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2019-02-01 04:47:24 UTC

Seems like it should be a lead holder for fat leads

2019-02-01 04:47:37 UTC

If that's FOR regular pencils... Not even $10.

2019-02-01 04:48:29 UTC

You chop a pencil in half and thread it in.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/540755296675692544/20190131_224806.jpg

2019-02-01 04:48:36 UTC

Remind me to show you the autistic collection of pens later.

2019-02-01 04:48:41 UTC

is your gf retarded

2019-02-01 04:48:43 UTC

Oh, yeah, that's weird

2019-02-01 04:48:46 UTC

that's like 10 dollars max

2019-02-01 04:49:07 UTC

Something to use up pencil remains, totally reasonable.

2019-02-01 04:49:13 UTC

$35, ehhhh.

2019-02-01 04:49:19 UTC

Not reasonable.

2019-02-01 04:49:58 UTC

It's milled aluminium!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/540755671134502912/nrhj2rz4qu911.png

2019-02-01 04:50:32 UTC

Fucking why

2019-02-01 04:50:42 UTC

It's round. Use a lathe.

2019-02-01 04:52:10 UTC

What a brainlet fucking purchase

2019-02-01 04:52:14 UTC

I love gf less now

2019-02-01 05:21:23 UTC

Ask her if she still has the receipt and return it

2019-02-01 05:22:36 UTC

if you don't love it she's gonna hold it against you until the day you die

2019-02-01 05:22:58 UTC

Only if you have a shitty gf

2019-02-01 05:23:17 UTC

But mine doesn't buy retarded shit like that for me in the first place

2019-02-01 05:23:35 UTC

Though I'd have no gripes telling her she fucked up if she did

2019-02-01 05:23:51 UTC

indeed a not-shitty-gf would not buy dumb trash

2019-02-01 05:24:41 UTC

who the hell even uses pencils so much that the wastage of the last few inches actually matters

2019-02-01 05:24:52 UTC

outside of primary school kids

2019-02-01 05:26:14 UTC

it's weird obscure garbage why did she buy this

2019-02-01 05:26:27 UTC

$35 is like a good lunch

2019-02-01 05:26:39 UTC

for the two of you if you don't order too much

2019-02-01 05:27:04 UTC

you could get a few good mechanical pencils for that

2019-02-01 05:27:25 UTC

'gotta save my HB pencil stubs tho'

2019-02-01 05:38:50 UTC

It isn't for me. It's for her. She's an artist.

2019-02-01 05:39:45 UTC

But she hates it too, but refuses to return it because "the guy was nice and included a bunch of free pencils too, and I already scratched the surface of it, so it wouldn't be right to return it now"

2019-02-01 05:40:12 UTC

Daily reminder that ||we let these people vote||

2019-02-01 05:42:51 UTC

Is there another location nearby? Return it there.

2019-02-01 05:43:01 UTC

Helps the numbers for the store that sold it still, but gets rid of waste of money.

2019-02-01 05:43:40 UTC

She ordered it online. I linked the site above

2019-02-01 05:44:49 UTC

just occurred to me it's USD, obviously

2019-02-01 05:44:52 UTC

hahahahahahhahahahahaha

2019-02-01 05:45:56 UTC

at least if it was monopoly dollars it wouldn't have been such a waste

2019-02-01 05:45:57 UTC

I wouldn't even mention it if it weren't so out of character. Normally she's a deluxe jew about purchases like this

2019-02-01 05:46:36 UTC

frame it and mount it on a wall for the ages

2019-02-01 05:46:41 UTC

She just fell down an etsy hole and bought into some shitty hype

2019-02-01 05:46:58 UTC

Meh. I'll try it at work for a few days and see if it grows on me.

2019-02-01 05:48:00 UTC

I'm sure it's not terrible, it's just terrible for $35

2019-02-01 05:48:26 UTC

it's a hollow tube that clamps onto the stump of a pencil

2019-02-01 05:48:40 UTC

what good qualities can it possibly posess

2019-02-01 05:50:47 UTC

I mean, there IS something to be said for craftsmanship, and supporting smaller businesses. But I would never have bought this, personally.

2019-02-01 05:53:48 UTC

I know that's funny to say, an especially in a server dedicated to buying things cheaply from China.

2019-02-01 05:54:18 UTC

Just because they don't have standards doesn't mean we don't.

2019-02-01 05:54:24 UTC

We're discerning chinkshit buyers.

2019-02-01 05:54:44 UTC

Matt

2019-02-01 05:54:49 UTC

Your wife is silly

2019-02-01 05:55:11 UTC

I can make that with a tubing cutter and a bullet case like now

2019-02-01 05:55:12 UTC

But I can slip her the tube steak every now and then, so I don't mind.

2019-02-01 05:55:47 UTC

Wait

2019-02-01 05:56:10 UTC

Was this actually made from a bullet casing? This was like 20 vents of materials then

2019-02-01 05:56:59 UTC

No, it's not a real bullet casing.

2019-02-01 05:57:39 UTC

Oh, nvm I scrolled up. Thats still silly. Almost as silly as you buying that horrid survival rifle thing

2019-02-01 05:58:09 UTC

I traded the Chiappa for a compound now I got for free.

2019-02-01 05:58:22 UTC

I won that trade.

2019-02-01 05:58:24 UTC

@SenPyro I like the spund track it has all the goofy shit I like in music I shut my brain off to.

2019-02-01 05:59:02 UTC

It was like a 70 lb draw, there's no way I could've used it correctly

2019-02-01 05:59:11 UTC

Pussy

2019-02-01 05:59:22 UTC

But yeah that was probavly the smart move

2019-02-01 06:00:10 UTC

I would like to try archery, though. Not hunting, though.

2019-02-01 06:00:16 UTC

Just target shooting.

2019-02-01 06:01:12 UTC

Buy a samik sage in the 45# ramge

2019-02-01 06:01:41 UTC

>not the Mandarin duck

2019-02-01 06:01:43 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/540773725663133709/unknown.png

2019-02-01 06:02:23 UTC

At a decent restaurant, that's true. Stop being poor and eating trash

2019-02-01 06:02:26 UTC

$35 is a week of groceries

2019-02-01 06:02:48 UTC

pay me faggot

2019-02-01 06:03:25 UTC

Stop being poor.

2019-02-01 06:03:27 UTC

Work.

2019-02-01 06:03:39 UTC

i do

2019-02-01 06:03:49 UTC

No skills? Get skills. Earn more money.

2019-02-01 06:03:53 UTC

i make about 17 an hour

2019-02-01 06:04:22 UTC

and am in college

2019-02-01 06:04:22 UTC

Maybe one day you can be a ||CUSTOMER SERVICE GURU|| like myself.

2019-02-01 06:04:52 UTC

I miss when you could buy a 28 oz steak for 20 bucks.

2019-02-01 06:04:54 UTC

telling a college student to not be poor is like telling an orange to stop being the color orange

2019-02-01 06:05:07 UTC

Steak is overrated.

2019-02-01 06:05:09 UTC

Just remove your skin.

2019-02-01 06:05:27 UTC

oranges are orange under the skin

2019-02-01 06:05:32 UTC

???

2019-02-01 06:05:38 UTC

No, they are white

2019-02-01 06:05:39 UTC

is john drunk again

2019-02-01 06:05:53 UTC

My go to "treating myself" meal is seafood alfredo. With shrimp, mussels, and clam.

2019-02-01 06:05:54 UTC

protip: yes

2019-02-01 06:06:28 UTC

i make whatever will get me through a day of heavy labor and learning

2019-02-01 06:06:37 UTC

Please stop being stupid, John.

2019-02-01 06:06:43 UTC

It's unbecoming.

2019-02-01 06:06:45 UTC

Thats a tangerine

2019-02-01 06:06:50 UTC

Fucking retard

2019-02-01 06:07:08 UTC

John plz.

2019-02-01 06:07:55 UTC

One of the surfaces of the rind is white, yes. But an orange is...orange.

2019-02-01 06:08:05 UTC

i like to peel it like an ape with my thumb around and around

2019-02-01 06:08:11 UTC

Yhe skin is the zest

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