@kaetaa CNY you say? As in their currency, or the New Year? Why is it the same acronym? Is it a conspiracy? <:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

They don't call it CNY

That's why

It's called lunar festival

But stupid gwailo does.

Is it a conspiracy?

Yes

Possibly

ok, thanks.

Definitely

This ideal woman was found at the grocery store wall

TSCHYNA

I found it funny that the 2nd most popular plastic surgery here is the opposite of what we get in America

It's really popular here to have a big fat nose

Like Jew/italians proportions

Damn fran is fat af compared to my pic

@kaetaa please kys

Hahahaha

That was for u m8

Kinda, but it reminded me heavily

Yeah I agree @Sdeck37

Ironically, it's the Chinese woman that has the (((bigger nose))).

My huge nose is qt and a German girl told me a German saying about that oncs

Then I was intimidated by her expectations

And didn't proceed in order not to disappoint her

An der Nase des Johannes sieht man Hannes kann es?

Yes something like that

It's a joke that you're good in bed

Maybe that's why your gf likes you

Yes I understood that but it intimidated me because I'm a beta

Northern European girls always expect me to be turbochad

This bus isn't supposed to stop, it's a direct trip to my city, but someone gave the bus driver some money to drop him off in his city (which is on the way)

So we stopped

Sigh

Lel

Idk man. Can't fault the driver for that.

"He's Italian. Let's go flirt with him and set him under pressure to flirt back for lulz, we don't mean it anyway"

- Every German girl ever

The cunt behind me is on the phone talking shit about me again lok

"foreigner did this....foreigner did that...."

"Let's touch his nose"

- Every Chinese girl ever

"We don't mean it anyway"

Porco you were really a beta

Were? I still am

Were

Lel

If a group of German girls come to you, at least one of them is interested

Is that common in Germany

I already had my Taiwan gf anyway when this happened

For the women to be more forward

And I don't cheat

German girls are super direct

Compared to what?

the rest of the world

I don't know

@kaetaa Your turn to call somebody and say "Stupid chink behind me did this and that".

And get beaten up by an enraged horde.

Compared to Asians heavily.
Compared to Dutch, French, other neighbours, no.

You joke but that is extremely likely to happen

I don't joke.

I know it's likely to happen.

My problem with German girls is that they say what they want

...

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My Taiwanese gf takes a month and 4 escalations to state her opinion

that's much easier to handle

How?

Meanwhile, you get 100% resentment for a month.

That doesn't make sense to me at all tbh

Good...?

I don't know, 3 year relationship and we never had a single fight

the sex life is great, too. Like on the first day

What does that have to with stating desires?

She's just super introvert and it's easier for me to get along with that

An extraverted girl will take a more leading role in the relationship which will inevitably lead to more fights

She... Just follows unless she doesn't like something

Porco is secretly an alpha

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

I'm to beta to outalpha an extraverted girl

Beta, dating a gamma girl.

But alpha enough to lead an introvert one

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Mystery solved.

kek

You're a cool guy porco, but never work for a German company.

@Sdeck37 I used to work for Sparkasse

kek

We Euro-Battle now

>He worked for the shittiest Bank in Germany

No further questions

Yes it was quite shitty

But the money was good

If we go to Europe for honeymoon I'll do a tour and visit all you europoors

We can eat McDonald's

And the working conditions were good, too

Never had a minute of overtime

And, they allowed me to keep my bank account after leaving Germany

That's pretty standard tho

Many foreign students here keep their account after leaving Germany.