it's probably bonded leather

aka the least desireable and lowest quality

Yeah, probably. I like it though

tfw the girl let me touch her tits

Noice

it's weird that we've met each other a few days ago

and now we're so close

She's a keeper

too bad she wants to live in japan I gotta go away

rip

I always wanted a girl to bantz with

and she's that kinda girl

then why not find a job there?

take a risk

hey Jignx i know you dont know me but if you feel a real conection with her you should try

^

yeah

I shall try I suppose

I know she likes me cause otherwise I wouldnt be groping her 3 days after I met her

Worth a shot

She sounds like a slag

She might do that to tons of visitors m8

Got a pic?

she's a virgin

a """"virgin""""?

A ✌virgin✌

👉👌 there's only one way to find out

🍑 🤛 Do it boyo

Yeah my mom's a virgin too m8

Celebrated Christmas with other foreigners. Kind of sucks to be away from family and holiday stuff

I can imagine

did they serve you eggnog which was really just a raw egg and milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9hGNJsyx8

s p o o p y

>cheating on asians

great idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxxQgxssXY

plus it's easy to fuck over foreigners on the police side of things

@Ygg that random dude staring at him the whole time and he gets to sit next to him, golden

yeah he must be legit autistic tbh

or maybe he's the gvt spy assigned to him

why not both

kek

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fZZsYsbZTk

Serpentza is one of 2 China video makers I like

He's unbiased and not political

Just moved into new apartment

Went to IKEA on new years day

Literally every horizontal surface bed couch table had some chink in a deep sleep on it

They went to IKEA just to take naps? Don't know

Wow

Brah I've slepty at an Ikea before.

there was a play filmed in an ikea

I bet it sucks

what up fellas

holy shit @kaetaa are you STILL in china

I remember this shit from the PREVIOUS discord

i live here

this channel is mostly for china related things that arent chinkshit

oh

ah fak

are you a chink or dirty foreigner

the latter

Where from?

USA

oh nice

@kaetaa I like Serpentza too, but he definitely caters to the expat crowd and thus has a bias

it's a bias that tends towards information exclusion though, so it's not as harmful as say some others who are outright ragebaby liars

I'd imagine he's a pretty great person IRL esp without the time pressures of making a short vid on yt

yeah he specifically says in his videos that hes talking to non chinese people looking to live there maybe

and then he trabslates sometimes to chinese because they get so butthurt at stuff he says

@kaetaa what do you do in china like as a job

how to learn chinese

fong dong three and four

licky dicky choppy sticky

эй вы

?

legal trouble in china: have fun losing your organs!!!!! central planning ftw

china is basically like the sprawl trilogy where if you piss off the wrong people you get dissolved in a tank and your parts get sold off to rich business Daimyos

and thats because only caucasoids have the combination of a High IQ and Valuing life

lol sick

@wizord I am an English teacher at a private learning school - so its an afterschool and weekend thing for kids age 3-17

Thanks to whoever changed the title of this channel - is more appropriate now

no problem

>tfw planning to go to japan to become a shitty english teacher

Those memes

be english teacher

fuck ugly jap classmate

@Jignx you staying in touch with the girl you met over there?

yeah

im p.much in love

and she reciprocated

and wants me back

That's sweet

English Teacher it is then

you exchanged LINE ids?

sounds awesome jignx

yeah

we talk

well i got nothing in my life

and every dude is telling me to go for it

I need to take risks I suppose

and if it works out maybe I'll be happy for once

with a girl

Worth a shot for sure

yeah

how many buddhists are there in china?

whats is the most widespread religion in chyner?

@OFFICIAL UNITEDSTATES http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3b5dw4

documentarys are always so slow

interesting watch

he goes to China near the end of it

is he jewish?

from 22:25 onwards is about him going to China

the japanese enjoy not lusting for women

Japan has some weird buddhist traditions too

with drunk Japanese dudes running down a hill

and beating the shit out of eachother with torches

weird

I got a you're sending messages too fast error

I actually never watched lost in translation

Discord does that sometimes

@Tribit http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3b5q2o

benin :DDDD

he calls sneks objects 🤔

can u plz stop renaming the channel

thanks in advance

stop renaming... first rename ever for this channel probly

but we could make it monthly event

same

theres not much religion in china - its pretty godless for the most part

you do find the occasional budhist temple or christian church

in other news, im visiting back to usa for 2 weeks in march

kaetaa-in-usa channel when?

what do u do to enable urself living in china?

its all china to me

teaching obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TtjVswuT-M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuiir9_SkU

@kaetaa#1570 Any plans for CNY?

@kaetaa

fixed that for you lad

Not sure why that <:you:265281777168416768> didn't work

<:you:265281777168416768>

become a teacher and there's jobs for you all over Asia

@Joldberg

Even Japan isn't picky about qualifications when even non-native people get jobs teaching English

what about engineering

duuuuude

i could go into engineering chink shit

and sell it to u guys

hahahahaha

😁🔫

im doing an economics degree

what asian shit can i do

holy fuck its actually retarded

should have just done engineering

a REAL degree

economics is the best degree

literally 90% of world economy is just financial markets and theoretical economics

yea but its just

meme

every lecture is just

"haha this isnt provable"

it's all theoretical

which i get

is the point

but it's not a science like physics

all SPECULATION

economists are the priests of the modern age

woah...

do you have an economics degree?

nah

but my point was, the degree is good

aight fair

im just not sure where im gonna go with it

it gives you authority of the almighty markets

idk if it works like that

a job taht would be epic is one that requires i fly around the world

not even to see the world

i just love airports

and flying

and hotels

imo airports are comfy as fuck

you should have become janitor xd

airline quality assurance

or hotel quality tester

what other good options there is for job like that

idk

being high up in a multinational corporation

international prostitute connaiseur

to be engineer u have to break things down into components and see/comprehend how each thing interrelates

and then decide whether u canuse it in 2 months or trash it since itll clutter usable space

all encompassing the trees the forest the roots the grass the autism of the workd and using it your advantage

thats what i define as engineering to me

or u can do basic bitch modeling jobs

decent pay, but after 4 months of it, ur kinda like. how can i use this in my everyday

its hard to get a job in china except foe teaching because the government wont allow foreigners to do any work that a local could do

so teaching english is the biggest

but of course you could find work outside of it, but you better be bloody brilliant snf qualified

for chinese new year i was going to go to korea, but since.im going to.usa in a few weeks, jll just be kicking it playing vidya for 6 days

sorry for typos im phoneposting on chinese keyboard

just saw you already answered that

@kaetaa how to learn mandarin

a lot of companies are acutally searching for people to go to china. a friend of mine is an engineer and he got offered to got to china for 150% of the pay he would get in EU

granted, it is mostly temporary, you need a company in your own/western country to send you, and a degree

but most companies doing business in china are looking for managers cause they dont trust the chinks with responsibility (rightly so)

damnnmmmm

so do u teach engrish @kaetaa

chingrish

I would wanna work on China cos instant chink shit

Man just imagine how you'd get taxed once you bring them home

Fucking government

nah it's not an import i swear

like

if you bought a very expensive measuring device in china

then just

wore it back to your home nation

you know dailymotion is pretty good

@CIA @kaetaa

Yea I've read this

Can't read this on mobile but I'm guessing it's the industrial steel one

And yes, from a Chinese, don't work with Chinese

Yeah, that one.

and if you do... everything on paper

and i mean everything

yeah i teach english

and the best way to learn a language is to go where they are speaking the language

so dont come to mainland, go to taiwan. first world and with mandarin = win win

and not part of china = win

@Deleted User >learn Japanese or Russian instead

tfw you learnt Japanese

AYYYYYYYYY

i learned japanese in uni and studied abroad there as well

but as i learn more mandarin

im forgeerting bits of jap

and its making me sad

because i love jap culture and people

WEEB im just kiding japs are gr8

im a weeb

not motivated to learn jap

i learned stupid phrases from animu

I've been trying to learn Japanese for five years

but my stupid life gets in the way

replace life with anime

become a neet watch anime and eat nothing but ramen

it's the way it's meant to be

Watashi wa

Kawaii desu ka