watch space battleship yamato

^ this

Yamato is based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BCRCuXR6U

This is so sad. Alexa, play despacito

Mfw a medical bill I've been dodging for 3 years arrives this month having been "adjusted" to be half the original price

Lol hospital cucks I still ain't paying you

Yikes. I just saw that 8-bit Guy's wife.

"As long as he's happy, I guess"

My first thought after the shock had worn off.

What does YOUR gf/wife look like

he should take whatever he can get

He got one on the exact same tier.

@Matthew Five fingers and a palm.

*Sad!*

You shouldn't judge others

I'm not judging, I'm relaying an observation.

can't believe someone married him

yikes

https://youtu.be/ayh0qebfD2g?t=19m17s

thicc

although im surprised she is white

he looks like the "i prefer asian women" starterpack

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She's a worse slob than him

Both to the gym!

ITT: Forever-Alones negg a happily married man

you go too

I'm happy with my body, cuck

Which is the problem

>Being happy with your life is a problem

sorry, not everyone is depressed all the time, germ

loving yourself is for cucks

become better

Imagine unironically feeling a sense of inferiority at all times

this is the default mindset of a euro, it seems

>people addressing you specifically

>this must be about everyone else

as an american, I take the burden upon myself to speak for everyone, as I am the smartest person here

imagine being so comfortable with your complacency that you just dont care how horridly fat you are

Sorry, Couldn't hear you above the sound of not being a dirty potatonigger

not sure why i expected better bants from you

How presumptuous, thinking you deserve even 1% of my brain's capacity for retorts

*Sad!*

think you might just be a bit soft in the head

Tug on it a bit, it'll stiffen up

i'd need to dig it out first

Well, get to work, then

I know you micks are adverse to hard labor, but let's give it a go nonetheless

not sure why you say this when to be irish is to be american

if you aren't irish, you can never be a true american

boston is ireland 2, the best state

like half of presidents have been irish

im more american than you will ever be

O B S E S S E D

well, my kids will be rather

since i dont have any irish blood

my partners a celt

sorry to hear it

Man, I had way too much cotton candy

my partner is a woman

Thank you for that tidbit, matt

Wasn't directed at you, dummy

Oh, also you arent entitled to your wife's family crest @NiceBear unless she is the only child or has no male siblings

He did not say "Wife", which concerns me

he said "partner"

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Oh yeah, hes doing the whole wedlock thing.

Out of wedlock*

Absolutely degen, if you ask me

Then you arent entitled to her family's crest at all as any resultant children will technically be bastards.

You could use it but people who still use crests are autistic and you'll be subject to the autism.

Born a bastard, seeded from a faggot

how sad

Heraldy is dumb anyway

Heraldry is, too

Fun fact I learned my warehouse that secures hundreds of thousands of goods from multiple vendors has a door that can be shimmed with a knife.

Why did you shim the door, John

Because I was locked out and no one was answering my knocks or calls

What kind of knife did you use

Gerber paraframe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnmcRTnTNC8

Educate yourself, John

About to go in for the first interview

Hoping for a good result

@PoliteSuka ganbatte!

deviant's presentations are amazing

good taste @Matthew

Deviant is such a normie for someone with that name

The man fucking breaks into shit for a living how is he a normie

I suppose when you make fat pentesting bux, you can change your name to something that stands out

"Hi my name is Rip McBadass, I'll be your firearms instructor today"

@Droidbot my granduncle is a locksmith and he is plainer than the cornstrach peanuts they pack as mail snacks

Can you repeat that in non redneck?

Can you repeat that in non arabic?

Also you mever tried the biodegradable packing peanuts they make from starch?

They're probably illegal in his country

Or its not profitable to use them because germany doesn't make so much corn they have no idea what to do with it all

Sure, but it's funnier to think that everything is illegal for arbitrary reasons in non-free countries