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Heck, my chestnuts exploded

what did he mean by this

I forgot to poke holes in them so they started exploding all over my oven

RIP

Huh. EDF is actually really fun, and DOESN'T Run like dogshit

@Matthew https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/1092188189727621120?s=19

I don't understand

why am I being tagged for this

This is not velma's tits

Idk I thought you posted shaggy memes not that long ago

I did, but I post a lot of shit

Next time you ping me it better be a picture of your slender mod hands

Stop shitting on Stitch

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Also, I agree, Shaggy memes were never funny

@Sdeck37 Good taste for quoting Junji Ito

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Nobody is shitting on Stitch the chartacter

just the horseshit shows they keep putting him in

Yeah, I skipped through that part before I read everything

The anime is shit, I agree

Also

I played all EDF games solo, fight me

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I dunno, beating up someone with no friends seems kind of low

@sum I hope you played Dead Rising: Off the Record

@Matthew right?

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I just did DR 2

DR 2 is fun

DR2:OtR is also fun

DR3 is also fun if you look past the fact that it's supposed to be a DR game

DR4 does ***NOT*** exist

I couldn't stand how sluggish the controls were

In which one?

3

Yeah

I also hated those

I treat it as a fangame

4 is some guy's fan fiction that got pitched to devs

I recommend at least trying DR1 to everybody

2 is def the best

Yeah, it's more polished

Like, a lot more polished

Just like Off the Record

I THINK DR2 has a mod scene on PC

Ye

There's a forum dedicated to it

So does DR1 though

But I forgot how limited it is

http://deadrising2mods.proboards.com/

Like

Dead Rising has some really passionate fans

Either I haven't been researching them too much

As A concept, the game is fantastic

I really wish it weren't the only game of its kind

Or they're some of the very few people who actually hunt for beta discs to showcase them to everyone and narrate all of the more obscure tidbits they find

@Matthew same

It just works

I'm afraid there won't be any more releases, though

But I can live with that

Ok this is epic

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How do you get a 13year old intern?

^

id loved to do an intern job at fuckin 13

What child-labor ass country do you live in where interns can be 13

I live in EU

it's a one-day forced internship by their school

^ and later on they get 1 week

nah you dont they hate their kids as much

just state how things are and write/rate him up as he was

:D

I don't even get to rate him

complain to your boss that his son is too stupid to understand recursion and pointers

bullshit stuff like that is ?

we got rated back when i was in school

and rating thing was quite cruel requirements to get 10/10

I don't how, I guess he would have earned a participation trophy today

i only got 8/10 goddamit and it was workplace where i had worked before

What a garbo

the ridiculous requirements for 10/10 were in tier of "know more than the guy teaching you or leader of the field"

If i'd get send a 13year old, i'd just let him play fortnight all day

How is this ever so slightly useful to anyone?

someone is salty about his poor score @Tervy

i am

impossible requirements man

that stuff continues to UAS/uni level too

to get 5/5 of class the requirements are in tier "must have had hobby for 5 years of field and working on it professionaly" etc

what really matters to those numbers is amount of ass-kissing and being quiet how bad the teachers really are

S A L T

@Sdeck37 I let him watch youtube the last half hour

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gf is dragging her ass getting ready for work

I want to go back to sleep goddammit

I didn't take a vacation to NOT sleep

dumb whore smh

Dios mio