only ARMA I've ever been exposed to is some SovietWomble

``Uh, there's some enemies uh...close``

``tank to your left``

Like, it's cringe when they're TOO serious and reeeeee whenever someone says something non-essential or not in lingo, but when it's too informal it's no better than watching Battlefield or COD gameplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1TyMWcj7XE

This is the one I'm watching, it's cute

I'ma level with you, there's about a strong zero percent chance I'm clicking that, just because I pretty much never click videos, but that actually sounds kinda neat though.

graphite is non-toxic

Sir, I am personally offended that you won't commit to watching a half-hour video just because I posted it

don't eat pencils matt

I know americans will eat anything remotely edible like chinks

but stay away, pencils are not food

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I had some pretty decent BBQ for lunch today.

It was kinda dry, but they provided plenty of sauce

Wow.

I swear it gets worse by the day

>when your sexuality looks liek a tripcode

this tbh

looks like one of the auto-generated Spotify usernames

there's a queer rally near me soon

should I attend and record the experience in my journal for...posterity?

Nah, you should stay away and let the freaks have their freak show

I want to know what exactly is happening behind those closed doors

You really, really don't.

there's a uni...fetish party too

I unfortunately know because my friend's sister is one of them

It's cursed.

you know what, I'll attend if I have the time and record it

She also attended some Antifa thing and we were tempted to print out portraits of Benito Mussolini and hand them out

some 6'4 tranny was staring me down earlier

>mfw you almost got your cheeks busted by a tranny

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not sure if he was checking me out or impressed by monkmode

are you manlet, fren

He is manlet

5'11

why

hahaha manlet, manlet!

No reason

i'm wearing big boy boots

if not I would be 5'10

matt acts high and mighty although he's barely past the 6' cutoff for his lardass

god why is the laptop market so fucking confusing

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I AM high and mighty, compared to you

by 2 inches

Not only am I taller, I'm also wider, and girthier

I don't even gayme on the go that much but I still want a card faster than a 1050Ti-M

what do you need that for

besides gaymen

its not like you'd do cuda work on a laptop

Not really anything, maybe some Lightroom/Ps

Shit loves vRAM

fair enough

that's gaymen laptop territory though

I was looking at Lenovo X1 Extreme but at $2500 with a 1050Ti it's like

Just a little overpriced? Even with edu discount

Everything else is either like 4kg, thicker than a pile of textbooks, or has battery life <5h

Or is aesthetically disgusting like MSI GF63

muh laptop as a fashion statement

Not really, more "I just don't want to be that dude with the bright red G A Y M E R laptop that blasts the fans when you open Chrome"

>not flexing on your colleagues with the power of your RGB fans

> sit down in the computer class
> start up my acer gaming laptop from 2004
> room is shaking
> cold swet on my classmate's face
> acer leaves the room and joins other alien ships close to DI Chamaeleontis also known as HIP 54365

just let them be jealous m8

absolute unit router

Is that a router or a jammer