shit-about-asia

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2016-11-15 16:14:15 UTC

^said man has some wicked genes

2016-11-15 16:15:10 UTC

I don't think he's Chinese

2016-11-15 16:15:27 UTC

8) pretty sure he's Macedonian or something

2016-11-15 16:15:36 UTC

in a way I'm really glad china exists to copy ideas, since it drives home the core concept that ideas and innovation aren't the magic sauce that we've held them up to be, and execution is possibly way more important

2016-11-15 16:15:38 UTC

samoan

2016-11-15 16:15:44 UTC

okay back, sorryu about that

2016-11-15 16:16:17 UTC

frankly I don't think people who have neat video editing skills should deserve 90% of the profits

2016-11-15 16:16:20 UTC

How many fidgit cubes are there

2016-11-15 16:16:22 UTC

well if a chinese person can do it, the govt legally wont let you do it

2016-11-15 16:16:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248119016617410564/20160317_212708.jpg

2016-11-15 16:16:46 UTC

so itd have to be something that benefits you being where youre from or what you look like

2016-11-15 16:16:47 UTC

Rock's mother

2016-11-15 16:17:08 UTC

that's pretty good looking, standard take-your-friends-to-banquet-dinner fare

2016-11-15 16:17:23 UTC

looks like an insular tbh

2016-11-15 16:17:46 UTC

have you been able to find good beer

2016-11-15 16:18:08 UTC

i heard that they stared getting into the craft beer craze over there but i'd imagine it's small

2016-11-15 16:18:23 UTC

Man I'd FUCK the rock

2016-11-15 16:18:31 UTC

the chinese beer is low alcohol content

2016-11-15 16:18:35 UTC

usually around 3%

2016-11-15 16:18:38 UTC

but its not bad

2016-11-15 16:18:39 UTC

its cheap

2016-11-15 16:19:01 UTC

yeah like session beer. goes well with food since it stands aside

2016-11-15 16:19:04 UTC

If the beef sucks, I imagine Chinese leather would too?

2016-11-15 16:19:18 UTC

๐Ÿฎ

2016-11-15 16:19:33 UTC

๐Ÿบ

2016-11-15 16:19:42 UTC

@kaetaa tsingtao lager is a bit under 5 iirc

2016-11-15 16:19:53 UTC

thats right tom

2016-11-15 16:19:54 UTC

getting a spare key made

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248119899975712768/20160523_114300.jpg

2016-11-15 16:19:55 UTC

it's >lager, but not bad

2016-11-15 16:19:56 UTC

tsingtao is my goto

2016-11-15 16:20:11 UTC

ive never seen real leather yet, just fake shit

2016-11-15 16:20:16 UTC

but i havent gone looking for it either

2016-11-15 16:20:33 UTC

I have some weird keys from china; they're kinda paranoid

2016-11-15 16:20:40 UTC

cross-shaped keys and such

2016-11-15 16:20:48 UTC

like a phillips head

2016-11-15 16:21:00 UTC

I have a Chinese pleather wallet that I got on Ali for 2bux, pretty good

2016-11-15 16:21:04 UTC

2 of my coworkers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120193795096576/20160508_183042.jpg

2016-11-15 16:21:18 UTC

Smash or pass?

2016-11-15 16:21:32 UTC

where are the qts?

2016-11-15 16:21:39 UTC

smash tbh

2016-11-15 16:21:44 UTC

pass

2016-11-15 16:21:48 UTC

>not having yellow fever

2016-11-15 16:21:51 UTC

they both dtf though

2016-11-15 16:21:52 UTC

regional mcdonalds shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120395037802496/20160521_230536.jpg

2016-11-15 16:21:52 UTC

i have a gf

2016-11-15 16:21:55 UTC

Probably in mainland

2016-11-15 16:21:59 UTC

FOR NOW

2016-11-15 16:22:33 UTC

what's that green?

2016-11-15 16:22:33 UTC

>chinese "beer"

2016-11-15 16:22:40 UTC

you guys mean water right

2016-11-15 16:22:42 UTC

Shrek burger

2016-11-15 16:22:49 UTC

Ygg tsingtao is a solid lager tbh

2016-11-15 16:22:49 UTC

pretty much water

2016-11-15 16:23:01 UTC

you know it's clean tho

2016-11-15 16:23:02 UTC

right

2016-11-15 16:23:03 UTC

this nigga pulled up a truck on a busy street and started selling watermelons at 10pm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120693554806784/20160523_203507.jpg

2016-11-15 16:23:16 UTC

watching chinks drink 3% beer in little shots like they are hard or something

2016-11-15 16:23:18 UTC

is hilarious

2016-11-15 16:23:19 UTC

Laced with opium

2016-11-15 16:23:19 UTC

based, did you buy any?

2016-11-15 16:23:21 UTC

>lager
I read this as water

2016-11-15 16:23:35 UTC

nah, was headed to a bar

2016-11-15 16:23:42 UTC

your chink friends are lightweights

2016-11-15 16:23:49 UTC

>not carrying a watermelon to the bar

2016-11-15 16:23:50 UTC

drink with some koreans or hong kongers

2016-11-15 16:23:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120914762399744/1.jpg

2016-11-15 16:23:58 UTC

they'd drink you under the table

2016-11-15 16:24:04 UTC

oooh now that looks good

2016-11-15 16:24:14 UTC

fuck I'm hungry

2016-11-15 16:24:14 UTC

>gooks drinking a hundred kilo man under a table

2016-11-15 16:24:21 UTC

but none of them are here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248121021415161856/20160409_185814.jpg

2016-11-15 16:24:25 UTC

>implying im not 200kilo

2016-11-15 16:24:49 UTC

what does it say? ISIS ......

2016-11-15 16:24:52 UTC

you guys ever try baijiu? its the most consumed alcohol in the world by volume

2016-11-15 16:24:54 UTC

the chinks hate it

2016-11-15 16:24:59 UTC

yeah you're kinda out in the middle of nowhere (even though you're in a comparatively super-developed city)

2016-11-15 16:24:59 UTC

it says "ISIS vs the kurdz"

2016-11-15 16:25:12 UTC

nice band name

2016-11-15 16:25:37 UTC

traditional chinese dish - tomatoe and egg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248121341365059584/20160317_122402.jpg

2016-11-15 16:25:46 UTC

do you see any for-sport cyclists

2016-11-15 16:25:53 UTC

road cyclists and such

2016-11-15 16:25:53 UTC

not many, but a few

2016-11-15 16:25:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248121410830991360/20160320_230658.jpg

2016-11-15 16:26:12 UTC

How bad is English

2016-11-15 16:26:20 UTC

my city is pretty bad

2016-11-15 16:26:23 UTC

do they hate fat people as much as japs?

2016-11-15 16:26:30 UTC

despite boasting a huge fuck population, literally no one speaks english

2016-11-15 16:26:32 UTC

I remember you saying you are

2016-11-15 16:26:45 UTC

maybe I should go back and buy an apartment :/

2016-11-15 16:26:48 UTC

they dont hate them, its just more like "holy shit! look! wow. dont see that every day"

2016-11-15 16:26:58 UTC

kek

2016-11-15 16:27:04 UTC

What do you work as? A teacher?

2016-11-15 16:27:08 UTC

yeah

2016-11-15 16:27:09 UTC

why speak english when you can speak chinese

2016-11-15 16:27:25 UTC

What grade/year

2016-11-15 16:27:33 UTC

You like em Yung??

2016-11-15 16:27:47 UTC

i teach many classes. ages range from 3-17

2016-11-15 16:27:57 UTC

i wonder if there's any demand for teaching technical english

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