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2016-11-16 16:49:15 UTC

ha

2016-11-16 16:49:21 UTC

i'm surprised they tried

2016-11-16 16:49:27 UTC

this whole place looked like a chink with money saw that texmex places were making money, and tried to emulate the food from pictures

2016-11-16 16:49:32 UTC

kek

2016-11-16 16:49:33 UTC

but had no idea what its supposed to look or taste like

2016-11-16 16:49:33 UTC

does china have access to masa

2016-11-16 16:49:41 UTC

no sour cream? oh shit just use whipped cream

2016-11-16 16:49:52 UTC

yeah they do. not good stuff, but they have the ability to create it

2016-11-16 16:50:49 UTC

alright lads, thanks for the chats tonight, off to bed. as always, any china related questions should stay in here and off the general

2016-11-16 16:51:01 UTC

i think they get hung up, ironically, on their vision of what "clean food" should be and some preparations don't sit well with them, analogous to how US food safety inspectors fail korean restaurants for making kimchi

2016-11-16 16:51:05 UTC

good night sir

2016-11-16 16:51:19 UTC

gnight m8

2016-11-16 17:30:38 UTC

tfw no scooter jianbing vendor

2016-11-16 20:06:03 UTC

the fuck is this channel

2016-11-16 20:08:08 UTC

the best channel

2016-11-17 00:54:56 UTC

Ching

2016-11-17 00:55:21 UTC

hi

2016-11-17 00:55:46 UTC

๐Ÿ“€

2016-11-17 00:56:22 UTC

hey cheng

2016-11-17 00:56:26 UTC

wheres trex

2016-11-17 00:57:44 UTC

at his home with his grandparents i assume

2016-11-17 00:58:34 UTC

what about his mome

2016-11-17 01:18:52 UTC

how prevelant is communism

2016-11-17 01:19:01 UTC

from a scale of 0 to INVADE CHINA

2016-11-17 01:20:07 UTC

other than propoganda posters, its hard to think of china as communist in day to day life

2016-11-17 01:20:15 UTC

capitalism is fucking everywhere

2016-11-17 01:20:35 UTC

america has done it again

2016-11-17 01:21:16 UTC

im sure itd feel different if i was chinese

2016-11-17 01:21:32 UTC

but as an outsider, things look relatively normal - maybe except for the shitty police force

2016-11-17 01:21:45 UTC

corrupt police? just like america!

2016-11-17 01:21:56 UTC

but their flag needs more stars and stripes..

2016-11-17 01:22:54 UTC

sure, the police are corrupt, but atleast they do their job for the most part in america

2016-11-17 01:23:07 UTC

here, the police mostly just stand around and do nothing

2016-11-17 01:23:46 UTC

and harass laowai like me to show them my passport, just incase im illegal so they can get reward money for turning me in

2016-11-17 01:42:13 UTC

wtf is this channel

2016-11-17 01:42:49 UTC

kaetaa is a nigga in china that speaks to us using a vpn

2016-11-17 01:42:56 UTC

is he really black?

2016-11-17 01:42:57 UTC

no

2016-11-17 01:42:59 UTC

oh

2016-11-17 01:43:03 UTC

because i know that

2016-11-17 01:43:05 UTC

the chinese police

2016-11-17 01:43:08 UTC

); sadly not black

2016-11-17 01:43:08 UTC

likes to harras black people

2016-11-17 01:43:11 UTC

source

2016-11-17 01:43:14 UTC

brother in law

2016-11-17 01:43:15 UTC

you mean the AMERICAN POLICE?

2016-11-17 01:43:17 UTC

is chink

2016-11-17 01:43:17 UTC

no

2016-11-17 01:43:18 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ

2016-11-17 01:43:19 UTC

chinese too

2016-11-17 01:43:34 UTC

they do random id checks on niggers

2016-11-17 01:43:38 UTC

only because china has high concentration of illegal africans

2016-11-17 01:43:43 UTC

yep

2016-11-17 01:43:50 UTC

where you at kaetaa?

2016-11-17 01:43:55 UTC

Wuhan

2016-11-17 01:44:09 UTC

illegal africans how

2016-11-17 01:44:15 UTC

africans cant learn that tai chi shit

2016-11-17 01:44:22 UTC

>high concentration
How many ppm?

2016-11-17 01:44:25 UTC

they only know how to glock and trap

2016-11-17 01:44:42 UTC

thats why the chinese police love to bully africans

2016-11-17 01:44:47 UTC

they come over from africa to get degrees and overstay their visas or try to find illegal work here etc

2016-11-17 01:45:09 UTC

just like the mexicans

2016-11-17 01:45:10 UTC

how's the food

2016-11-17 01:45:18 UTC

cathy, its not really a high concentration, just exagerating a bit

2016-11-17 01:45:18 UTC

@Windatica you from US?

2016-11-17 01:45:21 UTC

yes

2016-11-17 01:45:35 UTC

I know, I just found it funny how you used that word

2016-11-17 01:45:38 UTC

food is dirty and delicious

2016-11-17 01:45:45 UTC

explain why anti trump protestors are using violence

2016-11-17 01:45:50 UTC

when is the us going to buttfuck the protestors?

2016-11-17 01:45:53 UTC

this is hugely cucked

2016-11-17 01:45:56 UTC

if this happened in china

2016-11-17 01:45:59 UTC

the whole tank division

2016-11-17 01:46:00 UTC

because liberals are retarded

2016-11-17 01:46:02 UTC

will roll down

2016-11-17 01:46:04 UTC

and mow em down

2016-11-17 01:46:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248624790896771083/1.jpg

2016-11-17 01:46:23 UTC

there are two types of liberal protesters

2016-11-17 01:46:26 UTC

looks pretty good desu

2016-11-17 01:46:28 UTC

those who feel entitled

2016-11-17 01:46:32 UTC

and those who didn't even vote

2016-11-17 01:46:39 UTC

Nice memes on the phone

2016-11-17 01:46:56 UTC

that's how you drown in pussy

2016-11-17 01:47:17 UTC

you do know that you are being ripped of right?

2016-11-17 01:47:19 UTC

since you are laowei

2016-11-17 01:47:29 UTC

unless you are with native chink

2016-11-17 01:48:13 UTC

but you will drown in chink pussy

2016-11-17 01:48:15 UTC

since you're white

2016-11-17 01:48:16 UTC

so

2016-11-17 01:48:17 UTC

If I'm not mistaken the person on the other side of the table is native chink

2016-11-17 01:48:28 UTC

if im not mistaken this was taken with a mi max

2016-11-17 01:48:30 UTC

yea the telephone case is a chink case

2016-11-17 01:48:32 UTC

prett shitty

2016-11-17 01:48:36 UTC

ripped off?

2016-11-17 01:48:41 UTC

ripped off how?

2016-11-17 01:48:44 UTC

well

2016-11-17 01:48:50 UTC

you go to a shitty market to buy food

2016-11-17 01:49:04 UTC

1 apple for yellow skin = 2 rmb

2016-11-17 01:49:10 UTC

1 apple for laoweo/white = 8 rmb

2016-11-17 01:49:12 UTC

m8 the prices are on the wall

2016-11-17 01:49:15 UTC

1 apple for nigger = 20 rmb

2016-11-17 01:49:46 UTC

99% of people dont do this shit when its for pennies, also i speak enough chinese to combat it, also my gf is chinese and is usually with me

2016-11-17 01:49:52 UTC

oh

2016-11-17 01:49:58 UTC

show picture of your gf desu

2016-11-17 01:50:06 UTC

if youre buying electronics or 2nd hand goods from a night market, then yes they will try to buttfuck you in the big cities

2016-11-17 01:50:06 UTC

j-joking

2016-11-17 01:50:11 UTC

but in wuhan, not really

2016-11-17 01:50:24 UTC

are you only visiting wuhan?

2016-11-17 01:50:31 UTC

i live here, been here 8 months so far

2016-11-17 01:50:36 UTC

wew

2016-11-17 01:50:44 UTC

you should install tinder/tantan

2016-11-17 01:50:51 UTC

surely you will drown in chink pussy

2016-11-17 01:51:00 UTC

how do you think i found my gf

2016-11-17 01:51:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248626014043897856/3.jpg

2016-11-17 01:51:51 UTC

cute girls desu

2016-11-17 01:52:56 UTC

not all of them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248626496606961664/20160329_133848.jpg

2016-11-17 01:53:41 UTC

i-is that a jew

2016-11-17 01:53:49 UTC

lol

2016-11-17 01:53:54 UTC

nah shes actually mexican

2016-11-17 01:53:57 UTC

dont know why her nose is so big

2016-11-17 01:54:03 UTC

what kind of work do you do?

2016-11-17 01:54:08 UTC

english teacher?

2016-11-17 01:54:11 UTC

English teacher

2016-11-17 01:54:18 UTC

fuck

2016-11-17 01:54:26 UTC

i also do freelance video work from america

2016-11-17 01:54:30 UTC

a-are your students qt?

2016-11-17 01:54:31 UTC

oh did you guys go watch movies

2016-11-17 01:54:32 UTC

but thats in my spare time

2016-11-17 01:54:38 UTC

what does the movie theatre in wuhan look like

2016-11-17 01:54:48 UTC

any cool stuff

2016-11-17 01:54:59 UTC

man

2016-11-17 01:55:00 UTC

no

2016-11-17 01:55:03 UTC

what will i do?

2016-11-17 01:55:08 UTC

how hard is it to be an english teacher

2016-11-17 01:55:10 UTC

donald trump will cut off china

2016-11-17 01:55:14 UTC

looks just like the ones back in home. big and grandiose. but the nicer onces have love seat sofas if you buy 2 tickets, so thats cool

2016-11-17 01:55:16 UTC

no more cheap chinese shit

2016-11-17 01:55:37 UTC

what age are you teaching @kaetaa ?

2016-11-17 01:55:52 UTC

they need to bring dinner and movie places to china; they'd be a hit

2016-11-17 01:56:11 UTC

he teaches kids

2016-11-17 01:56:15 UTC

wtf

2016-11-17 01:56:21 UTC

if the age is on the clock

2016-11-17 01:56:21 UTC

iirc he said he liked teaching adults more

2016-11-17 01:56:35 UTC

most people would

2016-11-17 01:57:01 UTC

I teach ages 3-17 in different classes.

2016-11-17 01:57:24 UTC

@shadowedROM yeah i just asked my gf is they have dinner/movie stuff here and she had never heard of it. maybe itd be huge

2016-11-17 01:57:25 UTC

how much does an average one bedroom apartment run in wuhan

2016-11-17 01:57:32 UTC

everyone fucking talks during movies and takes photos and shit

2016-11-17 01:57:34 UTC

its loud af

2016-11-17 01:57:46 UTC

make picture of your apartment desu

2016-11-17 01:58:18 UTC

average one bedroom in wuhan...hmm

2016-11-17 01:58:20 UTC

chinese culture just gels with anything that involves food and luxury and movies can be both. perfect fit.

2016-11-17 01:58:21 UTC

>taking photos during movies

2016-11-17 01:58:25 UTC

well it depends how close to downtown you are

2016-11-17 01:58:27 UTC

thats just wrong ok

2016-11-17 01:58:30 UTC

but id guess maybe like 1400 rmb a month

2016-11-17 01:58:51 UTC

man inflation really did happen

2016-11-17 01:58:54 UTC

still cheap i guess

2016-11-17 01:59:16 UTC

china is in a housing bubble

2016-11-17 01:59:22 UTC

where it goes up every year

2016-11-17 01:59:47 UTC

hm

2016-11-17 01:59:50 UTC

looks pretty okay

2016-11-17 01:59:52 UTC

except bathroom

2016-11-17 01:59:55 UTC

thats pure chink bathroom

2016-11-17 02:00:01 UTC

all chink bathrooms are like that

2016-11-17 02:00:06 UTC

they dont care about it for some reason

2016-11-17 02:00:32 UTC

poo... in..

2016-11-17 02:00:33 UTC

@imdead if you sit behind girls age 25 or under, they spend the whole movbie talking, texting, or taking pictures/videos fo the screen to share on social media

2016-11-17 02:00:33 UTC

americans have a pretty warped sense of what a bathroom is tbh

2016-11-17 02:00:45 UTC

we value bathrooms more than anyone

2016-11-17 02:00:46 UTC

sit in front

2016-11-17 02:00:48 UTC

yeah i dont know why bidets aren't super popular here yet

2016-11-17 02:01:11 UTC

i blame christianity and homophobia lol

2016-11-17 02:01:12 UTC

but the actual cinemas are nice as hell. maybe nicer than american ones

2016-11-17 02:01:22 UTC

nobody wants water to squirt up their arse b/c zomg sodomy

2016-11-17 02:01:36 UTC

sometimes i go to watch an american movie, and they sell me a ticket to chinese movie and sayi ts fine

2016-11-17 02:01:37 UTC

@kaetaa post more qt girls

2016-11-17 02:01:42 UTC

so they can boost chinese movie sales

2016-11-17 02:01:46 UTC

kek

2016-11-17 02:02:03 UTC

the chinks made pretty good movies in the 90's

2016-11-17 02:02:05 UTC

not sure about now

2016-11-17 02:02:07 UTC

you mean like gratis?

2016-11-17 02:02:17 UTC

nah hong kong made good shit in 90s

2016-11-17 02:02:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248628853570928640/20160521_192901.jpg

2016-11-17 02:02:22 UTC

hong kong =china

2016-11-17 02:02:23 UTC

Red Cliff was good but i don't think that's entirely chinese

2016-11-17 02:02:23 UTC

same bruh

2016-11-17 02:02:25 UTC

stephen chow

2016-11-17 02:02:26 UTC

no

2016-11-17 02:02:29 UTC

no

2016-11-17 02:02:39 UTC

hong kong was a british colony

2016-11-17 02:02:55 UTC

it's as different as monaco

2016-11-17 02:03:59 UTC

cute chinks

2016-11-17 02:04:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248629390253096960/20160623_105253.jpg

2016-11-17 02:04:27 UTC

are there a lot of plastic girls there now

2016-11-17 02:04:32 UTC

korea style

2016-11-17 02:04:38 UTC

that's not cute

2016-11-17 02:04:42 UTC

yeah, its a huge cheap market

2016-11-17 02:04:48 UTC

not as bad as korea

2016-11-17 02:04:55 UTC

i heard you can get chinked in a hospital

2016-11-17 02:04:58 UTC

is that true?

2016-11-17 02:05:03 UTC

absolutely

2016-11-17 02:05:07 UTC

kek

2016-11-17 02:05:20 UTC

i liked the hospitals in china though

2016-11-17 02:05:33 UTC

yeah they are fine for the most part if you go to a normal one

2016-11-17 02:05:52 UTC

the first thing you do is go up to the cashier and fill up your medical credit simcard lol

2016-11-17 02:05:56 UTC

(this was 8 years ago)

2016-11-17 02:06:10 UTC

and they swipe it every time you get medicine or get a blood test or something

2016-11-17 02:06:18 UTC

idk if it's still like that, but it controls costs maybe

2016-11-17 02:06:35 UTC

not like the shitshow we have in america?

2016-11-17 02:06:38 UTC

Imagine this scenario: In China, colleges persue a 100% graduation rate, so they will let literally anyone withy money get a degree - even if they cheat constantly (which is encouraged), then these same lazy chinks will go become doctors who are doing medical diagnosis thtat could mean life and death

2016-11-17 02:06:51 UTC

wowe

2016-11-17 02:07:00 UTC

you're not wrong but you're also being a little alarmist

2016-11-17 02:07:00 UTC

its the same bytemask, but my local hospital doesnt do the card

2016-11-17 02:07:07 UTC

so you have to go pay each time

2016-11-17 02:07:09 UTC

really annoying

2016-11-17 02:07:24 UTC

i know i am byte, just exagerating

2016-11-17 02:07:32 UTC

wew

2016-11-17 02:07:37 UTC

the chinks chink themselves

2016-11-17 02:07:40 UTC

doctors in the us aren't much better

2016-11-17 02:07:42 UTC

the eternal chink

2016-11-17 02:07:44 UTC

they just hide it better.

2016-11-17 02:07:55 UTC

source: am friends with a few doctors

2016-11-17 02:08:13 UTC

and the medical diagnostic devices industry

2016-11-17 02:08:21 UTC

house of cards.

2016-11-17 02:08:36 UTC

anyone else selling milk power to china? ๐Ÿ˜’

2016-11-17 02:09:06 UTC

easy money

2016-11-17 02:09:23 UTC

all of our con men work in finance where we can control them

2016-11-17 02:09:33 UTC

china's just more honest about dishonesty

2016-11-17 02:09:55 UTC

thats why some people chop up the doctors with a butcher knife desu

2016-11-17 02:09:58 UTC

because they are so dishonest

2016-11-17 02:10:32 UTC

the american ones just feel helpless and apathetic

2016-11-17 02:10:42 UTC

they can't tell you the truth because of policy sometimes

2016-11-17 02:10:56 UTC

and tbh many of them have outdated knowledge

2016-11-17 02:10:58 UTC

my brothers friend was in the chinese army, when he got discharged he went to work for a hospital

2016-11-17 02:11:03 UTC

literally tasked to protect the doctors

2016-11-17 02:11:05 UTC

that's why ibm watson is gonna be gr8t

2016-11-17 02:11:06 UTC

HAHA

2016-11-17 02:11:28 UTC

oh people in china cut up doctors

2016-11-17 02:11:31 UTC

i didn't know that

2016-11-17 02:11:35 UTC

seems silly

2016-11-17 02:12:11 UTC

didn't know that either

2016-11-17 02:12:35 UTC

until a mainlander told me that china had a lot of mentally ill patients

2016-11-17 02:12:43 UTC

then i went back to the netherlands

2016-11-17 02:12:55 UTC

and a dutch chink told me that they cut up doctors because of the high prices

2016-11-17 02:12:56 UTC

kek

2016-11-17 02:13:09 UTC

yeah dude fuck the chinese don't know how to deal with mental health issues at all

2016-11-17 02:13:12 UTC

completely inept

2016-11-17 02:13:16 UTC

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