do you have a job?

Wtf

Do you have a job?

Mods!

He's asking for personal info!

Do you have a job?

Halp, he's asking for personal info

Ok, im calling your employer and reporting you

Mods! He's underage!

Mods ban brap posting!

Jokes on you, I resigned @jared

This is the more important part

is this what japan is like

cakes waltz the streets

looking for a white man

Unfortunately, haven't seen many of those

"Waltz the streets"

What's your REAL first language?

English motherfucker

😏

me no speako americano

Not American?

seriously i dont know another language

im american

What's that john

I suppose I shouldn't expect a middle schooler to know how to speak properly.

I was trying to experiment with my word choice

Thread ripper.

im sorry 😦

Yes. But why @johnfrum

I'm gonna experiment with your fucking hole, eventually.

Fucking cunt sister took my thousand folded german one and is now playing dumb as to what it is.

😬

So now I'm sending her pics to jog her memory

Upholstery John, cucked again.

Fuck her to remind her

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John wouldn't do that. He's not located in the southeastern quadrant of the US. I've ruled that out.

You say that a lot, have something you want to say to your very special siblings?

No

incest is hot if its 2d

CEASE

📽 @Millwood

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STOP CITIZEN

What?

NOBODY VIOLATES THE LAW ON MY WATCH

What watch

calling me a middle schooler then

It's an epic video game reference, god

kys

https://youtu.be/OCsMKypvmB0

all caps references to games u played as a kid

who's the middle schooler now

U

>never denied being in middle school

👀

Matt, please step away before you wind up on a list

I thought it went without saying that I was an elementary

Too late, old friend.

That's gay as fuck

having botnet in ur home

That's super fucking gay

double gay

John tell me that's not you

God that's cringy

>implying I have use for alexa

I assumed this is something you would like

>talks about being under a kotasu for 30 mins

>n-not like i need something to turn on and off the lights for me

Imagine having your wife and daughter raped in front of you with a knife to your neck while the fucking imperial march plays

I'm still not sure what you use alexa for

Smh smh smh smh smh smh smh

Is it when youre too lazy to type on amazon?

@jared you'll understand the benefits to not being an edgy child when your older, dear.

what are the benefits?

https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

This is the only good "home defense" song

and what are the marks of an edgy child so i can reflect when im old

Being u

Don't 🐝 urself

Imagine being such a zoomer you failed to properly upload a webm.

I live for the day I can run down my stairs with a shotgun loaded with buckshot n' slugs yelling "I'll fuck you in half" at the intruder

And imagine matt being salty that he didn't get to see girls frontline meme

i didnt know discord embedded webms

I'm not salty at all because you still recognized it immediately. Closet weeb.

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Fucking got me

Wait.

That's not girls frontline. That's girls last tour.

gacha games are cancer

wtf is wrong with you guys

Whatever, same tjing

Girls last tour is the gacha game with anthropomorphic guns.

literally completely different

Girls' Frontline is the gacha game